• Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34697090]I just found out some of the stories of the whores here at my school. And I thought that other lesbian girl had a fucked up story. There's this lesbian that dates guys and makes them wear women's clothing and force them to eat her out. She dates really fucking girly guys that makes regular men say "What the fuck I dont understand" She then breaks up with someone after 1 week (probably because the guys refuse to have sex with her) and the males are usually left in shock because of the offer. Anyone who stays with her ends of leaving school after a while because the fucking woman has some fucked up STD that leaves warts in your mouth. "But burger! This story could be shit and they are lying to you to make that woman untouchable!" All the evidence adds up. It sounds so fucking true because she flirts like fucking crazy and 3 dudes that dated her (that didn't even know eachother) had the same story.[/QUOTE] what go away boner
Please forgive the blank parts, I'm not very good at saying things off the top of my head [media]http://soundcloud.com/hardpoint-nomad/audio-recording-on-tuesday-1[/media]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34697090]I just found out some of the stories of the whores here at my school. And I thought that other lesbian girl had a fucked up story. There's this lesbian that dates guys and makes them wear women's clothing and force them to eat her out. She dates really fucking girly guys that makes regular men say "What the fuck I dont understand" [/QUOTE] that's hot as fu- [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34697090] She then breaks up with someone after 1 week (probably because the guys refuse to have sex with her) and the males are usually left in shock because of the offer. Anyone who stays with her ends of leaving school after a while because the fucking woman has some fucked up STD that leaves warts in your mouth. "But burger! This story could be shit and they are lying to you to make that woman untouchable!" All the evidence adds up. It sounds so fucking true because she flirts like fucking crazy and 3 dudes that dated her (that didn't even know eachother) had the same story.[/quote] oh
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34703807]Welcome to my world. :( On a lighter note, I saw The Phantom Menace in 3-D tonight. It was fun! I love the movie, even with it's flaws. [img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401294_357925657562637_100000356179478_1215504_881348933_n.jpg[/img] Seeing the ending duel was incredible.[/QUOTE] Finally! Someone who actually enjoys the prequels and understands its flaws at the same time! Everybody I know hates them, even the people who, like me, grew up alongside them.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34703783]what are you guys talking about is nasal spray someone I should know about[/QUOTE] This fucking shit [img]http://www.noseunblocked.com/nasal-spray1.jpg[/img]
[t]http://www.impawards.com/1986/posters/labyrinth_ver1.jpg[/t] see this movie here "yeah," you say "what a great classi-" [H2]NOPE[/h2] I [b][i]hate[/i][/b] Labyrinth. Maybe it's a good movie, but it kind of wore on me because when I was little that's all my older brother and sister [i]ever wanted to watch, ever.[/i] During this, there was [i]nothing for me to do.[/i] I couldn't play the N64. I couldn't do [i]shit.[/I] So I watched Labyrinth. Over, and over, [i]and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/OVERANDOVER.png[/IMG] [H2]THIS IS NOT A PLEASANT IMAGE TO GROW UP WITH[/H2]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34703807]Welcome to my world. :( On a lighter note, I saw The Phantom Menace in 3-D tonight. It was fun! I love the movie, even with it's flaws. [img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401294_357925657562637_100000356179478_1215504_881348933_n.jpg[/img] Seeing the ending duel was incredible.[/QUOTE] Nice beatles poster. Also, is that movie really worth seeing on the big screen? I can't see in 3D so that's out. Is 2D worth it?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34703979][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/OVERANDOVER.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] What the fuck
I have homework to do. It's in my binder. In front of me. Taunting me. [t]http://i.imgur.com/7Fgrs.jpg[/t] STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
[QUOTE=:v:;34704020]What the fuck[/QUOTE] It's David Bowie's crotch [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/CROTCH.png[/img] [i][B]IT'S HIS CROOOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoooOooooOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOoototootooTOOTCHHHHHH[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34704073]It's David Bowie's crotch [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/CROTCH.png[/img] [i][B]IT'S HIS CROOOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoooOooooOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOoototootooTOOTCHHHHHH[/b][/i][/QUOTE] That face. It's truly from the deepest pits of hell.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34704010]If you haven't seen it, go see it. Everyone should see this movie at least once because everyone seems to have a story behind their first time watching it. The first half is great, but as soon as they land on Coruscant, things start to focus on the politics, which bored me a bit. The ending is fucking awesome, though.[/QUOTE] Dat podrace. Alright, i'll see it this weekend
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34704180]Go in cold. I won't guarantee you'll love it as a lot of people despise it.[/QUOTE] I despise it. Honestly, I'd rather go see Red Tails again, but my sister doesn't wanna go so I'm stuck with Jar Jar.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvyNT3uQvAo[/media] this guy was found dead outside a couple weeks back in my city. It's only just hit me how much I'm going to miss this guy, I always saw him around town and he had a beautiful sound and he was so kind and nice. I'm literally tearing up thinking about it
Welp. Apparently the waiting list for Dr. Warnake [The guy I had to get referred to] is not 1+ year but in fact 3-5 months. My mom apparently met a t-girl who she had no idea was one in the first place. She goes to this school that I heard of, that school's apparently trans-friendly, unlike the one I was going to go to.
I hate how my older brother and parents blame [b]ME[/b] for my little brothers not having a turn on the PS3, even though they had the entire time to play. Exactly HOW is this MY fault?
I just played through Dear Esther and it was just amazing. The ending was so beautiful I teared up a little. How the narration just played out along with the subtle hints that you could find to understand the story of the narrator. It was just beautiful.
I had to study, and because I suck in english, I asked my mom to help me study. So.. I was waiting.. then her friend called her... and she talked.. for 15 minutes, while I kept muttering to myself, "apparently talking to your friend is more important than studying". I sat on the computer downstairs, looking at pictures. When she got off the phone, she freaked on me, telling me that I'm being rude to her while she's sick, not to interrupt her while she's on the phone, ect. Apparently, I get treated like I was the one who was fucking procrasinating. fuck that shit you're taking the blame not me bitch
I wish I had some type European accent instead of a boring american one.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34704616]If you despise it, why see it on the big screen?[/QUOTE] Because my sister wants to see it, and she seems to be a tad distraught lately. So yeah imma go see it anyway.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34704984]I thought it was a lot of fun. To be honest, I'm going to see the other 5 too. I'm a sucker for Star Wars. Even if it means seeing this on the big screen in 2015. *shudder*[/QUOTE] Did he step on a lego?
Flank made me jump off a house suspended it the shy over and over again and put a colorful sign on my house that said "AFAG" Is this what the Minecraft server is normally like? [sub][sub][sub]Not everything Flank did to me was mean, though. He did give me a diamond block.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Going to bed. So tired. So much homework.
[QUOTE=Snake7;34704839]I wish I had some type European accent instead of a boring american one.[/QUOTE] Me too :(
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34704984]I thought it was a lot of fun. To be honest, I'm going to see the other 5 too. I'm a sucker for Star Wars. Even if it means seeing this on the big screen in 2015. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0EUjobdavw[/media] *shudder*[/QUOTE] ahahahahaha what the fuck is that [I]EEE[B]WOOOWHWHAAHAAAAAAAH[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=Snake7;34704839]I wish I had some type European accent instead of a boring American one.[/QUOTE] I can't hear my own accent, but weirdly according to my friends I have a Bostonian accent even though I'm from Southeast CT.
Grandmother is looking after me and my sister. She brought her little dog. They both left to go to my aunts house (15 minute drive) and I was wondering where the dog's cage was because it wasn't in it's usual spot. So I grabbed some peanuts that were in a bowl that were supposed to be for the squirrels (fuck them, they can get their own food) I suddenly hear the most ear-deafening bark ever from some motherfucking dog in a cage under the table.
My life is shit, My mum said that shes thinking about moving me in with my dad, my brothers a fucking criminal, my grades are pretty shit right now, and ive got a phsychological addiction to smoking salvia. Fuck my life sometimes.
Goddammit why am I still on my computer. I should be working on my 200 word essay and it's almost 11:00 PM over here, and I have a lot of researching to do. I fucking hate when I constantly put off my homework for hours.
My sister thinks I watch porn. But I think she browsed to some website called YouPorn or some shit. Anyway, this is long overdue: [media]http://soundcloud.com/syd-cartwright/aefiawnfasdf[/media] [Transcoding still ._.]
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