Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Having to redownload No More Room In Hell. Thanks Windows! [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] It just tried to restart my computer for updates 10 minutes after restarting the download. Nope.

Classroom is like a fucking sauna, the extreme heat makes you sweat and you begin to smell awful [highlight]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34709985]Classroom is like a fucking sauna, the extreme heat makes you sweat and you begin to smell awful [highlight]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK[/highlight][/QUOTE] Wear Lady's Speed Stick. How is this funny? I'm completely serious.

When your friend stays over for 5 days straight...Even though one of those days is his birthday... WHY WON'T YOU GO HOME.

How I am apparently a troll for not knowing the background song to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv8GF732-RQ"]this[/URL]. [editline]15th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34709445]I'll buy the person with the closet number Killing Floor. It's between 1 and 1000.[/QUOTE] 314

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34710213]Wear Lady's Speed Stick. How is this funny? I'm completely serious.[/QUOTE] I think I'll go for something more masculine.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34710863]I think I'll go for something more masculine.[/QUOTE] Pfft.

Try Old Spice. That fucking stuff could clear rotting corpse smell its that fucking strong

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34709445]I'll buy the person with the closet number Killing Floor. It's between 1 and 1000.[/QUOTE] Uhhhhhhh... 62?

I became addicted to coffee. First I drank one each day, then two, then three, now like 4-6 every day. Wake up, coffee. Home from school, coffee. 15 minutes after that, coffee again.* 1 hour later, coffee again.* 1-2 hours after dinner, coffee. *Depends on the day.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34711138]I became addicted to coffee. First I drank one each day, then two, then three, now like 4-6 every day. Wake up, coffee. Home from school, coffee. 15 minutes after that, coffee again.* 1 hour later, coffee again.* 1-2 hours after dinner, coffee. *Depends on the day.[/QUOTE] You should be careful. I used to get headaches on the weekends when I didn't drink coffee after drinking one cup every morning during the week. I switched to half-caf coffee and that stopped the headaches.

A girl in most of my classes who thinks she has to give her verdict on how everyone dresses, looks, wears their hair etc. Me and my mates were talking, she comes over and starts with all this "You look dead nice, you look ok, what the fuck are you wearing, you're ok, you're pretty good". We can't get rid of her either because she's "close" with one of us, by which I mean she uses him to get [i]food[/i].

[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;34711191]A girl in most of my classes who thinks she has to give her verdict on how everyone dresses, looks, wears their hair etc. Me and my mates were talking, she comes over and starts with all this "You look dead nice, you look ok, what the fuck are you wearing, you're ok, you're pretty good". We can't get rid of her either because she's "close" with one of us, by which I mean she uses him to get [i]food[/i].[/QUOTE] If she's criticizing you that gives you the open hand to criticize her back. Make fun of what's she's wearing next time.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34709445]I'll buy the person with the closet number Killing Floor. It's between 1 and 1000.[/QUOTE] 333

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[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34709445]I'll buy the person with the closet number Killing Floor. It's between 1 and 1000.[/QUOTE] 23 [sp]gold member pls[/sp]

This petty "I don't want you on my property" shit that's been starting up is pissing me off. Also, Welfare Check #2 was born yesterday, the whole family is cooing over her. :suicide:

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[B]STEADY THE BRAKES CAPTAIN SHE'S DERAILIN'[/B]

I got called a loser today

This fucking University meme shit that's been on facebook for the past couple of weeks is just stupid as shit, it's like someone who's just found out how to use the internet stumbled across 4chan and went "OMG LOL THESE ARE SO FUNNY OH SHIT MEMEGENERATOR.COM BETTER SPAM THIS SHIT LULZ!!"

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34711177]You should be careful. I used to get headaches on the weekends when I didn't drink coffee after drinking one cup every morning during the week. I switched to half-caf coffee and that stopped the headaches.[/QUOTE] Meh, I rarely get headaches, I don't get them either when I stop drinking coffee for a bit.

Trying to get the XBox to connect to Live. For God's sake, I'm a room away from the modem.

[QUOTE=markg06;34712172]This fucking University meme shit that's been on facebook for the past couple of weeks is just stupid as shit, it's like someone who's just found out how to use the internet stumbled across 4chan and went "OMG LOL THESE ARE SO FUNNY OH SHIT MEMEGENERATOR.COM BETTER SPAM THIS SHIT LULZ!!"[/QUOTE] The Edinburgh one is more agreeable than funny.

I wrote some lyrics today, I don't think it's very good

Am I allowed to post for other users? Horsedrowner seems to be mad about killing floor

I hate when someone ruins shit for the entire class. Someone suggested for a quote intergration assignment that instead of choosing a real quote, we make our own. The topic was dinosaurs and everyone would put 1 quote and their name on it on 3 pieces of paper. I put down silly shit such as "I can beat a T-Rex with my bear hands. Notice the 'bear' part" and "I killed 42 raptors back in 'nam" Most of the females put down "Dinosuars are cute scaly creatures that are really fearsome" which gave me 1/64th of a boner. Most of the males made references to Turok and Dino D-day. But there was someone who went by the name of "Bob Marley" who literally took a shat on all 3 pieces of his paper using a pen. He put dumb shit like "Chuck norris can kill a dinosaur with his mind" and "Dinosaurs are faggots" and "pen island.com" which really pisses off the teacher. He told us we're not doing this ever again.

killing floor. love that game. it's a christmas game for me though. pop open killing floor and play with some friends every christmas. nice tradition.

[QUOTE=l l;34712955]Am I allowed to post for other users? Horsedrowner seems to be mad about killing floor[/QUOTE] I'm not mad about killing floor, even though I don't like the game. My problem is spamming random numbers. I know it's partially a chat thread, but come on.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34709445]I'll buy the person with the closet number Killing Floor. It's between 1 and 1000.[/QUOTE]720 [sub][sub]Before you say anything about me already owning it, I was gonna give it too a friend.[/sub][/sub]