Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

When you try to take a piss when you have a boner, and so you can't control the direction of the stream and it goes everywhere.

My friend is trying to convert me to Christianity again, I think... He just sent me a message on a forum giving me another long-winded speech about things I already knew.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34732365]Hooray for sleep depravity! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2ngOOy3ys[/media] Welp.[/QUOTE] what the LIVING FUCK is this? source? I know there's a movie called the Poughkepsie tapes but this looks fucking nothing like it.

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34732487]My friend is trying to convert me to Christianity again, I think... He just sent me a message on a forum giving me another long-winded speech about things I already knew.[/QUOTE] :v:

Yo guys, I heard you like lists. [url]http://flakthemighty.net/info/[/url]

fuck shit

auto-correct on phones, it's annoying more times than it is convenient

[QUOTE=Mr.Ken;34733421]auto-correct on phones, it's annoying more times than it is convenient[/QUOTE] Turn it off.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;34733567]It [B]is[/B] from the Poughkeepsie Tapes.[/QUOTE] Oh.. wow. Freaky.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34724704]You shouldn't value the opinions of random people online very highly honestly. I only value very specific peoples' opinions here on FP for example. I learned to just ignore all the assholes on the site when they're trying to insult me. Actually I kinda find it pretty funny sometimes. Some people are just terrible at insulting others.[/QUOTE] I don't value them but there's this automatic feeling of getting stabbed in the chest (literally, my nerves around the area of my heart react oddly to reading or hearing an insult directed towards me. I don't get it either...) that I can never stop. I know it's there, I can feel it coming, but it's just... Shink! Physical discomfort, sometimes near the point of painful. I've googled it countless times but there's seriously, nothing I can find that explains such a phenomena. Talked to my doctor about it and he just said it was stress. If it was stress it'd be constant or random, and my life is not the least bit stressful. I know I said I'd stop talking about my personal problems but this is more a physical thing then a mental thing I can easily fix. I really want an answer to see if this is common or not, or what the [I]fuck[/I] it is.

When my mom buys this kind of bread, and sometimes this only. [img]http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj341/itsra1ning/healthy%20products/P1030721.jpg[/img] Seriously though, that shit is fucking nasty, especially with all those seeds and nuts.

Well, after playing the demo for ME3, I was more or less disappoint. >Game starts out with the typical "hurr, our fleets got raped by the aliens and now their invading earth!" intro. >It took most of my pistols mag to take down a single Cannnibal, are you fucking kidding me? >The M-8 Avenger pretty much just sucks ass, it's not nearly as powerful as it once was, and it had it's mag size reduced to 30. >As mentioned previously, the Atlas CAN NOT be hijacked, I tried it, and I ended up killing the god damn mech instead. >Why did no species in ME ever try to take apart the Mass Relays for reverse engineering? Seriously, those things have some pretty fucking durable armor and shit, it would be incredibly useful for protection. >No reason is provided as to why none of the ME guys just mage giant ass long range GARDIAN lasers instead of kinetic mass drivers for their main ship to ship weapon. >The only hardcore war scene in the game so far is the intro. >EVERY FUCKING WEAPON HAS BEEN NERFED TO SHIT! >The only way to regain health is by using the unity power. >The only useful thing armor seems to do is project a shield, THAT'S IT. >The only thing enemies seem to either stay in cover and shoot at you, or rush you mindlessly. >SHOTGUNS STILL HAVE NOT BEEN BEEFED UP! >The Reapers are less threatening than the average tripod from War Of The Worlds, Whooo, check out my zombie army and my guns that shoot liquid metal. Jesus fucking christ, if the reapers are actually a serious problem to Mass Effect, then even the fucking Covenant will rape them of their dignity. >Still no proper combat vehicles. Seriously, does any major military in Mass Effect even have MBTs? All in all, it's just disappointing as fuck.

what is cans.wav and what is it from

i want to animate something but i have no ideas! please someone help it sucks when i suddenly get the urge to do something creative and it's wasted because i can't think of anything to do

turns out cans is from radio graffiti. and as it turns out bronies "raided" radio graffiti by putting MLP voices/songs through the mic or phone w/e to piss off radio graffiti. :geno:

What gets me mad is when I start to feel extremely depressed over a bunch of little things that I know I shouldn't be sad about but get sad/mad anyway.

[QUOTE=tier56;34733888]Well, after playing the demo for ME3, I was more or less disappoint. >Game starts out with the typical "hurr, our fleets got raped by the aliens and now their invading earth!" intro. >It took most of my pistols mag to take down a single Cannnibal, are you fucking kidding me? >The M-8 Avenger pretty much just sucks ass, it's not nearly as powerful as it once was, and it had it's mag size reduced to 40. >As mentioned previously, the Atlas CAN NOT be hijacked, I tried it, and I ended up killing the god damn mech instead. >Why did no species in ME ever try to take apart the Mass Relays for reverse engineering? Seriously, those things have some pretty fucking durable armor and shit, it would be incredibly useful for protection. >No reason is provided as to why none of the ME guys just mage giant ass long range GARDIAN lasers instead of kinetic mass drivers for their main ship to ship weapon. >The only hardcore war scene in the game so far is the intro. >EVERY FUCKING WEAPON HAS BEEN NERFED TO SHIT! >The only way to regain health is by using the unity power. >The only useful thing armor seems to do is project a shield, THAT'S IT. >The only thing enemies seem to either stay in cover and shoot at you, or rush you mindlessly. >SHOTGUNS STILL HAVE NOT BEEN BEEFED UP! >The Reapers are less threatening than the average tripod from War Of The Worlds, Whooo, check out my zombie army and my guns that shoot liquid metal. Jesus fucking christ, if the reapers are actually a serious problem to Mass Effect, then even the fucking Covenant will rape them of their dignity. >Still no proper combat vehicles. Seriously, does any major military in Mass Effect even have MBTs? All in all, it's just disappointing as fuck.[/QUOTE] I'm able to download the MP beta. But I don't think I will.

I was helping to cut a sheet of metal with a band-saw today in Robotics Team, and there was a bunch of aluminum dust on the table and I leaned down to clean it and just as I was breathing in my friend thought it would be funny to blow it all in my face. I snorted in a bunch of it by accident and I got a nosebleed from it. I just got back from the hospital and after helping to clean it out they say I have a bunch of tiny cuts in my nose and I have to put gauze in my nose the entire night.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34734938]I was helping to cut a sheet of metal with a band-saw today in Robotics Team, and there was a bunch of aluminum dust on the table and I leaned down to clean it and just as I was breathing in my friend thought it would be funny to blow it all in my face. I snorted in a bunch of it by accident and I got a nosebleed from it. I just got back from the hospital and after helping to clean it out they say I have a bunch of tiny cuts in my nose and I have to put gauze in my nose the entire night.[/QUOTE] what the fuck. kick your "friend" in the dick and make him snort aluminum dust

[QUOTE=kaine123;34734938]I was helping to cut a sheet of metal with a band-saw today in Robotics Team, and there was a bunch of aluminum dust on the table and I leaned down to clean it and just as I was breathing in my friend thought it would be funny to blow it all in my face. I snorted in a bunch of it by accident and I got a nosebleed from it. I just got back from the hospital and after helping to clean it out they say I have a bunch of tiny cuts in my nose and I have to put gauze in my nose the entire night.[/QUOTE] shove razorblades up his ass and see how he likes it

[QUOTE=Crash15;34734962]what the fuck. kick your "friend" in the dick and make him snort aluminum dust[/QUOTE] I'll be perfectly okay though. He was really sorry and neither of us had any idea it would happen. It wasn't even all that much actual dust so I can understand why he didn't expect anything bad to happen. And at least I was wearing goggles so none of it got in my eyes or down my throat or anything.

We won! Clean sweep! We're moving on to Regionals! This is the first time since the mid-nineties that we've made it to regionals! I'm fucking pumped.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34735035]We won! Clean sweep! We're moving on to Regionals! This is the first time since the mid-nineties that we've made it to regionals! I'm fucking pumped.[/QUOTE] What competition are you talking about?

[QUOTE=Mr.Ken;34733421]auto-correct on phones, it's annoying more times than it is convenient[/QUOTE] No it is badger

Middle of school day, I start thinking about how shit everything is, end up breaking down crying from what I've been holding in for 4 years. Came home depressed, I walk in and see on the counter; my dog's ashes in his urn. When my mom got home she sat me down and talked with me. She actually managed to make me feel better and help me through this. I love my mom.

I made a halfarsed album on FL studio and Paulstrech right, but I'm too scared to ask someone to listen to it because it just seems so half arsed, The First 4 tracks are Orignal 30 second riffs made on FP then slowed to make a drone track, but the last track is just [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3_L6NFBjs&ob=av3e#at=163"]this[/URL] slowed down to 6 minutes. Anyone wondering, it sounds like this (Warnung, is drone, aka BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) [media]http://soundcloud.com/sovenfrost/1-sweeping-over-the-pennines[/media] yeah, BWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO errywhere

I get mad when my pringles can is almost empty, Try to tip it over a little and WABAM, Crumbles all over the fucking table. Fuck this I'm licking it off.

I fucking hate my dad. I really do. I was on the couch playing Fallout: New Vegas, just minding my own business when my dad and baby brother come in and my brother says "Hey! I wanted a turn!" Mind you, he never even told me that he wanted a turn, and before I could even explain myself, my dad grabs me by the arm, swats the controller out of my hand and tells me to give him a turn. I tried to tell him that I didn't know my little brother wanted a turn, but he kept on interrupting me. Eventually he slaps me in the face and forces me to put the game on for my little brother. After that, I just went upstairs to my room and just cried. I don't get why he treats me like shit nowadays. When my first little brother was born, he just stopped giving a shit about me. And when my second little brother was born, he just plain hated me. Just fuck you, dad. I don't get WHY you treat me like fucking shit nowadays, but you have no goddamn excuse.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34735057]What competition are you talking about?[/QUOTE] Basketball. We won 4-0 in a best of seven series.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34735334]I fucking hate my dad. I really do. I was on the couch playing Fallout: New Vegas, just minding my own business when my dad and baby brother come in and my brother says "Hey! I wanted a turn!" Mind you, he never even told me that he wanted a turn, and before I could even explain myself, my dad grabs me by the arm, swats the controller out of my hand and tells me to give him a turn. I tried to tell him that I didn't know my little brother wanted a turn, but he kept on interrupting me. Eventually he slaps me in the face and forces me to put the game on for my little brother. After that, I just went upstairs to my room and just cried. I don't get why he treats me like shit nowadays. When my first little brother was born, he just stopped giving a shit about me. And when my second little brother was born, he just plain hated me. Just fuck you, dad. I don't get WHY you treat me like fucking shit nowadays, but you have no goddamn excuse.[/QUOTE] i hate hearing all these abuse stories.. and seeing no action taken. if he continues hitting you, call child services/the police/ whoever you think you should call about it.