Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Demeschik;34741480][img]http://johngushue.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f25369e2011571d34395970b-800wi[/img] First association.[/QUOTE] [b]WHAT'S THE DEAAL WITH PORNOGRAPHY?[/B]

He's probably never fapped before in his life.

Got my fucking SSD, mounted it, FORGOT THE FUCKING WINDOWS DISK SOMEWHERE, AAARHGGGG, DICK NIPPLES!

[QUOTE=Demeschik;34741480][img]http://johngushue.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f25369e2011571d34395970b-800wi[/img] First association.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238584287_seinfeld_had_enough.gif[/img] hey guise wots the deal with it On topic: my hard drives. The fuckers started clicking last week, and they have important data.

Also when people come running in my room, saying nothing but "What are you doing?" IM TRAVELING IN SPACE, MAN. And when they are too fucking retarded to close the door so I have to take of 2000 wires all over to not run over them with my chair when I go to get the door closed.

Feel like shit and I think its because of the vaccine.

My friend was talking about a article on the deep web. I told him how I was just browsing on it and he's been calling me a "Kiddy Fiddler" ever since.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34742996]My friend was talking about a article on the deep web. I told him how I was just browsing on it and he's been calling me a "Kiddy Fiddler" ever since.[/QUOTE] My website I'm working on for a school project is deep web because there's no links to it or search engine tags. Oh shit, I guess I'm a Kiddy Fiddler.

[QUOTE=tier56;34733888]Well, after playing the demo for ME3, I was more or less disappoint. >Game starts out with the typical "hurr, our fleets got raped by the aliens and now their invading earth!" intro. >It took most of my pistols mag to take down a single Cannnibal, are you fucking kidding me? >The M-8 Avenger pretty much just sucks ass, it's not nearly as powerful as it once was, and it had it's mag size reduced to 30. >As mentioned previously, the Atlas CAN NOT be hijacked, I tried it, and I ended up killing the god damn mech instead. >Why did no species in ME ever try to take apart the Mass Relays for reverse engineering? Seriously, those things have some pretty fucking durable armor and shit, it would be incredibly useful for protection. >No reason is provided as to why none of the ME guys just mage giant ass long range GARDIAN lasers instead of kinetic mass drivers for their main ship to ship weapon. >The only hardcore war scene in the game so far is the intro. >EVERY FUCKING WEAPON HAS BEEN NERFED TO SHIT! >The only way to regain health is by using the unity power. >The only useful thing armor seems to do is project a shield, THAT'S IT. >The only thing enemies seem to either stay in cover and shoot at you, or rush you mindlessly. >SHOTGUNS STILL HAVE NOT BEEN BEEFED UP! >The Reapers are less threatening than the average tripod from War Of The Worlds, Whooo, check out my zombie army and my guns that shoot liquid metal. Jesus fucking christ, if the reapers are actually a serious problem to Mass Effect, then even the fucking Covenant will rape them of their dignity. >Still no proper combat vehicles. Seriously, does any major military in Mass Effect even have MBTs? All in all, it's just disappointing as fuck.[/QUOTE] I'm not even going to bother buying ME3, it looks bad and disappointing. There are much better things in life to spend money on.

The fact that I feel the need to post about something that's really pissing me off right now, but I know that if I will, I'll end up regretting it and my girlfriend might slaughter me if she found out.

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That there are foreign cunts illegally subletting next door when there are thousands of people who've been on waiting lists forever for accommodation. They've been reported but apparently it takes a lot of evidence to prove that someone is subletting. This country's gone to the dogs.

STGYM guys, you like games, right? Tribes: Ascend Beta key, first come first serve. FR1EAFF91FFC1840C597F1F29

Tribes sucked.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34744162]My brother keeps entering my room without knocking thinking he's gonna catch me fapping or something.[/QUOTE] Door the lock.

I want to murder people so badly right now. Fucking annoying people and kids all over the Internet. Probably the INTENSE FUCKING HEAT in my room that makes me rage so hard right now.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34744551]I want to murder people so badly right now. Fucking annoying people and kids all over the Internet. Probably the INTENSE FUCKING HEAT in my room that makes me rage so hard right now.[/QUOTE] Why are black men having sex in your room..? [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Shaqmiami.jpg/200px-Shaqmiami.jpg[/IMG]

When people want to say "brony" but type "[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160313?p=34742444&viewfull=1#post34742444"]bronie[/URL]" instead. People who say "ponie" are even worse.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34743215]I'm not even going to bother buying ME3, it looks bad and disappointing. There are much better things in life to spend money on.[/QUOTE] It was doomed from the moment they started marketing the fact that ME3 is a "great entry point in the series" when it's the [I]ending[/I] of a [I]trilogy[/I].

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34745002]It was doomed from the moment they started marketing the fact that ME3 is a "great entry point in the series" when it's the [I]ending[/I] of a [I]trilogy[/I].[/QUOTE] That's trouble with appealing to new players, Bioware have just swept away the fans who have been there since the beginning. I love how ME3 essentially negates ME2.

How every pretty girl has a fucking boyfriend. And how their relationship lasts the longest whenever you really don't want it to. This high school, you're supposed to date for five minutes, have an argument, and hate each other for the rest of your lives. I feel like a huge jealous dick whenever I talk about how much I want two peoples' relationship to end, but I think it may have something to do with my ridiculous teenage hormones.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34745555]How every pretty girl has a fucking boyfriend. And how their relationship lasts the longest whenever you really don't want it to. This high school, you're supposed to date for five minutes, have an argument, and hate each other for the rest of your lives. I feel like a huge jealous dick whenever I talk about how much I want two peoples' relationship to end, but I think it may have something to do with my ridiculous teenage hormones.[/QUOTE] Eh, what else do you expect?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I sprained my MCL and nearly tore my ACL today when somebody fell into my knee on a rebound. Holy fuck I can't even walk.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34745584]Eh, what else do you expect?[/QUOTE] I expect to be surrounded by beautiful big booty bitches whose only goals in life are to touch my penis. That sounds realistic, right?

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34745601]Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I sprained my MCL and nearly tore my ACL today when somebody fell into my knee on a rebound. Holy fuck I can't even walk.[/QUOTE] MCL? ACL? what [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SoaringScout;34745618]I expect to be surrounded by beautiful big booty bitches whose only goals in life are to touch my penis. That sounds realistic, right?[/QUOTE] not in a million years

Medial Collateral Ligament and Anterior Cruciate Ligament. They're the two most important and most easily damaged ligaments in your knee.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1164334[/url] RIP Zeke129 This totally fucking ruined my evening.

I went to the doctor today to have my balls looked at. It was completely normal, he said. He then started going on about Japanese breeding and speedos. I whipped out my cock and balls for no damn reason. PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE THEM.

God Im so fucking pissed right now because [B]FUCKING EVERYTHING[/B] ARGH FUCK

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34745701][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1164334[/url] RIP Zeke129 This totally fucking ruined my evening.[/QUOTE] A GUY FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF KILLED HIMSELF AND WE GET THIS [quote=Craptasket]meh[/quote] YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK seriously, that's the biggest dick thing i've ever seen. show some respect, you're supposed to serve as an example! if it was a regular poster, they'd have been banned for insensitivity, but it was a MOD of all people I am seriously fucking mad right now, he deserves to be demodded for that. fucking disgusting.