Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=tier56;34773099]Bronies (the smash MLP into everything kind, not the normal kind who just enjoy the show) who just happen to have little to no sanity. I met one of these brines while I was playing on a low-grav server in TF2 who had a whole plan for ponies to subjugate human kind, it had multiple stages to it. [U]Stage 1:Infiltration[/U] >Pony agents insert hatred bombs (essentially weapons that are the exact opposite of friendship weaponry) into major government facilities which cause most government personell to go postal and kill each other. >Said pony agents then sabotage the world's nuclear capability. [U]Stage 2:Invasion[/U] >Before the main invasion begins, the ponies cause massive earthquakes and tsunamis to soften up the defensive forces. >They then begin their invasion, they focus primarily on major military installations and population centers, killing everyone who isn't any of the extreme bronies like him. >After they're done, the final (and possibly worst) stage of our subjugation begins. [U]Stage 3:Enslavement[/U] >The ponies, after they realize that the person came up with this plan also happened to be insanely fanatical to their cause, crown him as ruler of earth. >Any one who is found to be against the ponies rule over humanity is immidaitely gang raped by ponies and then shot with a friendship beam. >Science and Math are banned from being taught in schools or universities. >Eating meat is banned. >All fertile human women are sent to "corrective reproduction camps" (read: rape camps) for a few weeks immediately after reaching 18. >Video Games are banned >TV is banned >Eventually, the ponies become hungry for human flesh and then they make us farm animals. tl;dr, humanity is fucked. I wish I was making this up.[/QUOTE] What. No seriously, I've met some mad fuckers but.... What?!

apparently the police haven't gotten involved because apparently she "waited too long to file a report" wha

[QUOTE=tier56;34773819]People who say that "lol, life is too short to hate something". How is a lifetime "too short"?[/QUOTE] Too short. I hope that either a) I can become human and machine so I can live for a longer time or that I can at least venture into space... None of those will happen in my lifetime, so meh. Even if the first one happens in my lifetime you'll need to have 1000$ million dollars to do the operation or some bullshit like that. I think I'll die around the age of 50-60 though.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34774231]Taco Bell just released their new taco. A normal taco, but with a fucking shell made from Doritos. [img]http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Doritos-Locos-Tacos-from-Taco-Bell.jpg[/img] Nearest Taco Bell= 2 hours away.[/QUOTE] I've never had a taco in my whole life I want one so badly

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34774231]Taco Bell just released their new taco. A normal taco, but with a fucking shell made from Doritos. [img]http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Doritos-Locos-Tacos-from-Taco-Bell.jpg[/img] Nearest Taco Bell= 2 hours away.[/QUOTE] Dorito Tacos? Two words:FUCK YEAR!

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34774231]Taco Bell just released their new taco. A normal taco, but with a fucking shell made from Doritos. [img]http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Doritos-Locos-Tacos-from-Taco-Bell.jpg[/img] Nearest Taco Bell= 2 hours away.[/QUOTE] I read about this a couple days ago. Jesus Christ, I gotta have one.

We don't have taco bell in the UK :( [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] or at least in england

Not being pleased with something

what the fuck where did my post go. why are you guys so excited about tacos? I prefer pizza.

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;34774592]We don't have taco bell in the UK :( [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] or at least in england[/QUOTE] I've never had a taco. Makes me sad.

Last few times I went to Taco Bell they gave me a taco with a teaspoon of meat and some lettuce.

Who needs Taco Bell when you can have a delicious sub from Subway?

Who needs food from a chain when they can make it themselves.

The lazy?

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34775119]Who needs Taco Bell when you can have a delicious sub from Subway?[/QUOTE] Subway doesn't have Doritos tacos. [H2]I WANT FUCKING DORITOS TACOS[/H2]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34775167]Subway doesn't have Doritos tacos. [H2]I WANT FUCKING DORITOS TACOS[/H2][/QUOTE] 1. Buy doritos 2. Order favorite type of sub from subway™ 3. Bring sub and chips home 4. Stick chips into sub 5. Eat sideways to avoid death by chip-in-gums disorder 6. Make a happy face

Put chips in sandwich all day erryday.

Disk space is hard to get [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MB9XF.png[/IMG]

When FP drags religion in EVERY thread.

Refresh FP page after having it in the background for a while. Be greeted with this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/5DRSY.jpg[/t] What.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34775489]Disk space is hard to get [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MB9XF.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/hzcS[/img]

How people think they're tech experts, when they're clearly not.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34775536][IMG]http://puu.sh/hzcS[/IMG][/QUOTE] stop flaunting >:( [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Deaver;34775580]How people think they're tech experts, when they're clearly not.[/QUOTE] My dad "GMOD MODS ARE GIVING ME VIRUSES! UNINSTALL GMOD RIGHT NOW!" only reason I don't play it anymore. Thing is is that my GMOD mods were small things like textures or models. Never used an exe to install them either and downloaded them from garrysmod.org.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34775613]stop flaunting >:( [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] My dad "GMOD MODS ARE GIVING ME VIRUSES! UNINSTALL GMOD RIGHT NOW!" only reason I don't play it anymore.[/QUOTE] I bought the 1 TB one, I found the 500 GB one in an old computer that didn't work anymore.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34775628]I bought the 1 TB one, I found the 500 GB one in an old computer that didn't work anymore.[/QUOTE] I would buy my computer parts but I'm not rich enough to afford $460 that would definitely leave me with a good computer for a couple years.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34775642]I would buy my computer parts but I'm not rich enough to afford $460 that would definitely leave me with a good computer for a couple years.[/QUOTE] $460? My Motherboard and keyboard alone was that much.

When a girl I like ignores my texts (she's headed to California for vacation and I just wanted to say bye :c) but she's got plenty of time to talk to people on Facebook.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VM5RH.png[/IMG] This. Why does this occur?

[QUOTE=DTkach;34775819][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VM5RH.png[/IMG] This. Why does this occur?[/QUOTE] I see it fine.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34775534]I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like tacos.[/QUOTE] Hard shell tacos suck [editline]19th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34775536][img]http://puu.sh/hzcS[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/10e1oox.png[/IMG] My TB drive died :(