Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;34525544]People like this get me mad.[/QUOTE] Wow thanks. :(

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34525637]Wow thanks. :([/QUOTE] well what you said was pretty stupid honestly

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34525637]Wow thanks. :([/QUOTE] So we should feel bad for you?

I made a post on the southern WV Craigslist about finding our cat, I'm keeping my hopes up but I doubt whoever took her in will be checking Craigslist of all things. I can't believe I lost her right after Honey died.. should've never let her go outside without a collar. I feel like a horrible owner

Well then I would like to formally apologize, America is infact #1 while Austalia's chubby women living on an inferior prison island, I would like to think that we could start off fresh. I would like to think that but my grubby kangaroo hands should not be in the glorious presence of my fellow American. So once again, I am sorry for living on a prison island filled with fat pig like women.

Why do dogs poop? Actually, let me rephrase that. Why do my dogs poop [I]so fucking much.[/I]

[QUOTE=Lighting;34514770]My mom was holding one of my cats and handling it like a trash bag. I told her to stop that shit, my cat was hissing and meowing angrily. She screamed at me and told me "The cat's just fine!" In spite of it clawing at her, and I could clearly see her from my room...I told her that "No she's not fine" and she let it go, then literally screamed "AAAAAAA" while glaring at me. Then she told me I was a depressed useless sack of shit. Bitch.[/QUOTE] Your mom sounds like the kind of person who would have their cat euthanized because it's ''too much of a responsibility''. Keep that kitty close.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aAnFW.png[/IMG] Keeps showing up even though I already clicked it and viewed the profile 3 times now.

[QUOTE=bloboo;34523011]First my friends snapped my System Shock 2 cd because I didn't like Dota 2. Now my mother brings home guests and the guests kids. You know what they do? Stuff my Silent Storm box with firecrackers to watch the shards fly.[/QUOTE] Friends who snap a game cd of yours? I don't even understand how you guys define 'friends'.

My nerves are firing off like crazy. My hands and fingers are twitching like a motherfucker. I'd punch a wall if it wouldn't fuck up my hand.

Fucking GAME "oh no sorry we only have enough copies of Metal Gear Solid HD for preorders only" why would you do that? It's fucking 2012 not 1997.

Since I got back to WV on January 5th a day has not gone by that we have either been home alone while my fiance's granny has been in Charleston or stuck with her daughter & husband (with the addition of their disgusting dog half the time). I'm getting really tired of this, and it needs to change [b]fast[/b] now that I'm going to be starting my job soon. Their pattern has been to leave us here during the week and show up for the weekend, then disappear on Monday or Tuesday. I can't believe I'm actually bitching about having the house (well, trailer) to ourselves but with no water or food (except canned sauce/beans/etc, pasta, and a little bit of frozen chicken) it gets old. Having no water period pisses me off, it's been shut off for over a week now. [b]Why am I living here[/b]

People who say that I'm a retard for not thinking that Terran Marines can't beat Space Marines from WH40K. I'm sorry, but how can some guy in power armor with a gauss rifle beat genetically enhanced warrior monk space marines with a jetpack, a chainsaw sword for christs sake, and a full auto rocket launcher, while having his own suit of power armor which is much better then the Terran's armor, and can actually have potent psychic powers which can mind rape the Terrans?

Okay, don't take this personally, but i don't like horizon. I wil get rated dumb for this.

[QUOTE=:v:;34525570]Oh wow. I walked out of school today because I took an allergic reaction to this cream I put on my face. My face was pure red and felt like it was on fire, I also had a rash on my cheeks. Now, since I walked out without notifying a staff member, I'm in huge shit with my principle. The only reason I didn't tell a teacher is because there is no way they would let you go home. Even if you're physically sick in class, they don't let you go home. They tell you to take a drink of water and get back to class. Fucking retard, I'm hardly going to stay in school when my face literally felt like it was melting. (I'm not even joking, it felt like a had a fire on my cheeks). They rang up my mum and I bet they where mad. My mom said "I told him to come home if anything happened" and the office lady was speechless. On Monday I have to go see my principle.[/QUOTE] Tell your principal to go fuck him/herself if he/she thinks that you leaving school for allergic reaction is punishable at all. [editline]3rd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Hoboharry;34526258]Friends who snap a game cd of yours? I don't even understand how you guys define 'friends'.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I'd kick him out of my house, and inform his parents that either they or he is paying fora new game.

[QUOTE=Constructor;34526902]Okay, don't take this personally, but i don't like horizon. I wil get rated dumb for this.[/QUOTE] S/he can get a bit pissy sometimes, but s/he seems pretty cool.

Didn't HorizoN lie to us all?

I hate getting ditched

[QUOTE=Cructo;34527067]He was just trying to cover up the fact that he's an alt of 2 permabanned accounts. [sp]and failing miserably at it[/sp][/QUOTE] Wait, what did he do? How'd he lie to us?

Jesus christ stop talking about HorizoN already.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34525722]Well then I would like to formally apologize, America is infact #1 while Austalia's chubby women living on an inferior prison island, I would like to think that we could start off fresh. I would like to think that but my grubby kangaroo hands should not be in the glorious presence of my fellow American. So once again, I am sorry for living on a prison island filled with fat pig like women.[/QUOTE] For fucks sake they were reffering to the bit where you were like "wtf y r u on xp?!?!".

So I decided to go sit down and enjoy a nice bowl of soup when my mom calls: [quote]Mom: Marcos, where are you eating? Me: In the living room. Mom: Just don't get anything dirty! Me: Got it, Mom. Mom: Yeah sure, [i]"GOT IT, MOM!"[/i] (she was imitating me in a sarcastic tone for no reason.)[/quote] I swear, I think my mom is the female version of TheFilmSlacker's stepdad.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34528489]So I decided to go sit down and enjoy a nice bowl of soup when my mom calls: I swear, I think my mom is the female version of TheFilmSlacker's stepdad.[/QUOTE] My parents while eating dinner today: "lololol, you're always afraid of getting greasy, how will you get girlfriend when you're so scared of bacteria and stuff. You won't be able to kiss her on the lips or the hand, lololol" WHAT the fuck. You're calling me a bacteriaphobe*? I am far from one fucking assholes, and I've already kissed a girl and stuff, fuck off. I touch a lot of things, I don't wash hands 24/7 like that girl in my old school who WAS a bacteriaphobe* did. etc. They were like fucking small schoolkids teaming up on me. At least it's better than not washing hands after using the toilet. LOOKING AT YOU MOM. *Not sure what the term is, but someone who is afraid of bacteria.

Playing games you used to love and finding that, when you were young, you found them to have incredible graphics. And you go back to them [I]years[/I] later, and find that things have really changed since the low poly past. [editline]s[/editline] I'm talking about the Legend of Dragoon, which I just recently got back into, and found that the loading times weren't as fast as I remembered, and the quality wasn't as spectacular as I recalled, either. Good game, though.

I think I may be a sociopath. I also think i'm forcing myself into thinking I am a sociopath to draw attention and self pitty, I'd also conciser this an attempt to gain pitty. I also have low self-esteem, and compared to others in this thread, don't deserve to complain. Fuck everything.

So when I was still with my (now ex) gf, I told her I had anxiety because I was afraid of losing my friends. I tell her that I found out it was because I was scared to lose her and she says I lied to her. Wow.

I think I'm a bacteriaphobe. I refuse to touch my taps with my bare hands and I carry sanitary wipes everywhere.

[QUOTE=gtaftw;34528775]I think I may be a sociopath. I also think i'm forcing myself into thinking I am a sociopath to draw attention and self pitty, I'd also conciser this an attempt to gain pitty. I also have low self-esteem, and compared to others in this thread, don't deserve to complain. Fuck everything.[/QUOTE] we're on the same boat, bro. feel free to PM me about it if you want to talk.

Red fucking jelly beans

Genesis cartridges don't load successfully most of the time, resulting in a harsh hand-banging on the TV stand right above it from popping it out and putting it back in. Still won't stop me from my childhood.