Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34813958]With that being said, would you like make poetry with me fudge blood?[/QUOTE] My poetry for fudge blood: Blah blah blah you know you like me gurl. Also you're so ~~~kawaii~~~

Want to hear another genius thing one of my classmates said? He said that you can get high by smoking grass, actual grass.

[QUOTE=BrQ;34816311]running out of prepaid on your phone really sucks[/QUOTE] Beats having to pay obnoxious amounts of money each month

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34812442]how my gf farts super loud and makes loud comments. "[I]Who doesn't like the smell of their own brew?[/I]" "[I]Oooh yeah that one burned a little."[/I] [I]"My farts are very important in my life.[/I]"[/QUOTE] what.

I AM FAILING ANOTHER FUCKING CLASS OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN [RELEASE][H2]GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK SCHOOL WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED IT? IT RUINS MY LIFE[/H2][/ReLEASE] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Quit abusing h2 tags" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Joxalot;34813610]The spanish lenguage, specially how they type laughs as "jajajajajajajaja"[/QUOTE] this is a dumb thing to get mad about j in spanish makes what we in english perceive as an h sound jajaja is the same as hahaha to get mad about that is retarded [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] that's like getting mad at russian because they use cyrillic instead of latin

I have a chance at graduating early next year :dance: I have 20 credits right now and if I pass all my stuff this semester I'll have 24, do good the first semester of next year then I can graduate early.

I honestly feel like offing myself right after I graduate high school. I don't want to go to college, get put in thousands of dollars in debt, be denied any jobs I want to work as, and being forced to work almost exactly the same monotonous jobs for the rest of my life and just barely contributing to a community that couldn't care any less about me and wouldn't be affected by my death at all. I'm never gonna be in a famous band, I'll never be able to stay focused while developing a video game (assuming I get a job like that), I don't want to get stuck in a marriage, and I don't want to have children.

When people don't read the fucking readme.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34817996]I honestly feel like offing myself right after I graduate high school. I don't want to go to college, get put in thousands of dollars in debt, be denied any jobs I want to work as, and being forced to work almost exactly the same monotonous jobs for the rest of my life and just barely contributing to a community that couldn't care any less about me and wouldn't be affected by my death at all. I'm never gonna be in a famous band, I'll never be able to stay focused while developing a video game (assuming I get a job like that), I don't want to get stuck in a marriage, and I don't want to have children.[/QUOTE] I'm probably enlisting in the Navy after high school, get to see the world, and the military pays 100% for college and junk. But don't feel bad bro, at least you still have us.

[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/dcerm0.png[/IMG] This fucker right here.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34817945]I have a chance at graduating early next year :dance: I have 20 credits right now and if I pass all my stuff this semester I'll have 24, do good the first semester of next year then I can graduate early.[/QUOTE] School system in America sounds like some sort of game. Collect the points, if you have a large amount of points you can graduate early! [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Deaver;34818029]When people don't read the fucking readme.[/QUOTE] When people ask you how to use something you linked or sent them that has a readme file in it.

[QUOTE=Deaver;34818029]When people don't read the fucking readme.[/QUOTE] What makes it even worse is when the read me is titled something like "READ MY YOU FAGGOTS I WILL TELL YOU MAGICAL THINGS ABOUT HOW TO INSTALL THIS SHIT" and people still ask what to do.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34817996]I honestly feel like offing myself right after I graduate high school. I don't want to go to college, get put in thousands of dollars in debt, be denied any jobs I want to work as, and being forced to work almost exactly the same monotonous jobs for the rest of my life and just barely contributing to a community that couldn't care any less about me and wouldn't be affected by my death at all. I'm never gonna be in a famous band, I'll never be able to stay focused while developing a video game (assuming I get a job like that), I don't want to get stuck in a marriage, and I don't want to have children.[/QUOTE] You've got a friend in me~

people are dumb in my cinema people will ask shit like "where's theater 6?" because its in a weird place in the hallway where the walls widen for a short segment then narrow again. You can clearly see theater 5, the widened gap, then theater 7. But you can't tell them that it's between 5 and 7 because that perfectly legitimate answer has gotten us in trouble before and is now considered "smartmouthing the customer"

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34818052]I'm probably enlisting in the Navy after high school, get to see the world, and the military pays 100% for college and junk. But don't feel bad bro, at least you still have us.[/QUOTE] I'd join the Irish Defense Forces for the payment of tuition, but I've never been quite sure as to whether or not this is the case.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;34818171][IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/dcerm0.png[/IMG]This fucker right here.[/QUOTE] Oh goddamn, my plugin cr-wait a minute, you sly fuck... :v:

My 19 year old sister just punched me twice in the face. I would of fucked her up but my mom would be like "Boys aren't supposed to hit girls!" even though I'm 16 and she's 19, 6"0 and weights 15 stone. I fucking hate her. She knows about my trouble with fighting and anger management but she keeps trying to test it. Someday I'm going to fucking snap and beat the shit outta her. We were insulting each other and I said a really nasty thing and she got up and punched in in the back of the head and the cheekbone. I was about to get up and fucking jaw her and make her regret touching me. Plus, I've been in trouble with the police countless times for fighting, If I would of hit my sister, my mom and dad would think I'm some mental person that would harm anyone. I think it would be the last straw for my mom and she would go into a breakdown or send me somewhere. If my fucking sister ever touches me again, I'm going to fuck her teeth up. I don't care if she's my sisters, as far as I'm concerned, she's just someone I have to live with. I've always hated her. She's one of the reasons why I turned so violent. Her and my other siblings used to bully me so severly that I ran away from home when I was 8 years old.

How badly my Irish skills are slipping.

HALF THE FUCKING CHANNELS DON'T WORK ANYMORE. FUCK YOU TIME WARNER AND YOUR SHITTY CHOICE OF CABLE BOXES They always fucking break in some way.

[QUOTE=Joxalot;34813610]The spanish lenguage, specially how they type laughs as "jajajajajajajaja"[/QUOTE] Strange. I personally find it hilarious when someone says "jajajaja" (Mainly because I don't read it with an H sound for the J). :v:

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;34819393]Strange. I personally find it hilarious when someone says "jajajaja" (Mainly because I don't read it with an H sound for the J). :v:[/QUOTE] I read it like "Yayayayayayaya"

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34816540]I don't know how people use these. My school gave people little Macbooks because thats how the program is this year and it makes everything so much easier, fair enough. Problem is its a piece of shit. I have been using this think for a few weeks now and a normal mac before that. These things fucking suck, I went on my steam list and the little turd could only install about a half of them. WHY.. It has some cool features but overall I would normally shut the lid and run to my normal laptop. This was pretty much the reaction of the entire year. teachers: you're all getting computers! students: yaaaaay teachers: this wednesday you will all be receiving Macbooks. students: *disappointment*[/QUOTE] 2006 ones with the 512mb of ram?

My cat just scratched my arm pretty badly, don't fuck with cats.

[QUOTE=:v:;34819085]My 19 year old sister just punched me twice in the face. I would of fucked her up but my mom would be like "Boys aren't supposed to hit girls!" even though I'm 16 and she's 19, 6"0 and weights 15 stone. I fucking hate her. She knows about my trouble with fighting and anger management but she keeps trying to test it. Someday I'm going to fucking snap and beat the shit outta her. We were insulting each other and I said a really nasty thing and she got up and punched in in the back of the head and the cheekbone. I was about to get up and fucking jaw her and make her regret touching me. Plus, I've been in trouble with the police countless times for fighting, If I would of hit my sister, my mom and dad would think I'm some mental person that would harm anyone. I think it would be the last straw for my mom and she would go into a breakdown or send me somewhere. If my fucking sister ever touches me again, I'm going to fuck her teeth up. I don't care if she's my sisters, as far as I'm concerned, she's just someone I have to live with. I've always hated her. She's one of the reasons why I turned so violent. Her and my other siblings used to bully me so severly that I ran away from home when I was 8 years old.[/QUOTE] Sounds like me and my brother. He's 28, 6'4 and built like a goddamn tank. Well we usually settle disputes with a fight. I'm only 20 and 5'10 but I'm quite stocky. I never win, but something small like that, even controlled and odd does help. Like we fight, I lose, or sometimes get lucky and get a couple hits, we laugh and then go for a beer. I guess maybe it's different for you. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=HorizoN;34819618]2006 ones with the 512mb of ram?[/QUOTE] I don't think it makes much difference. Mac's are Mac's. Overpriced cup mats. Most useless pieces of shit ever made. Want to update your OS so you can use steam. You must pay us $40 for a install disc. FUCK THAT. Excuse my language. I've been lumbered with a Macbook for 6 months now due to work. And As soon as I fly home to my Windows Rigs and laptops. I'm actually gonna douse this thing in petrol, set it on fire and then piss on it to put it out, then throw it into a river with some cinderblocks tied to it.

My best friend is moving to another province that's like 100 km from here. Shit.

[QUOTE=343N;34813189]STOP COMPLAINING [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1788609665.png[/IMG] Download speed is usually 600, probably someone loading YT or something, but yeah.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1789977451.png[/IMG] :suicide: [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] Download speed is ~80 [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Lufttygger306;34819505]I read it like "Yayayayayayaya"[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;xoMgnJDXd3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k[/video]

[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;34819793]My cat just scratched my arm pretty badly, don't fuck with cats.[/QUOTE] They're just playful or some shit. I get so many cuts on my arm because I'm rubbing their stomach aggressively. When they do it, they either A) Purr and roll over more B) Grab my arm with both their hands and lick the wound.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34820059]They're just playful or some shit. I get so many cuts on my arm because I'm rubbing their stomach aggressively. When they do it, they either A) Purr and roll over more B) Grab my arm with both their hands and lick the wound.[/QUOTE] Im not sure, but i heard that rubbing a cats stomach triggers an instinct wich makes them turn violent for a moment. Edit: Yep, it says so here: [url]http://www.wikihow.com/Pet-a-Cat[/url] ''When cats are relaxed, they might roll onto their back. Don't always take this as an invitation to rub their tummy, as many cats don't like that at all. Some cats do like it, but they interpret it as an invitation to play rough or wrestle with claw-grabbing. They'll wrap their claws around your hand, bite it, and scratch at it vigorously with their back paws.'' [IMG]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID15166/images/the_more_you_know2(1).jpg[/IMG]

Playing smnc: Assassin/wascot on my team: can't kill for shit Other team: ohhhh dammmmn he kills you in milliseconds