Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

When I stub my pinkie toe hard as shit and her a small "crack" noise. Then it hurts for hours afterwards. Also when I want to fap and I remember this awesome porn I found but I completely forgot what I searched to find it before. So instead of fapping I sit there searching for the specific porn. Then when I find it I realize it's not at all as good ad I thought it was. This happens to me so many times it's ridiculous.

I forgot to mention I have a book report ive barely even started. Why the fuck do we need school past 5th grade

Whenever my Mom starts singing Lady Gaga songs while listening to her iPod on high volume. Quick, Episode III Soundtrack, save me! [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] Don't get me wrong, my Mom's a great singer, and I love her, but why Lady Gaga? Why not something good?

Fucking shit. I missed the most important lecture of the semester today. Goddamn it.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34820672]Bill C-30: the Canadian internet spying bill. [/QUOTE] Why did he say: We can side with Vick or Child Pornographers? Did Vick say that? What has not being wanted to get spied on to do with CP? :v: [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34821521]People on Facebook complaining that Facebook is no place to talk about the gym teacher's court case because it's "public". It was on the fucking evening news. That's fair game.[/QUOTE] Everything on public media that is available to everyone and not just friends or friend's friends is fair game. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] Cat just made a sulking voice extremely loudly three times. Thought someone other than me was in my home. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] When I can't write simple sentences, gah brain.

I love corn Also to make this more I interesting, roflburger are you a bisexual?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34822322]Corn. I'm the only person I've ever met online or offline that hates it.[/QUOTE]I don't like corn, ether.

So basically I have 3 projects to do that are due in a span of ~3-4 weeks. CUT ME A GODDAMN BREAK. I understand the book report, but a debate, and stock exchange project? THAT SHIT IS LIKE 9th GRADE LEVEL. I mean holy shit! I am debating with my self in front of the god damn principal and vice principal. So basically I have to sin in one chair and change chairs each time for the other person I am discussing with (my self). It's like talking to your alter ego. I am fucking scared so much. [release][h2]WHY THE FUCK DID THEY THINK ASSIGNING ME 4 GODDAMN PROJECTS, EACH A DIFFERENT SUBJECT, AND MAKING MY GRADES ABSOLUTE SHIT, WAS A GOOD IDEA?[/H2][/ReLEASE]

I think I might get my ass kicked tomorrow. Why? Because this dumbass in my class thinks he has every right to make fun of people but the second it's done to him it's evil and you need to stop. Fuck. I have knee troubles. He always calls me a cripple. I do nothing about it. I make jokes about his stalker. He flips shit. Ugh. Why must I live in a town full of dumbasses?

[QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;34819817]I don't think it makes much difference. Mac's are Mac's. Overpriced cup mats. Most useless pieces of shit ever made. Want to update your OS so you can use steam. You must pay us $40 for a install disc. FUCK THAT. Excuse my language. I've been lumbered with a Macbook for 6 months now due to work. And As soon as I fly home to my Windows Rigs and laptops. I'm actually gonna douse this thing in petrol, set it on fire and then piss on it to put it out, then throw it into a river with some cinderblocks tied to it.[/QUOTE] Lol, looks like they gave you the old ones. Those ones are shite. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] A good way to tell is if it looks like this: [img]http://images17.newegg.com/is/image/newegg/34-100-141-Z01?$S300W$[/img] Those ones are Intel Core DUO [not Core 2]. They have the GMA 950 which is all kinds of shit, as well as usually only a 60GB/40GB/80GB hard drive and 512mb-1GB of DDR2 ram. Those ones are sooooo slow I wouldn't dare use them. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] Clicking on the Apple Icon and going to "About This Mac" is a good way to tell me which one it is.

[QUOTE=Crash15;34823303]rage about school.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if your teachers all know when the other teachers are assigning big projects.

[QUOTE=:v:;34819085]My 19 year old sister just punched me twice in the face. I would of fucked her up but my mom would be like "Boys aren't supposed to hit girls!" even though I'm 16 and she's 19, 6"0 and weights 15 stone. I fucking hate her. She knows about my trouble with fighting and anger management but she keeps trying to test it. Someday I'm going to fucking snap and beat the shit outta her. We were insulting each other and I said a really nasty thing and she got up and punched in in the back of the head and the cheekbone. I was about to get up and fucking jaw her and make her regret touching me. Plus, I've been in trouble with the police countless times for fighting, If I would of hit my sister, my mom and dad would think I'm some mental person that would harm anyone. I think it would be the last straw for my mom and she would go into a breakdown or send me somewhere. If my fucking sister ever touches me again, I'm going to fuck her teeth up. I don't care if she's my sisters, as far as I'm concerned, she's just someone I have to live with. I've always hated her. She's one of the reasons why I turned so violent. Her and my other siblings used to bully me so severly that I ran away from home when I was 8 years old.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure the "don't hit girls" rule goes out the window when they randomly start beating the shit out of you. Simple self defence.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34822322]Corn. I'm the only person I've ever met online or offline that hates it.[/QUOTE] If your step-cunt ever tries to make you eat it, send it my way. I love corn.

I hit girls all the time. Martial arts class.

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;34819505]I read it like "Yayayayayayaya"[/QUOTE] I read it as "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes"

people writing "u" and/or "ur"

wat ur u doing? I pronounce this as "wat urr oo doing"

[QUOTE=Desuh;34824729]people writing "u" and/or "ur"[/QUOTE] Or any other way to make writing faster. r8, u, ur, 2 (too), r etc.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34824816]Or any other way to make writing faster. r8, u, ur, 2 (too), r etc.[/QUOTE] dude ur just mad i type better then u You're right.. that's annoying. I hate black girls..

[QUOTE=Desuh;34824729]people writing "u" and/or "ur"[/QUOTE]I think it's acceptable if you're texting.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34824994]I think it's acceptable if you're texting.[/QUOTE] I don't even like using them when texting. It makes me feel less intelligent.

I didn't realize my legs fell asleep. I tried to stand up...and faceplanted. Hurts like hell.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34824994]I think it's acceptable if you're texting.[/QUOTE] And only if you're texting. If you have the ability to use your entire set of fingers along a full keyboard then you have no excuse to be doing that.

asshole family members

My thumbs are too big for my phones keypad/touchscreen keypad :x [editline]23rd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=fudge blood;34825069]asshole family members[/QUOTE] aka my cousin

Yeah texting's a bitch. Especially when you have the dial phones where you have to press the same number key over and over just to get one letter. Anyways, I hate it when you're eating lunch with mates and when you look away for a split second they steal your stuff.

People are so bad in Black Oops now. I'm getting a ratio of 10 regularly.

How (almost) all my friends in this thread have gold member except for me. Well, at least now I know what my theme song is: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc[/media]

Eat something spicy for lunch. BURNS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER WHEN TAKING A SHIT.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34825155]How (almost) all my friends in this thread have gold member except for me. Well, at least now I know what my theme song is: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc[/media][/QUOTE] Was that guy high when he made the song Jesus what