Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34871813]It's been like this for 30 minutes. Fuck. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/hpGnnN.png[/img][/QUOTE] Look what my mum just gave me :v: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/safjkghafjksafhsafjkshafs.jpg[/img] She says that she also has dark side of the moon in my grandmother's house

Friend of mine that I go to school with is going to live with us because her mom doesn't want her. She can't live with her sister because she's out of the country, and we don't want her to end up in a shelter.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34872320] Oh GOD yes.[/QUOTE] 2 CDs and 26 songs of pure joy. Now i'm going to scour her drawers for more great music.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34872490]Look out for dildos.[/QUOTE] My friend was over at his friends house once and he found his mum's dildo. He said that they played with it for a while eweweuweuwewihiqwuh

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34872320]40 pounds, roughly. You'd pass out before anything bad would happen.[/QUOTE] No one knows, because no one's ever actually overdosed on it, but it's estimated that it would be about 1000 times the amount required to achieve the desired effect, which is 100 times higher than the amount required to overdose on alcohol, and 200 times higher than the amount required to overdose on heroin, the most dangerous drug. Because of this, it would be impossible to determine an exact amount because the minimum amount of THC required to have a perceptible psychoactive effect is about 10 micrograms per kilogram of body weight, therefore it's variable, although 40 pounds does seem like a reasonable guess in the long run.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34872347]Friend of mine that I go to school with is going to live with us because her mom doesn't want her. She can't live with her sister because she's out of the country, and we don't want her to end up in a shelter.[/QUOTE] This also means that someone else that goes to my school will have to know about me being trans* [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Goodthief;34872596]My friend was over at his friends house once and he found his mum's dildo. He said that they played with it for a while eweweuweuwewihiqwuh[/QUOTE] In our old house I found their dildos. One was red and a bit wobbly :v:

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34872347]Friend of mine that I go to school with is going to live with us because her mom doesn't want her. She can't live with her sister because she's out of the country, and we don't want her to end up in a shelter.[/QUOTE] Do you know why your friend's mom is kicking her out?

Oh man, what a day. I've been talking to this girl I had a crush on, and I thought it would be good if I asked her best friend (who is a guy) about what kind of guys she is into. He stated that she and him are in a relationship together. I ask him why I never heard about her having a boyfriend and why her relationship status was "single" on Facebook. He said he wanted to keep it hidden, and told me if I can not tell anybody about it, to which I replied "Yes." Great. There goes my chance with her.

[QUOTE=Skerion;34872761]Do you know why your friend's mom is kicking her out?[/QUOTE] No room in the house apparently.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34872840]No room in the house apparently.[/QUOTE] even for her own child? wow what a dick

You know what? Fuck it. I'm coming into you guys. [sp]Fuck you it's the opposite of coming out[/sp] Instead of being bisexual, I am now just heterosexual. I haven't fapped to males for about a month, and my female porn collection is growing and is now a 16 to 1 ratio. Dicks are not as interesting and they are becoming meh to look at. Maybe it's because I had that dream about fondling a dead Elite's penis from the Halo Series that disgusted me when I thought about it. But vaginas are now much more interesting.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34872959] [b]I'm coming into you guys.[/b][/QUOTE] oh my

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34872974]oh my[/QUOTE] Oh god, you just made my day. :v: Too bad I have to go to sleep now.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34873014]Maybe he just doesn't want you to date her and is trying to keep her for himself! Go for it, you have nothing to lose. Dignity and pride come back over time.[/QUOTE] Or.. he's telling the truth. Some people just don't want their relationship public.

the position of my computer it's right in between the kitchen and the living room oKAY LET'S LOOK AT THIS SHIT [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Feb%2025%2C%204%2006%2018%20PM.jpg[/t] Guess how often I get to fap? VERY RARELY. That's a big problem. Only at night or when everyone is gone or in another room. I don't get to enjoy it either, I don't get to be nude and moan and be loose and take my time. Also, there's two windows just behind me so there's always fucking sun glare in the fucking monitor and it's super distracting and immersion breaking when I'm playing a game. I can always hear whatever bullshit shouting or movies or games they're playing or whatever, so that helps to completely obliterate all immersion. "But Caroline, why don't you move it?" Well, I would, but my parents won't let me because: 1."Not enough computers in the house." This is just bullshit. First off, I'm the only one who ever uses this computer. Everyone refers to it as mine, and refer to the desk as 'my space'. No pun intended. Secondly, there's a computer right in the front room, as well as another one that just hangs out unplugged, and it's ready to go at any fucking time. Seriously, we have a monitor, keyboard, mouse, desk, speakers, everything it needs. Just have to format the fucking thing and it's ready to go. 2."We don't have a desk for you." Okay, yes, this one is pretty valid. I mean, I have a desk, but look at that giant mother fucker. Would YOU want to go moving that shit? Nope. I'd move it myself, but that's pretty hard with my weak arms. 3."We'll do it soon." They said that months ago, and months before that. [B]LIARS.[/b]

How my teacher embarrassed my in front of the class. She said "THAT'S NOT A POEM CHOOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE A POEM, I TOLD YOU ALREADY" 1st - No you didn't 2nd - You had [I]4[/I] weeks to read over it 3rd - You could have reacted differently With all the other shit from her piling up, I was really close to saying "Go fuck yourself" Luckily I didn't

[I][B]THEY'RE MAKING A FUCKING LORAX MOVIE. WHAT THE FUCK. IT'S GOING TO RUIN MY FAVORITE DOCTOR SEUSS CHARACTER.[/B][/I]

Those atheist that actively go out of their way to let people know they're beliefs are wrong. Like if someone has something the're worrying about, and someone else says "I'll be praying for you." and the other guy says thanks, an atheist comes in and says "Prayer doesn't work because god doesn't exist, retards."

[QUOTE=Snake7;34873267]Those atheist that actively go out of their way to let people know they're beliefs are wrong. Like if someone has something the're worrying about, and someone else says "I'll be praying for you." an the other guy says thanks, an atheist comes in a says "Prayer doesn't work because god doesn't exist, retards."[/QUOTE] And the only religions most "militant" atheists rant about is Christianity or Islam, and their main reasons are the Crusades and Islamic extremism. Honestly, they're more annoying then public preachers.

I found a fucked up map for HL:S that has all kinds of biblical gods and shit, it was creepy as shit. Also that "Invalid Steam USERID ticket" bullshit is happening again. It starts after I join my friends HL:S server. Dafuq

So we won tonight. It was a close game. 65-63. Excuse me while I bathe in ice.

How it's so hard to find more songs like this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkkCU-YrVf8&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34873193]the position of my computer it's right in between the kitchen and the living room oKAY LET'S LOOK AT THIS SHIT [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Feb%2025%2C%204%2006%2018%20PM.jpg[/t] Guess how often I get to fap? VERY RARELY. That's a big problem. Only at night or when everyone is gone or in another room. I don't get to enjoy it either, I don't get to be nude and moan and be loose and take my time. Also, there's two windows just behind me so there's always fucking sun glare in the fucking monitor and it's super distracting and immersion breaking when I'm playing a game. I can always hear whatever bullshit shouting or movies or games they're playing or whatever, so that helps to completely obliterate all immersion. "But Caroline, why don't you move it?" Well, I would, but my parents won't let me because: 1."Not enough computers in the house." This is just bullshit. First off, I'm the only one who ever uses this computer. Everyone refers to it as mine, and refer to the desk as 'my space'. No pun intended. Secondly, there's a computer right in the front room, as well as another one that just hangs out unplugged, and it's ready to go at any fucking time. Seriously, we have a monitor, keyboard, mouse, desk, speakers, everything it needs. Just have to format the fucking thing and it's ready to go. 2."We don't have a desk for you." Okay, yes, this one is pretty valid. I mean, I have a desk, but look at that giant mother fucker. Would YOU want to go moving that shit? Nope. I'd move it myself, but that's pretty hard with my weak arms. 3."We'll do it soon." They said that months ago, and months before that. [B]LIARS.[/b][/QUOTE] Honestly, I feel sorry for everyone who doesn't have their computers in their room.

I have no worries. I love being in a dorm. [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] It also helps that I have a girlfriend, I don't need porn as much anymore.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34872857]even for her own child? wow what a dick[/QUOTE] Yeah that's the general consensus here. [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] My mom called her mother pathetic a few times.

I laugh whenever I get a funny or winner rating from "Neat!" The name is so fucking perfect with those ratings.

Heh, ordered an EasyCap for my brother since it was only $9 and hey who gives a shit thats a small amount of money. I'm going to order something waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better soon enough.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34873014]Maybe he just doesn't want you to date her and is trying to keep her for himself! Go for it, you have nothing to lose. Dignity and pride come back over time.[/QUOTE] Nope. Both of them agreed to make it public. On their Facebook accounts, it shows that they are in a relationship. Is there a way I can get this out of my head? I don't know how to deal with these feelings stirred into me.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34863161]Something like this: Laughed googling for his pictures, bwhaha. :v: [t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110929161256/creepypasta/images/1/11/Journal_entry_jeff_the_killer_by_shadowgerbil-d4azuzx.jpg[/t] His face looks hilarious.[/QUOTE] That looks like the average psycho mook in my more violent dreams. Minus the jacket and the rings around his eyes are red.

People who tell me to stop "buying so many pixels" then you stop buying atoms okay