Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34873193]the position of my computer it's right in between the kitchen and the living room oKAY LET'S LOOK AT THIS SHIT [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Feb%2025%2C%204%2006%2018%20PM.jpg[/t] Guess how often I get to fap? VERY RARELY. That's a big problem. Only at night or when everyone is gone or in another room. I don't get to enjoy it either, I don't get to be nude and moan and be loose and take my time. Also, there's two windows just behind me so there's always fucking sun glare in the fucking monitor and it's super distracting and immersion breaking when I'm playing a game. I can always hear whatever bullshit shouting or movies or games they're playing or whatever, so that helps to completely obliterate all immersion. "But Caroline, why don't you move it?" Well, I would, but my parents won't let me because: 1."Not enough computers in the house." This is just bullshit. First off, I'm the only one who ever uses this computer. Everyone refers to it as mine, and refer to the desk as 'my space'. No pun intended. Secondly, there's a computer right in the front room, as well as another one that just hangs out unplugged, and it's ready to go at any fucking time. Seriously, we have a monitor, keyboard, mouse, desk, speakers, everything it needs. Just have to format the fucking thing and it's ready to go. 2."We don't have a desk for you." Okay, yes, this one is pretty valid. I mean, I have a desk, but look at that giant mother fucker. Would YOU want to go moving that shit? Nope. I'd move it myself, but that's pretty hard with my weak arms. 3."We'll do it soon." They said that months ago, and months before that. [B]LIARS.[/b][/QUOTE] My computer's in the same spot. They justify it by saying "if you had it upstairs, we'd never see you."

How come the RCA input from my PS3 video goes all fucked up? It goes dark a little, then starts going garbled and I have to touch the thing that plugs in the PS3 to fix it. Ideas to fix it?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34874006]Same with me until I got my laptop.[/QUOTE] I had a laptop before my current desktop and I still wasn't allowed to move it off my desk.

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34873929]My computer's in the same spot. They justify it by saying "if you had it upstairs, we'd never see you."[/QUOTE] "Trust me Mom, you don't want to see what I'm doing."

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34874432]"Trust me Mom, you don't want to see what I'm doing."[/QUOTE] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-q.gif[/img]

I finally moved my laptop back to my room, with modem problems I have had to sit in the office connected to a ethernet cord. But I'll tell you now, on weekdays my dad is probably gonna storm into my room and take the thing away so I don't sit up playing on it all night. I'm so sick of having things taken away from me, sometimes he will march into my room at night and demand my iPod. Or he will just straight up find it and hide it somewhere. I could have this big set up for my computer, where its plugged into about 5 other things, all neat and tidy and then, NOPE GIVE IT TO ME. Stupid school and its needy hours, I have to get up at like 7. I wanna sleep til 10 fuck you.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34874541]I finally moved my laptop back to my room, with modem problems I have had to sit in the office connected to a ethernet cord. But I'll tell you now, on weekdays my dad is probably gonna storm into my room and take the thing away so I don't sit up playing on it all night. I'm so sick of having things taken away from me, sometimes he will march into my room at night and demand my iPod. Or he will just straight up find it and hide it somewhere. I could have this big set up for my computer, where its plugged into about 5 other things, all neat and tidy and then, NOPE GIVE IT TO ME. Stupid school and its needy hours, I have to get up at like 7. I wanna sleep til 10 fuck you.[/QUOTE] Wow, you get to sleep until 7? You don't realize how lucky you are. [sp]Although I do agree I hate when my parents demand I give them my shit, especially because it feels like half the time they don't respect my privacy.[/sp]

Friends who decide to not be a friend anymore and decide to call the friendship off by being an asshole instead of just saying what they think.

not knowing what to title my thread in the videos section I'm thinking of naming it TOILET DUCK 2012 cause of [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZAgZ-PC_o&feature=relmfu[/media][/quote] but I also want to show off these: [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur0QZT8Hn2Q&feature=channel_video_title[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGiiQO5Ty0c&feature=relmfu[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uQsOOAPeqo[/media][/quote] MDOTSTRANGE'S CRAZY SHIT doesn't draw as much attention so what the [b]fuck do I name iiiit[/b]

My mom just posted this on my wall: [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/dfshgxfh.png[/IMG] ... [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/0Bz5m.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=MightyMax;34874773]My mom just posted this on my wall: [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/dfshgxfh.png[/IMG] ... [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/0Bz5m.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] disown her or show her [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg]this[/url]

[QUOTE=MightyMax;34874773]My mom just posted this on my wall: [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/dfshgxfh.png[/IMG] ... [IMG]http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad113/Byodood/0Bz5m.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Wait a sec, your [i]mom[/i] posted that on [i]your[/i] wall? wat

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34873549]I laugh whenever I get a funny or winner rating from "Neat!" The name is so fucking perfect with those ratings.[/QUOTE] I laugh whenever I get an agree from "rapist" and if I get a disagree I just think "wow even they have standards"

I'm glad I'm so fitting for funnies. Also, it pisses me off how after you cut open the skull an animal, you can never look at the same kind of animal the same way again. I'm now incredibly awkward around most kinds of small animals.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34875033]I'm glad I'm so fitting for funnies. Also, it pisses me off how after you cut open the skull an animal, you can never look at the same kind of animal the same way again. I'm now incredibly awkward around most kinds of small animals.[/QUOTE] I remember when I was 10 and we went fishing. When I helped my Dad clean out some flounder I never thought of animals the same. I realized they had lots and lots of yucky guts in them.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34875040]I remember when I was 10 and we went fishing. When I helped my Dad clean out some flounder I never thought of animals the same. I realized they had lots and lots of yucky guts in them.[/QUOTE] My problem is when I look at my cat's head I get all "'Nam vet back in De Nang". God forbid I ever have to cut off a person's head.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34875089]My problem is when I look at my cat's head I get all "'Nam vet back in De Nang". God forbid I ever have to cut off a person's head.[/QUOTE] Why would you ever have to cut someone's head off?

[QUOTE=kaine123;34875165]Why would you ever have to cut someone's head off?[/QUOTE] I probably won't, but you never know.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34873193]the position of my computer it's right in between the kitchen and the living room oKAY LET'S LOOK AT THIS SHIT [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Feb%2025%2C%204%2006%2018%20PM.jpg[/t] Guess how often I get to fap? VERY RARELY. That's a big problem. Only at night or when everyone is gone or in another room. I don't get to enjoy it either, I don't get to be nude and moan and be loose and take my time. Also, there's two windows just behind me so there's always fucking sun glare in the fucking monitor and it's super distracting and immersion breaking when I'm playing a game. I can always hear whatever bullshit shouting or movies or games they're playing or whatever, so that helps to completely obliterate all immersion. "But Caroline, why don't you move it?" Well, I would, but my parents won't let me because: 1."Not enough computers in the house." This is just bullshit. First off, I'm the only one who ever uses this computer. Everyone refers to it as mine, and refer to the desk as 'my space'. No pun intended. Secondly, there's a computer right in the front room, as well as another one that just hangs out unplugged, and it's ready to go at any fucking time. Seriously, we have a monitor, keyboard, mouse, desk, speakers, everything it needs. Just have to format the fucking thing and it's ready to go. 2."We don't have a desk for you." Okay, yes, this one is pretty valid. I mean, I have a desk, but look at that giant mother fucker. Would YOU want to go moving that shit? Nope. I'd move it myself, but that's pretty hard with my weak arms. 3."We'll do it soon." They said that months ago, and months before that. [B]LIARS.[/b][/QUOTE] Try living in a small RV from the ages of 13 to 16 with literally no privacy nor computer. (Using the bathroom wasn't even an option cause it would shake the entire RV.)

[QUOTE=Neat!;34875237]I probably won't, but you never know.[/QUOTE] Planning on a career involving serial murder and/or videotaping videos for multinational terrorist groups I see?

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34875288]Try living in a small RV from the ages of 13 to 16 with literally no privacy nor computer. (Using the bathroom wasn't even an option cause it would shake the entire RV.)[/QUOTE] At least you didn't have a cork in your urethra. That wouldn't be fun at all. [editline]26th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=kaine123;34875324]Planning on a career involving serial murder and/or videotaping videos for multinational terrorist groups I see?[/QUOTE] It's always good to have something to fall back on.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34875353]At least you didn't have a cork in your urethra. That wouldn't be fun at all.[/QUOTE] I might as well have had one.

504 Bad Gateway

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34875288]Try living in a small RV from the ages of 13 to 16 with literally no privacy nor computer. (Using the bathroom wasn't even an option cause it would shake the entire RV.)[/QUOTE] you can shake an entire rv with one stroke of your penis who cares about fapping, man, you've got a fucking pick up line there

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34875579]you can shake an entire rv with one stroke of your penis who cares about fapping, man, you've got a fucking pick up line there[/QUOTE] oh god you're a genius

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34875579]you can shake an entire rv with one stroke of your penis who cares about fapping, man, you've got a fucking pick up line there[/QUOTE] It wasn't a very big RV and my ex-stepdad was the one who leveled the thing out, he was a methhead so he was more than a little unreliable.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34875746]It wasn't a very big RV and my ex-stepdad was the one who leveled the thing out, he was a methhead so he was more than a little unreliable.[/QUOTE] yeah but [i]they don't know that[/i]

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34875746]It wasn't a very big RV and my ex-stepdad was the one who leveled the thing out, he was a methhead so he was more than a little unreliable.[/QUOTE] Our resident Creepy Miku Expert seems to have lead a rather colorful life.

I can't stop watching this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCFfPZk-N4s[/media]

when my friends and I are having a great conversation and then we notice that it's like 2 am so we say our goodbyes and somehow end up talking another hour and then we realize it, say our goodbyes again, and then talk another hour and we then have to forcibly remove ourselves if you're reading this and you're my friend STOP BEING SO GREAT FOR CONVERSATIONS, YOU'RE RUINING MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE