Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Goddamn youtube starting to favour religous lunatics.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34875822]Our resident Creepy Miku Expert seems to have lead a rather colorful life.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I suppose you could say that.

I hate watching comedy shows on youtube. Those dumb fucks always ruin the punch lines in the top rated comments. I have to put my hand over the bottom half of my browser then quickly fullscreen the video [editline]26th February 2012[/editline] Also, I watched the same fucking show as you, you don't need to remind me about what billy connolly said about fat people.

My landlord. Please, call Orkin.

Mum called me over to have a chat today, my father has had a heart attack and is in hospital. He's alright though, just a minor heart attack, but he still has to change his lifestyle, quit smoking, no fatty foods, etc etc. It's not really good because he's only 41. (Me being 15, I'm way too young to be losing my dad) He's mostly worried because the hospitals here group patients together, so the room my dad was in was full of 7 other heart attack patients, he was the youngest there, the rest of them looked like 60+. I had a good talk to him with my brother and mum, it should be alright, although I feel like shit because he wad quite pale and quiet. Here comes the bad part. Today my asshole of a friend Jacob showed up and asked if I wanted to come outside, go to the shops and buy some shit, anything. I told him I don't feel like it cause of my dad, and explained what happened. "Well, it's his fault for being a fat faggot and smoking. People who have heart attacks don't deserve a second chance cause if they fuck themselves up enough to have one then they deserve to die." Fucking asshole

GET OFF OF MY SCREEN AND GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN INSECT

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34876450]"Well, it's his fault for being a fat faggot and smoking. People who have heart attacks don't deserve a second chance cause if they fuck themselves up enough to have one then they deserve to die."[/QUOTE] What the fuck. It's possible for someone to be in perfect health and still have genetic heart problems. Your friend is a dumbass.

"your father deserved to die" You need new friends

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34876249]I hate watching comedy shows on youtube. Those dumb fucks always ruin the punch lines in the top rated comments. I have to put my hand over the bottom half of my browser then quickly fullscreen the video [editline]26th February 2012[/editline] Also, I watched the same fucking show as you, you don't need to remind me about what billy connolly said about fat people.[/QUOTE] I don't think I've ever watched a Youtube video without the top comment spoiling it. Who are the fuckers who quote the best part of the video for no reason and somehow manage to get the top comment. HOW DOES THIS WORK? The rest of the video is just you waiting for the best part, it happens exactly when you expect it, it wasn't funny, and now the whole video seems shitty. Seriously fuck Youtube, its already bad enough that all the channels are changing to the terrible layout.

The few moments I actually got time and garrysmod.org is down. "Website Offline, No Cached Version Available"

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34877128]I don't think I've ever watched a Youtube video without the top comment spoiling it. Who are the fuckers who quote the best part of the video for no reason and somehow manage to get the top comment. HOW DOES THIS WORK? The rest of the video is just you waiting for the best part, it happens exactly when you expect it, it wasn't funny, and now the whole video seems shitty. Seriously fuck Youtube, its already bad enough that all the channels are changing to the terrible layout.[/QUOTE] Why not just completely ignore the comments? It's not all that difficult really...

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34877158]Why not just completely ignore the comments? It's not all that difficult really...[/QUOTE] but they're right there, you have to concentrate on the video which is annoying since my eyes drift. I need to make a script that removes the top comments. Now if only I knew enough javascript to be able to do this

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34877180]but they're right there, you have to concentrate on the video which is annoying since my eyes drift. I need to make a script that removes the top comments. Now if only I knew enough javascript to be able to do this[/QUOTE] just click fullscreen straight away.

Its something about the comments where your eyes just drift down to see them. I blame it on the few seconds of buffering while the page loads the video. Its just a small window of nothing for you to find the next interesting thing, in this case its the top comments.

Weird Ive never had anything ruined by a top comment :v:

Those evil bastards. The problem is that [I]sometimes[/I] the comments are actually funny/ interesting

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34877180]but they're right there, you have to concentrate on the video which is annoying since my eyes drift. I need to make a script that removes the top comments. Now if only I knew enough javascript to be able to do this[/QUOTE] The video takes like no concentration seeing as it's the entire reason I'm on the page?

I've seen a few good ones, they are usually random ones that aren't even related to the video but still funny. The other 90% consists of: 'funniest line in video' XD i laughed so funnnnny omg it was so funny when 'main part of video'

Oh my god I hate that. Watching a comedy "LOL I was laughing so hard when he said "Insert Funny line here" and then when I actually hear it, it isn't funny anymore.

I hate when teachers give us questions like this : 1. Why in karst landscape is encouraging organic farming? 2. Who is polluting the Mediterranean Sea oil? Why? 3. What kind of farming should be encouraged to karst landscape, why not? 4. Why is the Mediterranean Sea is one of the most polluted seas in the world? At least give us the info!

when someone describes a funny scene in a movie. really it's not funny when people tell it, they're only funny when you see it

My stubbornness about keeping promises. (Okay well it doesn't make me mad nor do I hate it. It sure can be a bit inconvenient though when doing so keeps you up until 7:30 in the morning.)

Hate how I haven't been to some convention/conference yet. E3, anime/japan, that electronics conference, etc. Fuck, it seems so fun, and I always spend hours and hours looking at the streams. D:

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34876450]Mum called me over to have a chat today, my father has had a heart attack and is in hospital. He's alright though, just a minor heart attack, but he still has to change his lifestyle, quit smoking, no fatty foods, etc etc. It's not really good because he's only 41. (Me being 15, I'm way too young to be losing my dad) He's mostly worried because the hospitals here group patients together, so the room my dad was in was full of 7 other heart attack patients, he was the youngest there, the rest of them looked like 60+. I had a good talk to him with my brother and mum, it should be alright, although I feel like shit because he wad quite pale and quiet. Here comes the bad part. Today my asshole of a friend Jacob showed up and asked if I wanted to come outside, go to the shops and buy some shit, anything. I told him I don't feel like it cause of my dad, and explained what happened. "Well, it's his fault for being a fat faggot and smoking. People who have heart attacks don't deserve a second chance cause if they fuck themselves up enough to have one then they deserve to die." Fucking asshole[/QUOTE] Yes I know this is a little late but I feel the need to respond. If your "friend" is this much of an ignorant jackoff to think that people can control addiction (be it food, smoking, drugs or otherwise) he needs to hit the fucking brick wall that is reality. Heart conditions are also inheritable, and can be caused by outside, genetic things and aren't always related to outside sources. If you have a "friend" who thinks your father should have died and called him a "fat faggot," he's not your friend. Take it unto yourself to tell him not to talk to you again. Be it through telling him or beating the shit out of him for being a gigantic gaping twat.

having both nerve disorders and fetishes

[QUOTE=BrQ;34878563]when someone describes a funny scene in a movie. really it's not funny when people tell it, they're only funny when you see it[/QUOTE] When people explain South Park to me and then I go and see the episode, it's not nearly as funny.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34878844]having both nerve disorders and fetishes[/QUOTE] I have a nerve disorder fetish [editline]26th February 2012[/editline] 1 in 6 kids struggles with hunger in America BULL-SHAT How can we be the most obese nation in the world then?

How pickles get me this annoying feeling inside my mouth and end up getting me a sore throat.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34876450] "Well, it's his fault for being a fat faggot and smoking. People who have heart attacks don't deserve a second chance cause if they fuck themselves up enough to have one then they deserve to die."[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;ufsf_-a_H9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufsf_-a_H9Q[/video]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;34879738]I have a nerve disorder fetish [editline]26th February 2012[/editline] 1 in 6 kids struggles with hunger in America BULL-SHAT How can we be the most obese nation in the world then?[/QUOTE] 4 in 6 are obese? :v: