Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

It won't get scratched unless you have a clumsy person on the house who manages to knock it over

I hate dumb sounding neologisms. For example, "to verse" used as a verb. "We should verse each other in MW2!" It just sounds so wrong. Not even "versus".

The main reason I hate timeline: "im on ur compz...haxin ur pong" ~ Me, 5 July 2008

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34880349]I feel like I'm in that movie "Hot Fuzz". Like the entire town is in on something I'm not. Apparently this is funny. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtHBpv0grZo[/media] The title of the video is "racist stickman". It was made by one of the kids at my school. I commented with: "This isn't racist. At all." He replied. "its* not supposed to be" THEN WHY CALL IT "RACIST STICKMAN", YOU FUCKING... [B]WHAT THE FUCK[/B][/QUOTE] I checked a couple of video suggestions from that video and I found this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Jhikj-djo&feature=player_embedded[/media] Damn, I really miss these kinds of videos.

When I hear my friends talk about how their friends are all giant assholes because they're homophobic or say stupid shit all the time, or treat my friend like garbage Maybe it's just me but I'd rather be alone than hang out with assholes like that

My sister's annoying-ass friend has been here since fucking Tuesday and she's such a fucking annoying cunt. Mom said her mom would be out of town for only two-three days and here she still fucking is. Unless she meant Tuesday to Thursday as in last Tuesday to this Thursday. If so, she can go find another place to be annoying. Also, PAYDAY The Heist's "Heat Street" level. I swear to god it's unplayable. Not only does it take five minutes to run out of ammo, but I swear to god there is some SWAT Queen in each SWAT vehicle that just constantly gives birth to more and more SWAT team pricks.

[QUOTE=Hakita;34880405]I checked a couple of video suggestions from that video and I found this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Jhikj-djo&feature=player_embedded[/media] Damn, I really miss these kinds of videos.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the Xiao Xiao series [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4wzwYeZ0Y[/media] Good old memories

Trying to play TFC is fucking shitty. Has the fucking community gone full retard? I couldn't get a single god damn kill as medic/pyro/soldier because the opposing team would always fucking spam grenades into the flagroom which was right next to spawn, and I got killed way too much so I said. "spam much?", some son of a bitch said "lol cry more??" and others said "need a tampon?" or "need a tissue?". [B]"need a tampon", "need a tissue", "cry more"[/B] [img]http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/237-rageface.png[/img] [b]ALL YOU DID WAS SPAM GRENADES AND DEMO GRENADES AND BASICALLY MADE THE MATCH UNPLAYABLE FOR ME YOU FUCKING CUNT ASS MOTHERFUCKER[/b] and I can't even play Fortress-Forever because of the invalid steam userID ticket bullshit. How does that even fucking work?

You take people's words too seriously. If you're calling the community shit, you're calling them shit. If a piece of shit started making fun of you, would you care?

[QUOTE=ILY;34880988]You take people's words too seriously. If you're calling the community shit, you're calling them shit. If a piece of shit started making fun of you, would you care?[/QUOTE] Try being slapped in the face with -1 score on the scoreboard and about 35 deaths because of grenade spam, how would you feel? I'd say pretty fucking angry

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34880349]I feel like I'm in that movie "Hot Fuzz". Like the entire town is in on something I'm not. Apparently this is funny. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtHBpv0grZo[/media] The title of the video is "racist stickman". It was made by one of the kids at my school. I commented with: "This isn't racist. At all." He replied. "its* not supposed to be" THEN WHY CALL IT "RACIST STICKMAN", YOU FUCKING... [B]WHAT THE FUCK[/B][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmdiDFGDRA[/media] probably based off this

Well deleting everything in my steam folder 'cept steam.exe, steamapps, and userdata to fix invalid steam userid ticket

[QUOTE=Crash15;34881028]Try being slapped in the face with -1 score on the scoreboard and about 35 deaths because of grenade spam, how would you feel? I'd say pretty fucking angry[/QUOTE] I'm sure there's more than one server in TFC, you could just switch to another for a while and wait out the spam. Or if you have a team that isn't retarded, you can all throw grenades out of spawn too, right? Bound to kill them eventually. I didn't start enjoying games till I stopped caring about score. I got mad every time I died till I figured out that the point was to chill out while painting the walls with other people. My score is almost never positive now, but I always have fun.

[QUOTE=ILY;34881108]I'm sure there's more than one server in TFC, you could just switch to another for a while and wait out the spam. Or if you have a team that isn't retarded, you can all throw grenades out of spawn too, right? Bound to kill them eventually. I didn't start enjoying games till I stopped caring about score. I got mad every time I died till I figured out that the point was to chill out while painting the walls with other people. My score is almost never positive now, but I always have fun.[/QUOTE] I did try spamming grenades back but none of theme even came to close to damaging any of them

[QUOTE=Skerion;34880765]Reminds me of the Xiao Xiao series [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4wzwYeZ0Y[/media] Good old memories[/QUOTE] Exactly what I meant. I remember way back when I just used to watch stickman videos all day long.

I hate how avatars refresh very slowly here, at least for me.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;34876450]Here comes the bad part. Today my asshole of a friend Jacob showed up and asked if I wanted to come outside, go to the shops and buy some shit, anything. I told him I don't feel like it cause of my dad, and explained what happened. "Well, it's his fault for being a fat faggot and smoking. People who have heart attacks don't deserve a second chance cause if they fuck themselves up enough to have one then they deserve to die." Fucking asshole[/QUOTE] please tell me you socked that fucker in the mouth after he said that

Whenever games don't include a FOV option (Bethesda games) and go out of their way to fuck up beyond belief whenever you change the FOV (Oblivion). Seriously, find Oblivion.ini, change the fov to 90 and see what happens. You can change the FOV with console commands in-game and since there's no achievements, you won't lose anything, but it resets after doing ANYTHING. On a lighter note, im da bes, das a fak

I hate how Tribes resets my keybinds and other settings after every update.

little kids

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34873193][i]I don't get to be nude [b]and moan[/b][/i] and be loose and take my time.[/QUOTE] Woah, someone's serious about their porn. I've always had a computer in the living room and I've just got used to it. It's no big deal because everyone else is respectful, and if not they respond accordingly when I ask. Plus it's not like I'm doing anything that would warrant me moving my computer into my room besides talking to people, perhaps, but then again it's no big deal.

My cat is super cute, I am laying with her under the covers for about 10 minutes, she is sleeping and baby snoring, suddenly she stops baby snoring for a second, meows, and goes back to baby snoring. It was adorable

Dawwwwwwwwwww <3

When people post completely off topic in threads

[QUOTE=MightyMax;34872033]Im really, really pissed because my life seems to be falling apart all of the sudden. My truck is fucked up, my school life is fucking failing, no matter how hard i try in classes, im constantly rejected, no matter how well i treat the girl, just fuck it all.[/QUOTE]On top of this my parents just split up, just fantastic.

[QUOTE=ILY;34881982]When people post completely off topic in threads[/QUOTE] Be glad you're not a regular at the Music section then.

Fuckin work, Youtube.

Youtube is down and gmod.org doesn't work

>playing HLDM:S >I spawn >die >respawn >shoot guy square in the face with MP5 grenade >he survives with 65 health and kills me ... >try to throw satchels mid fight >satchels refuse to even come out >die ... >in secret area with full health and 90 percent of HEV health >some fucking asshole comes in >hits me ONCE. FUCKING ONCE. with the crowbar. >instant kill [video=youtube;PVu949oYnXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVu949oYnXg[/video]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34881533]So I tried that SCP-087 game. I skipped to the part where I got scared to prevent boredom. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elAKI206B7s&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] You're not alone [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmlxsK0W9l4[/media] [editline]49[/editline] Shit gets real at around 13:30