Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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[QUOTE=tier56;34885076]How when I'm going at high speed in a video game.[/QUOTE]
Improve your accuracy or lower your mouse speed/vehicle speed then gradually increase when you become good at the current speed OR force yourself to use that speed all the time, suck for a while but then become good at it.
*I'm not entirely sure what you mean with high speed, unless Tribes has some vehicles in it.
Stupid fucking lawyer ads, "HI IM LAWYER MCLAWYERFACE, COPS CAUGHT YOU DRUNK DRIVING AND
CAUSING VEHICULAR HOMICIDE? I CAN BAIL YOU OUT11111"
I fucking hate these ads to death, no lawyer can get you out of jail for homicide, no lie can help.
[editline]26th February 2012[/editline]
And these sick as fuck Tobacco Free Florida ads, holy shit we get it don't smoke. Don't show us gore scenes of people's necks open, and what happens when you smoke.
Me when I'm drunk.
I got off (made out) with a girl (my ex-gf / current housemate) and now I'm consumed with guilt.
I don't even remember it happening, but apparently on the way home after a night out we went down an alley and made-out for a while. I also apparently had a conversation trying to get back with her telling her I still have feelings for her, which I didn't think was true.
Twice in my life I've been that drunk around her, and the first time is why she broke up with me.
And she's always so nice to me afterwards, but I just end up being awkward around her when sober and treat her like shit when I'm drunk, and now I feel guilty because I'm a fucking asshole around girls when I'm drunk.
This post doesn't seem very coherent, sorry.
Most of the Adult Swim commercials make the show look good, but that's just about where the funniness ends. China, Illionis is pretty funny, but I'm talking about the original real-life shows like Children's Hospital.
People.
Seriously. I work fast food and people are fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34883550]let me walk you through every minecraft flash parody ever
"ALRIGHT LET'S BEGIN"
"WHAT'S GOING ON"
"ANIMALS ARE UGLY"
"AGH IT HURTS WHEN I PUNCH A TREE"
"AH, YES, MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IS FINALLY CREATED"
*creeper appears*
"FUUUUUUUCK"[/QUOTE]
This is why I adore the 3D animations
[video=youtube;ftVRWKvy4x8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftVRWKvy4x8&list=FL_1SZf44W-JCWvvkmQ_XogA&index=7&feature=plpp_video[/video]
[video=youtube;DNxfDFuhbP4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNxfDFuhbP4&feature=relmfu[/video]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KZbQi.png[/IMG]
[B]WHY WON'T ANY VIDEOS LOAD
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I RESTART THE BROWSER NNYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/B]
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34885271]Improve your accuracy or lower your mouse speed/vehicle speed then gradually increase when you become good at the current speed OR force yourself to use that speed all the time, suck for a while but then become good at it.
*I'm not entirely sure what you mean with high speed, unless Tribes has some vehicles in it.[/QUOTE]
Their are vehicles in Tribes, but I was talking mainly about jetpacks. You can go incredibly fucking fast in that game with a jetpack and/or skiing.
Im gonna photoshop an image that shows satan and jesus side by side, and the captions will be "like if you shut the fuck up" and "keep scrolling if you shut the fuck up"
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34884819]WHOEVER STARTED THIS SHIT CAN DIE.
[img]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430442_367442129946778_187798337911159_1253078_1197119977_n.jpg[/img]
Seriously, first it was "if you love Jesus, share this picture. Keep scrolling if you love Satan!", then it was "if you support gays, share this picture. Keep scrolling if you are stupid!"
Now this.
It's fucking annoying. Why can't people just make original statuses aside from re-posts and not criticize and guilt trip others for not re-posting shit?[/QUOTE]
Remember when I posted "Jesus was a homosexual" on facebook?
good times
that was my uncle by the way
I'm getting rather worried.
My dad's throat and stuff has really been bothering him (he sounds horrible and he's been coughing a lot) for quite a while. Too long to just be sick.
What really bothers me is that he has a job where he has a possibility of being exposed to asbestos (which causes mesothelioma, a lung cancer) quite often.
He already has weakened-ish lungs from smoking for a few years. (though he quit when I was born)
._.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lwroh.png[/img]
Go ahead, use it, save it or whatever. i don't care
[QUOTE=NateDude;34885525][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KZbQi.png[/IMG]
[B]WHY WON'T ANY VIDEOS LOAD
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I RESTART THE BROWSER NNYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/B][/QUOTE]
this isn't artistic this is wrong
halp
[QUOTE=NateDude;34885805]this isn't artistic this is wrong
halp[/QUOTE]
Umm...clear your cookies/cache?
[sp]oh god i don't know i'm an idiot sorry sorry sorry[/sp]
My cat throws up or poops on the floor pretty much every day.
[QUOTE=NateDude;34885805]this isn't artistic this is wrong
halp[/QUOTE]
You can attempt to clear your cache as Lighting suggested and if that doesn't work then try rebooting your computer. As a last resort try reinstalling Flash. And coincidentally I've been having a lot of issues with Flash on Firefox as well. Not really sure what's up with it.
[QUOTE=Nach0s!;34883545]Getting 15+ levels/playing a while with a character in Skyrim, then feeling fussy about the appearance and wanting to make another character. :v:[/QUOTE]
oblivion had a thing where you pulled console and typed "showracemenu" and it would show the character creation screen. Not sure if it works in skyrrerr
[QUOTE=Crash15;34885698][img]http://i.imgur.com/Lwroh.png[/img]
Go ahead, use it, save it or whatever. i don't care[/QUOTE]
I can recognize that devil anywhere
Spoilers from "The Pick of Desitny
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJTYp1tvd3Q[/media]
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34885866]You can attempt to clear your cache as Lighting suggested and if that doesn't work then try rebooting your computer. As a last resort try reinstalling Flash. And coincidentally I've been having a lot of issues with Flash on Firefox as well. Not really sure what's up with it.[/QUOTE]
I re-installed after clearing the cache did nothing, and it worked.
Woopee
People naming videos or threads like: How I Learned to x and Love the x. Its so fucking stupid and not funny at all
"alot"
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND IT IS "A LOT?"
How uncaring I can be about other people. I guess I just can't give a shit about whether or not you're going through bad times.
Hey guys. I'm home for the first time since last Friday. I got home from school, slept and left from my place in New York and drove 8 hours south to Virginia. I stayed there until yesterday and then slept over at a friends house last night. Did I miss anything fun?!
[QUOTE=areolop;34886173][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_writing]Legalese[/url][/QUOTE]
I always hated the concept of having different systems of writing for the exact same god damn language. Like really, what practical use would that be for?
[QUOTE=tier56;34886198]I always hated the concept of having different systems of writing for the exact same god damn language. Like really, what practical use would that be for?[/QUOTE]
So that normal people dont understand (makes a job - Lawyer)
My brother is so fucking irresponsible.
He's going to get sued by his bank because he hasn't payed a single cent to them to pay his bills off. He's been lying to the rest of his family for two years about that and to make matters worse he signed my name on his credit [I]without me even knowing about it[/I] so they came calling me first.
Listen to electronical music all week long. No tinnitus.
Listen to an hour and a bit more of relaxing instrumental music, get tinnitus.
How the fuck does that make sense?
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34886269]Listen to electronical music all week long. No tinnitus.
Listen to an hour and a bit more of relaxing instrumental music, get tinnitus.
How the fuck does that make sense?[/QUOTE]
Your ear secretly lusts for club life and is trying to tell you to stop listening to chill stuff and keep with the electro.
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