Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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You know what I hate? Sisters. Especially my 12 year-old sister who just took a knife and threatened to kill my mother and sisters. Why did she do that? Well, it started with her getting mad at my mother for not having what she wanted for dinner tonight. They got into a small argument which eventually escalated into shouting and threats thanks to my other sister (15 years) who just NEEDED to butt into their little dispute. My sister goes crazy, pulls out a knife, walks up to my mother explaining that if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s going to kill our mother.
Luckily, my mother and her boyfriend managed to get the knife away from her and force her into her room. Unfortunately, she’s in there describing how she plans on killing each and every one of us (including our pets) in great detail as she throws things around and constantly screams.
Am I the ONLY one who thinks she’s psychotic? I’m honestly really scared right now…
[QUOTE=Mad4life;34889334]You know what I hate? Sisters. Especially my 12 year-old sister who just took a knife and threatened to kill my mother and sisters. Why did she do that? Well, it started with her getting mad at my mother for not having what she wanted for dinner tonight. They got into a small argument which eventually escalated into shouting and threats thanks to my other sister (15 years) who just NEEDED to butt into their little dispute. My sister goes crazy, pulls out a knife, walks up to my mother explaining that if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s going to kill our mother.
Luckily, my mother and her boyfriend managed to get the knife away from her and force her into her room. Unfortunately, she’s in there describing how she plans on killing each and every one of us (including our pets) in great detail as she throws things around and constantly screams.
Am I the ONLY one who thinks she’s psychotic? I’m honestly really scared right now…[/QUOTE]
somebody needs a straightjacket
[QUOTE=Mad4life;34889334]My sister goes crazy, pulls out a knife, walks up to my mother explaining that if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s going to kill our mother.[/QUOTE]
[B][I]what the fuck[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Mad4life;34889334]Am I the ONLY one who thinks she’s psychotic? I’m honestly really scared right now…[/QUOTE]
Definitely not the only one, especially with what you've told me, and the fact that this seems to happen every couple weeks...
[QUOTE=Adarrek;34886028]People naming videos or threads like: How I Learned to x and Love the x. Its so fucking stupid and not funny at all[/QUOTE]
My cousin was writing a BOOK with a name like that
[QUOTE=Neat!;34888691]when i can't fucking dream so i'm out of writing ideas
fuck it, asking stoner friend for some shrooms, wish me luck[/QUOTE]
i would write about what i dream
but literally the past few dreams in a row have been about my crush
boring ass book
[QUOTE=Psychowolf;34889833]i would write about what i dream
but literally the past few dreams in a row have been about my crush
boring ass book[/QUOTE]
that's the problem
i've just been dreaming about boring shit (family torn apart, old friends for some reason, bakelite and cosmoline)
I ask someone if they should be getting to bed since it's like 1:30 AM where they are:
"LOL NOP IM ON VACATION!!!!!! :PP"
fuck off
[editline]26th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Neat!;34890155]that's the problem
i've just been dreaming about boring shit (family torn apart, old friends for some reason, bakelite and cosmoline)[/QUOTE]
I've been dreaming about death a lot lately.
not necessarily a nightmare
I fucking hate math, I never fail at getting everything wrong.
Holy shit fuck the online Florida Virtual math problems, they are complicated as fuck for someone who is slow at math.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;34890185]
I've been dreaming about death a lot lately.
not necessarily a nightmare[/QUOTE]
Same. Reminds me of a dream I had a bit ago.
[quote]>I'm a sniper
>On a mountain, near the edge of a cliff
>My spotter is to my left
>Strange plants in every direction
>Chey-Tac M200-esque rifle in my hands, but with Bakelite+wood pulp furniture and chambered in 12.7mm
>500 meters to my front is another cliff, on top of which are cars and members of a cartel
>They're fighting with some people on my side of the cliff
>They're exchanging shots that chip away at the cliff, sending shrapnel wizzing pass my head
>I line up a shot on a man with a red shirt and AKS74u
>I pull the trigger
>*click*
>No round in the chamber, I'm a fucking retard
>I work the bolt
>It's hard, I'm disorented from the pollen excreted by the strange plants
>With effort I chamber a round
>Line up a shot on a white-shirted man, standing on the edge of the cliff
>I fire
>The round goes straight through his belly, disembowling him
>He falls, blood pouring off him
>His shirt is stained with blood
>Stare for a minute
>Wake up in a warm sweat[/quote]
Might have already posted this, but it's relevant.
It's centered more around my own death but death nonetheless.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;34890397]It's centered more around my own death but death nonetheless.[/QUOTE]
Ah. Never had that to be honest.
It isn't really scary tbh. Makes death seem a lot more friendly.
Welp, now worried.
My stepfather went off to kentucky for the week for some work shit, so I've got the fear that his plane'll crash, plus my mother still hasn't come home, and it's 1:09 AM, and she isn't answering her phone.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34890532]Welp, now worried.
My stepfather went off to kentucky for the week for some work shit, so I've got the fear that his plane'll crash, plus my mother still hasn't come home, and it's 1:09 AM, and she isn't answering her phone.[/QUOTE]
It'll be fiiiiine.
[QUOTE=Neat!;34890583]It'll be fiiiiine.[/QUOTE]
Paranoia disagrees
Fuck
I'm always like this, fearing that the worst possible thing has happened and that everyone I love has died in some horrible way or that my life is about to be ruined and I get super stressed out
My little sister takes FUCKING AGES in the toilet.
She's been in there for over half an hour.
I don't like retards, not like stupid people, actual retards. I mean, I've hated them since elementary school because all they would fucking do is scream. Scream. Just keep screaming. Special school play? [B]SCREAM LIKE SOMEONE IS JABBING A KNIFE INTO MY FACE![/B] Very important assembly? [B]SCREAM LIKE SOMEONE IS SHOOTING ME IN THE FUCKING STOMACH WITH A 9MM PISTOL![/B]
[QUOTE=Mad4life;34889334]You know what I hate? Sisters. Especially my 12 year-old sister who just took a knife and threatened to kill my mother and sisters. Why did she do that? Well, it started with her getting mad at my mother for not having what she wanted for dinner tonight. They got into a small argument which eventually escalated into shouting and threats thanks to my other sister (15 years) who just NEEDED to butt into their little dispute. My sister goes crazy, pulls out a knife, walks up to my mother explaining that if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s going to kill our mother.
Luckily, my mother and her boyfriend managed to get the knife away from her and force her into her room. Unfortunately, she’s in there describing how she plans on killing each and every one of us (including our pets) in great detail as she throws things around and constantly screams.
Am I the ONLY one who thinks she’s psychotic? I’m honestly really scared right now…[/QUOTE]
When she calms down and falls asleep sneak into her room and put a pillow on her face ASAP.
esophagus is fucking on fire, wanna vomit but can't, can't sleep,, fuck this is terrible
[QUOTE=Neat!;34890155]that's the problem
i've just been dreaming about boring shit (family torn apart, old friends for some reason, bakelite and cosmoline)[/QUOTE]
Most of my dreams that I remember either have me infiltrating some enemy compound while I'm going undercover, or me walking in some cities and talking with a lot of people.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34890634]Paranoia disagrees
Fuck
I'm always like this, fearing that the worst possible thing has happened and that everyone I love has died in some horrible way or that my life is about to be ruined and I get super stressed out[/QUOTE]
I used to be like that. I had to get myself in the habit of not thinking about it which was a bitch to accomplish.
[QUOTE=Goodthief;34877180]but they're right there, you have to concentrate on the video which is annoying since my eyes drift. I need to make a script that removes the top comments. Now if only I knew enough javascript to be able to do this[/QUOTE]Try zooming in.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=ILY;34881982]When people post completely off topic in threads[/QUOTE]So, see any good movies lately?
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34886032]"alot"
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND IT IS "A LOT?"[/QUOTE]Don't you know what an [URL="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html"]alot[/URL] is?
Since I live alone I am being confronted with a serious issue: Fucking cut bread into slices. I never to manage to get decent slices. I always fuck up :v:
Oh my horse mask came today, it has the strong smell of new rubber, still awesome though.
I can see it losing some of the hair though.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;34890185]I ask someone if they should be getting to bed since it's like 1:30 AM where they are:
"LOL NOP IM ON VACATION!!!!!! :PP"
fuck off[/QUOTE]
People getting mad at someone for being on vacation gets me mad.
Jealousy is the root of all hatred.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34891674]Oh my horse mask came today, it has the strong smell of new rubber, still awesome though.
I can see it losing some of the hair though.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0"]Rape time.[/URL]
Should have posted this over the weekend but I was busy playing games I normally wouldn't have played.
So I got my new computer, 750gb HD, 8gb RAM and 2gb video card, one manufactured my Nvidia. I don't know the precise details because I don't know how to, but I can run Mafia II on high settings at around 60 fps. That is proof the computer is nice.
I'm mad because I don't have money for games I could run now.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34891674]Oh my horse mask came today, it has the strong smell of new rubber, still awesome though.
I can see it losing some of the hair though.[/QUOTE]
God damn me and my friend really want to get our own. We already planned out wearing the mask and trenchcoats and going around places, maybe to the mall and following some random person for laughs, aw well.
Oh and question, where do you see out of it?
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