Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

If he takes your wallet, deck him and get him expelled/sent to juvie. Get witnesses to back up your story.

Sometimes I feel like quite a few of my "friends" couldn't actually give a shit about me.

Kindergartener I'm stuck sitting next to on the bus is poking around in my pockets. Say "Stop rooting around in my pocket!" He says "i'm just looking!" I stick my tongue out at him and he goes "oiii i;m tellign!" Kids these days...

I don't like how Vegas never gets snow, but the mountains? Snow all winter erryday

verb /sāv/  saved, past participle; saved, past tense; saves, 3rd person singular present; saving, present participle conjunction  Except; other than - no one needed to know [B]save[/B] herself - the kitchen was empty [B]save [/B]for Boris It sounds so fucking dumb, holy s- :suicide: When I read Horsedrowner's posts and he makes a sentence like this: I have finished most of my first year, save for assignment. I make it into: I have finished most of my first year, saving, saved, save, saving, saved, for assignment. (It loops inside my head) I rarely hear it being used as except.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/U4Kxr.png[/img] But it's not my birthday ;-; How do i change my birthdate on FP?

[QUOTE=Crash15;34532959]According to my school Me getting in to a fight and walking off = gay sex Me looking at them like "ಠ_ಠ" = I enjoyed "getting fucked in the ass" (aka to them getting beaten up) I don't even... fucking.. understand these dipfucks. The fight started cause one of the little bastards stole my wallet, and when I started to get near him, he dropped my wallet, and started running. And when i'm about to punch a bitch, he grabs my hands saying "why are you raping me". I didn't realize about to shove a fist into your face = rape[/QUOTE] What the shit............how is fighting some one considered sexual intercourse?

Okay, this will sound REALLY pathetic. [sp]I am emotionally attached to my fursona (not in the love kind of way though)[/sp] ;_;

[QUOTE=tier56;34533157]What the shit............how is fighting some one considered sexual intercourse?[/QUOTE] Aliens. Duh.

Myself.

[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;34533136][img]http://i.imgur.com/U4Kxr.png[/img][/QUOTE]Happy bir- [QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;34533136]But it's not my birthday ;-; How do i change my birthdate on FP?[/QUOTE] Oh...

[QUOTE=tier56;34533157]What the shit............how is fighting some one considered sexual intercourse?[/QUOTE] I am about as dumbfounded like you. I wonder how these fucknuts got into a school with an IQ less than 0

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34533186]Okay, this will sound REALLY pathetic. [sp]I am emotionally attached to my fursona (not in the love kind of way though)[/sp] ;_;[/QUOTE] How is that possible

I think my friend's girlfriend likes me. She's real cute, but still, I hope she doesn't, just because my friend is really cool, and more importantly, really tough.

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34533186]Okay, this will sound REALLY pathetic. [sp]I am emotionally attached to my fursona (not in the love kind of way though)[/sp] ;_;[/QUOTE] It's something that, I assume, you created yourself. So becoming emotionally attached to it doesn't even remotely surprise me.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34533430]It's something that, I assume, you created yourself. So becoming emotionally attached to it doesn't even remotely surprise me.[/QUOTE] Interesting.

The daytime sky freaks the shit out of me. Like, looking directly up at it. It's so huge, so far up, yet it feels so close at the same time. And then beyond that, there's [i]the rest of god damn space.[/i] Makes me flinch.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34533430]It's something that, I assume, you created yourself. So becoming emotionally attached to it doesn't even remotely surprise me.[/QUOTE] Well I have formed him from the very foundations, I keep him very "close" to myself, It's like he's a "subversion" of my own being.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;34532948]My uncle's going to hospice & he's probably going to either die there or at home. Fucking cancer. They should've let him die long ago. He fought long and hard but he should've died when he was feeling better than he is now.[/QUOTE] My uncle got to this point about this time last year, and we were told to expect ~3 weeks, he stayed until July. Stay strong, make him happy.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34533559]I'm so fucking bored right now.[/QUOTE] Life is boring.

finally alone, gonna get in a good fap and- suddenly I have to watch my little brother playing outside with his friends so that if he gets run over I'll be the first to know or some shit god dammit

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34533639]finally alone, gonna get in a good fap and- suddenly I have to watch my little brother playing outside with his friends so that if he gets run over I'll be the first to know or some shit god dammit[/QUOTE] Fap anyway

[QUOTE=Crash15;34533288]I am about as dumbfounded like you. I wonder how these fucknuts got into a school with an IQ less than 0[/QUOTE] I find it more ridiculous how their's quite a few idiots in my engineering class. Their's this one guy named Mordecai, and Jesus titty fucking christ is he a retard, seriously, he can't do his work without failing at it miserably, he can never do a project without being late on it, and he's always fucking late to class all the time. Seriously, how the fuck does someone like this get into a class like engineering?

[QUOTE=Cructo;34533745]There's lots of cool shit to do in life. Can't do anything right now though :suicide:[/QUOTE] What is stopping you? :v:

[QUOTE=Cructo;34533946]The fact that there's nothing interesting to do right now.[/QUOTE] Oh. Well, that sucks.

-That was me snipping a shit post I didn't say he was a bad poster fack-

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34533688]Fap anyway[/QUOTE] Child Pornography, or the next best thing? :v: [B]Edit:[/B] The joke was that he was going to fap while watching his little brothers and-fuck it i'm an unfunny bastard.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34534015]How did the automerge not work for your doublepost?[/QUOTE] I don't fucking know. And what gets me mad is [B]posting something you think is funny in your head only to be frowned upon by others[/B].

[QUOTE=NateDude;34534143]I don't fucking know. And what gets me mad is [B]posting something you think is funny in your head only to be frowned upon by others[/B].[/QUOTE] Happens to me all the time, especially in LMAO pics, ironically enough. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] That I can't find anything to play that sounds fun. Help me out, people: [url]http://www.steamcalculator.com/id/joshjet[/url]

[QUOTE=Cructo;34534459]Warhammer 40k.[/QUOTE] Its just the free weekend thing, and It lags on my system for some odd reason. I have a 560 Ti for Christs sake, WHY DO YOU LAG. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] Oh, I also have the tribes beta. Should I play that?