Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=smithy69;34897768]I'm telling you, I am not in the friendzone![/QUOTE] denial only makes my cock harder

WHY WONT THESE GUYS LEAVE ANYTHING UNRAPED? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEI-CI40YB8[/url] YOU TOOK ONE STEP TOO FAR WITH REN AND STIMPY >:C DAMMIT IM MAD

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34897897]Good God, this is worse than "The Room". [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBchFDwWY0[/media][/QUOTE] Just like in "The Room", the dog is the best actor.

I can't find a good avatar.:suicide:

[QUOTE=Doc Scratch;34894719]You know what gets me mad? No? Well I'll tell you. One of my friends has made it her life goal to piss me off for as long as I live. She asks me invasive questions, eats in Woodshop class, and [b]threatened to put a staple in the back of my head[/b]. When my brother tried to intervene, her friend said, "haha, you're not his mom!" And ALL of her friends are like this. This girl is thirteen, (I'm 14) has had seven boyfriends, and brags about smoking weed everyday. My school, ladies and gentlemen.[/QUOTE] Where does this woman live? Looks like I need to give her a hole or two. [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34897337]My dog just shat on the fucking carpet floor. Tried to clean it up and it fucking smeared. It's disgusting. [img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/58745_150601934961678_100000356179478_333520_4571084_n.jpg[/img] You're lucky that you're cute.[/QUOTE] You could just train the dog to take a shit or piss in a specific area, that's what me and my parents did with our dog.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34897553]The girl I like broke up with her douchebag boyfriend (finally). She said that she never wants to open up to anyone ever again because she's afraid of being hurt for no reason. I told her that she'll find someone who'll never hurt her. She said there's no one. [B]I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE![/B][/QUOTE] A bit old, but relevant. [img]http://dittoeffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/friends.png[/img]

when people think "rape" as a punchline is funny

[QUOTE=Snake7;34898022]A bit old, but relevant. [img]http://dittoeffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/friends.png[/img][/QUOTE] Best strategy is being like that from the start, but also made it clear from the start that you like her and want to date her. [QUOTE=Neat!;34898083]when people think "rape" as a punchline is funny[/QUOTE] Define "rape" as punchline. [QUOTE=smithy69;34898143]Oh my God I'm in the friendzone. [B]Fuck![/B][/QUOTE] Ha ha told ya buddy :v:

[QUOTE=Snake7;34898022]A bit old, but relevant. [img]http://dittoeffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/friends.png[/img][/QUOTE] Oh my God I'm in the friendzone. [B]Fuck![/B] [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Neat!;34897856]denial only makes my cock harder[/QUOTE] Oh yeah bby? Tell me more about that. ;)

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;34897932]Just like in "The Room", the dog is the best actor.[/QUOTE] no, tommy wiseau is a genius

my throat hurts like hell i think i was fed a cockmeat sandwich last night and don't remember it

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34896259]Insulting the mods Posting CP Shit like that... Chances are you're scum if you get banned from there.[/QUOTE] Or on some school network. My school has been banned from 4chan twice. The reason was... Wait for it... WAIT.... Child porn. Also, I hate being hungry, but the food in the kitchen doesn't taste good. I want to eat, but nothing is delicious.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34897768]I'm telling you, I am not in the friendzone![/QUOTE] friendzoned. you were there too much for her. now she see's you as a friend and nothing else.

My friends Jamie and Jack being complete dicks at school. (Ya know now that I think about it, out of me and my friends, like 6 of 8 have J at the start of their names) In ICT (Computer class, doing photoshop and shit) I sit between the two of them, and being cod fans, they like to 'ninja defuse' my computer by either pulling out the cables at the back, or plugging spare mouses into the front and trying to screw my work up. (the small computer towers are sitting behind the screens) If it wasn't bad enough Jamie liked to plug in his wireless mouse USB while Jack removes the keyboard / mouse / internet cables, the nearby teacher always seems oblivious to my swearing and telling them to stop fucking touching my computer. (Teacher takes that shit seriously, if you fuck with someone else's computer he'll kick you out) And then, Jamie discovered how to remotely shutdown any computer he wants. Every school computer or personal laptop has a code written on it, so he can just stand up and go 'NLSC19902845', put it into the stupid bloody program that he's found on his computer, and within about 10 seconds time, I'll get a popup that lasts for about 1 second saying LOL SHUTDOWN XD and I lose all my progress.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34897953]I can't find a good avatar.:suicide:[/QUOTE] What kind of things do you like? Just list a top five or something

[QUOTE=ILY;34898508]What kind of things do you like? Just list a top five or something[/QUOTE] This. I don't think it would matter that much right now though. You can't see updated avatars. :/ Loud music, hnnng. Feels good from time to time.

when steam crashes constantly when I'm talking to multiple people

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34898591] You can't see updated avatars. :/ [/QUOTE] That's why you clear your cache everytime you update your avatar.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34898620]That's why you clear your cache everytime you update your avatar.[/QUOTE] Thing is, it doesn't work. I already clear my cache 10+ times each day and on browser shutdown. Also, subscribed to some security mailing lists. SO MANY MAILS.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34898612]when steam crashes constantly when I'm talking to multiple people[/QUOTE] poor me. And the tf2 items i wanted to give you :v:

My family being the biggest fucking republican supporters they can be [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/One%20Stop%20Shop/fasfg.png[/img]

You're friendzoned. Time to relate to Forever Alone

I mean, give Obama some credit. You may not like him or his ideas, but give him some respect. [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] When I get automerged.

How whenever a discussion turns to teenagers it immediately becomes a circlejerk for teenagers so they can talk about how great and ~~~~~~~~~mature~~~~~~~~~ they are in comparison to the rest of the teenagers

[QUOTE=ILY;34898508]What kind of things do you like? Just list a top five or something[/QUOTE] Half Life Movies Games Batman Minecraft

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34898963]How whenever a discussion turns to teenagers it immediately becomes a circlejerk for teenagers so they can talk about how great and ~~~~~~~~~mature~~~~~~~~~ they are in comparison to the rest of the teenagers[/QUOTE] basically everyone who thinks they're more mature than they actually are "dude, you're 12, get out" "but I'm mature for a 12 year old!!!1"

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34898966]Half Life Movies Games Batman Minecraft[/QUOTE] Pixelated half life logo for that minecraft feel [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/pixelife.png[/IMG] It's simple, we outline the batman [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/bat.png[/IMG]

ILY, you are good at editing, but could you get rid of the black lines around it?

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34899270]ILY, you are good at editing, but could you get rid of the black lines around it?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/pixelife1.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ILY;34899216]Pixelated half life logo for that minecraft feel [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/pixelife.png[/IMG] It's simple, we outline the batman [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/bat.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] use this [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-ussr.gif[/img]