Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

fucking inconvenient boners this is not helpful when I'm in public either because I wear panties, so it's stretching out my underwear and I can't pull my underwear down and flblblbl

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34917435]well my fucking grandpa died today. What makes me real sad is that we were going to see the Miami Marlins play at their new ballpark, it was his wish before he died. And he died earlier, he just went to sleep last night, didn't wake up today. My mom was in tears this morning which was pretty depressing. I really miss him now... I want him back...[/QUOTE] Oh shit, I'm sorry bro. That's some of the worst shit you can go through. I've lost all of my grandparents and lost a brother, it really sucks.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34918545]fucking inconvenient boners[/QUOTE] Especially while in class.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34918560]Especially while in class.[/QUOTE] speaking of boners that suck I hate when I wear sweatpants and get a boner, you'd figure it'd be better, because more room for it to be free, it's not so chained down by regular pants (which fucking hurts) but they just make your boner look 20 feet long if you go commando (which I do a lot) and it sticks straight out like [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/FUCKWORLD.png[/t] and no, this will not help you get ladies trust me

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34918560]Especially while in class.[/QUOTE] 3 minutes until the bell? BONER.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34918612]speaking of boners that suck I hate when I wear sweatpants and get a boner, you'd figure it'd be better, because more room for it to be free, it's not so chained down by regular pants (which fucking hurts) but they just make your boner look 20 feet long if you go commando (which I do a lot) and it sticks straight out like [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/FUCKWORLD.png[/t] and no, this will not help you get ladies trust me[/QUOTE] I hate when it hits the skin, its awkward and softens back down again.

Why is it that whenever I'm actually enjoying a game...it crashes?

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34918631]3 minutes until the bell? BONER.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/252363.png?garryis=awesome[/img] [sp]wolf gang[/sp]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34918936]I always get a boner FIVE SECONDS before the bus arrives at the school in the morning.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry what. Do you get hard for big yellow things being used by pedophiles

[QUOTE=Cructo;34918799]If you want fappable content go to the Hot Girls thread.[/QUOTE] It made me mad when VNL randomly declared no more penetration in the hot gifs thread. Now all real life porn on fp is mostly solo, which gets boring for me pretty quickly.

Due to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=34873193&viewfull=1#post34873193]aforementioned computer position problems,[/url] I have to fap in the kitchen. Well, I fap with a blanket (I take the blanket and wrap it around...nevermind) and sometimes my parents get home before I thought they would so I end up in this fucking position while in my chair [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/shittits.png[/t] the dots are my blanket.

Honestly I wish Valve would mention fucking maintenance.

when I get fucking DISCONNECTED FROM STEAM FOR NO REASON

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34917435]well my fucking grandpa died today. What makes me real sad is that we were going to see the Miami Marlins play at their new ballpark, it was his wish before he died. And he died earlier, he just went to sleep last night, didn't wake up today. My mom was in tears this morning which was pretty depressing. I really miss him now... I want him back...[/QUOTE] ah mate i know that feeling... i'm so sorry for your loss.

I just found out why my exfriend who removed me a while ago removed another one of his friends that was very intelligent and peaceful that wasn't involved in the whole issue and didn't removed the friend that said "[Exfriend] you're a overreacting dumbass givin the situation". Well my friend sent 2 image links to [exfriend], both of them were ragdoll poses made in gmod that involved anti-pony poses. He told [exfriend] that I said my friend's pose looked like "Brutal Anal Rape" (and it fucking did). The other one was made by me because my friend said I couldn't do better because I kept insulting his pose. Well... it turns out that [exfriend] was actually a diehard brony... If my favourite show's main character was posed in a game with a knife in it's throat I wouldn't give a fuck. But it seems that we have offended thee. I wish I could post his pose by I still have mine if anyone was interested. Like, it's not THAT offensive. [url]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ccur9h.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34918976]Due to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=34873193&viewfull=1#post34873193]aforementioned computer position problems,[/url] I have to fap in the kitchen. Well, I fap with a blanket (I take the blanket and wrap it around...nevermind) and sometimes my parents get home before I thought they would so I end up in this fucking position while in my chair [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/shittits.png[/t] the dots are my blanket.[/QUOTE] I use tissues and washcloths and I hate having to re-use tissues when there's no clean ones left. 50% of them become hard as a rock if any jizz gets on them. First world problems, man.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34918976]Due to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=34873193&viewfull=1#post34873193]aforementioned computer position problems,[/url] I have to fap in the kitchen. Well, I fap with a blanket (I take the blanket and wrap it around...nevermind) and sometimes my parents get home before I thought they would so I end up in this fucking position while in my chair [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/shittits.png[/t] the dots are my blanket.[/QUOTE] at least you can get privacy... sort of my family are CONSTANTLY going into my room WITHOUT KNOCKING i'm too paranoid to fap most of the time because 1. they will find out that i'm bi, that isnt so much of a bad thing for my mum and/or my sister to know but my grandparents are very strict christians and i'm very close to them and i don't want it to be awkward whenever i talk to them and 2. THEY WILL FUCKING SEE ME WANKING anyways so i only get to do it like once a week usually even less at 3 am in the morning which is.. bad because it messes up my sleeping schedule even more

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34919149]I just found out why my exfriend who removed me a while ago removed another one of his friends that was very intelligent and peaceful that wasn't involved in the whole issue and didn't removed the friend that said "[Exfriend] you're a overreacting dumbass givin the situation". Well my friend sent 2 image links to [exfriend], both of them were ragdoll poses made in gmod that involved anti-pony poses. He told [exfriend] that I said my friend's pose looked like "Brutal Anal Rape" (and it fucking did). The other one was made by me because my friend said I couldn't do better because I kept insulting his pose. Well... it turns out that [exfriend] was actually a diehard brony... If my favourite show's main character was posed in a game with a knife in it's throat I wouldn't give a fuck. But it seems that we have offended thee. I wish I could post his pose by I still have mine if anyone was interested. Like, it's not THAT offensive. [url]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ccur9h.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] The pony 3d models are fucking ugly, and your friend is a whiny bitch.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34919149]I just found out why my exfriend who removed me a while ago removed another one of his friends that was very intelligent and peaceful that wasn't involved in the whole issue and didn't removed the friend that said "[Exfriend] you're a overreacting dumbass givin the situation". Well my friend sent 2 image links to [exfriend], both of them were ragdoll poses made in gmod that involved anti-pony poses. He told [exfriend] that I said my friend's pose looked like "Brutal Anal Rape" (and it fucking did). The other one was made by me because my friend said I couldn't do better because I kept insulting his pose. Well... it turns out that [exfriend] was actually a diehard brony... If my favourite show's main character was posed in a game with a knife in it's throat I wouldn't give a fuck. But it seems that we have offended thee. I wish I could post his pose by I still have mine if anyone was interested. Like, it's not THAT offensive. [url]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ccur9h.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] "OH NO SOMEONE MADE A SCREENSHOT IN GMOD OF SOMEONE CUTTING OPEN A CHARACTER IN A TV SHOW I'M SO OFFENDED BY THE INTERNET I'M GOING TO CURL UP IN A FETAL POSITION ON MY BED FOR 5 HOURS NOW BECAUSE OF HOW AWFUL THIS WAS"

[QUOTE=i dunno;34919189]at least you can get privacy... sort of my family are CONSTANTLY going into my room WITHOUT KNOCKING i'm too paranoid to fap most of the time because 1. they will find out that i'm bi, that isnt so much of a bad thing for my mum and/or my sister to know but my grandparents are very strict christians and i'm very close to them and i don't want it to be awkward whenever i talk to them and 2. THEY WILL FUCKING SEE ME WANKING anyways so i only get to do it like once a week usually even less at 3 am in the morning which is.. bad because it messes up my sleeping schedule even more[/QUOTE] you don't get much privacy when you're fapping in the kitchen which is viewable from every single room that people hang out in

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34918998]Honestly I wish Valve would mention fucking maintenance.[/QUOTE] But they do mention maintenance. If you follow SPUF. You know, something that maybe 10% of Steam users at most do. [editline]28th February 2012[/editline] Although even then they're unreliable and often don't mention it until the last minute or even AFTERWARDS...

So when I went over to a friends house on saturday/sunday my stomach was fucked up from greasy Virginia food. My stomach sounded like this: [video=youtube;shoXYy4b32k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoXYy4b32k[/video]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34919282]you don't get much privacy when you're fapping in the kitchen which is viewable from every single room that people hang out in[/QUOTE] when i was 12 i was literally MILLISECONDS from being caught because like an idiot i was fapping completely naked in my chair then i hear a knock at my door i switch my monitor off then jump into my bed and in mid air i bash my head into a bed pole thing then somehow i manage to get under a blanked and pretend to be asleep. i'm a fucking ninja. oh yeah i had a laptop so to switch my monitor off i had to press this stupid fucking combination on my keyboard i had the laptop on my desk for some reason too

How everyone I used to talk to isn't in my school this year, but the people I hate are

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34918998]Honestly I wish Valve would mention fucking maintenance.[/QUOTE] Maintenance?

When people purposely try to piss me off. Shit talkers People who can't keep to themselves People who think there cool shit. When hammer messes up When I have to help my dad with HIS homework My school My home state which i'm still trapped in ;-; People on Youtube who don't know when to stop Burned school food When my heater stops when its cold When I run out of MNT dew Uhhh When people post pointless Facebook statuses That is all EDIT: And when Steams servers go messy uppy

[QUOTE=Other650;34919455]When people purposely try to piss me off. Shit talkers People who can't keep to themselves People who think there cool shit. When hammer messes up When I have to help my dad with HIS homework My school My home state which i'm still trapped in ;-; People on Youtube who don't know when to stop Burned school food When my heater stops when its cold When I run out of MNT dew Uhhh When people post pointless Facebook statuses That is all EDIT: And when Steams servers go messy uppy[/QUOTE] What is your home state?

I bought Gold Member today moreso because I had the money and I didn't see a reason not to besides people looking at me like I didn't earn it "the right way" (which I assume is by having enough posts), but they're probably not the people I'd care to impress or be around in the first place. Anyway, I went into the Gold Members forum and the first thing I saw was goatse. I'm usually good at avoiding all of those shock sites/shock images, but I didn't expect it at all this time. And I guess I have a good reaction time for that kind of stuff because it closed a tenth of a second after I saw it, but it was the only amount of time I needed to completely digest what I just saw and regret it. So... I'm not going to hang around those parts.

[QUOTE=wauterboi;34919742]I bought Gold Member today moreso because I had the money and I didn't see a reason not to besides people looking at me like I didn't earn it "the right way" (which I assume is by having enough posts), but they're probably not the people I'd care to impress or be around in the first place. Anyway, I went into the Gold Members forum and the first thing I saw was goatse. I'm usually good at avoiding all of those shock sites/shock images, but I didn't expect it at all this time. And I guess I have a good reaction time for that kind of stuff because it closed a tenth of a second after I saw it, but it was the only amount of time I needed to completely digest what I just saw and regret it. So... I'm not going to hang around those parts.[/QUOTE] goatse isn't that shocking to me tbh. It just looks weird.

When I get rated dumb for posting my [B]opinion[/B].