Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34920598]America Online. I don't know who uses it anymore. I just have one because I had it when I was a little kid. I don't even use it for anything.[/QUOTE] Bytecry :v:

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34922017]How driving in a vidya game is probably much harder in real life[/QUOTE] Driving in GTA IV actually feels pretty realistic when you start losing traction and shit. Only game I've played where the driving felt really decent and the vehicles did exactly what I expected. [editline]28th February 2012[/editline] I kinda wish it didn't have issues not cooperating with my computer...

Watching pimp my ride on speed. Commercials contain: -Prostate pills -Car/Bike commercials with bad music -Flo being an attention whore

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34922109]Watching pimp my ride on speed. Commercials contain: -Prostate pills -Car/Bike commercials with bad music -Flo being an attention whore[/QUOTE] i'd like to slot my stiffy in flow's coinpurse tbh

Freaking iPods and their inability to work well with Linux. Just spent the last few hours wrestling with a 5th generation iPod Nano. The solution? Perform a restore from iTunes first. Yeah... to get it to work on Linux, you must use Windows. Also, my girlfriend's sister is seriously psycho batshit, if the post a couple pages ago didn't tip anyone off.

nerve disorders making me piss all the fucking time

[QUOTE=Neat!;34922210]i'd like to slot my stiffy in flow's coinpurse tbh[/QUOTE] She looks like the woman that would cut off your penis and store it in a jar for her molds for dildos in her secret dildo company.

Apparently, the girl that I went out with that supposedly never liked me is continuing the hatred of me for no apparent reason. And when I made one single joke to her on Facebook she wrote a long goddamn wall of text saying that I had no friends and how she is actually likable "unlike me." She is now dating one of my douchebag pervert friends, and now he is treating me like shit and calling me a queer just because I wanted to look out for him and asked him to watch what he says to her.

I want a pack of all the sound effects kitty0706 uses, like the baby crying sound, etc

[QUOTE=Lighting;34895130]Mom is making my cat suffer again. I want to slap her so bad.[/QUOTE] Call the police They'll help [editline]29th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=FreakySoup;34896025]How do you even get banned from 4chan[/QUOTE] Not all boards are /b/

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34919921]What's worse is when the interesting or insightful comments get shunned.[/QUOTE]But nothing brings me joy like finding a comment marked as spam, then learning that it says "dislikers are fags" or some other stupid comment.

My cat needs to fuck off once and awhile. I've been keeping the thing out of my room because it hops on my desk and drinks my water. He also likes to hop up and eat anying dairy related when I'm eating. Yesterday the dumb fuck jumped up on the fucking dinner table while we were eating dinner. My dad told me I should keep the damn thing away and actual punish the thing instead of pushing it off the table. Thank goodness I have ice tea cans that make cats shit themselves when thrown at a nearby wall.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34922421]She looks like the woman that would cut off your penis and store it in a jar for her molds for dildos in her secret dildo company.[/QUOTE] what if that turns me on

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34922109]Watching pimp my ride on speed. Commercials contain: -Prostate pills -Car/Bike commercials with bad music -Flo being an attention whore[/QUOTE] Only ads I get here seem to be randumb autotune ad's, this weird as fuck Cars.com ad, Geico. I don't mind Geico, the gecko is badass. [editline]29th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34922794]My cat needs to fuck off once and awhile. I've been keeping the thing out of my room because it hops on my desk and drinks my water. He also likes to hop up and eat anying dairy related when I'm eating. Yesterday the dumb fuck jumped up on the fucking dinner table while we were eating dinner. My dad told me I should keep the damn thing away and actual punish the thing instead of pushing it off the table. Thank goodness I have ice tea cans that make cats shit themselves when thrown at a nearby wall.[/QUOTE] I wish my cat was energetic like you. All she does is sit on her fatass looking at me with her kitten eyes begging for attention. [editline]29th February 2012[/editline] [video=youtube;PMxSZQZuBYc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxSZQZuBYc[/video] Seriously what the fuck is going on, somehow a head comes out of his back and starts singing about getting a car.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34918976]Due to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=34873193&viewfull=1#post34873193]aforementioned computer position problems,[/url] I have to fap in the kitchen. Well, I fap with a blanket (I take the blanket and wrap it around...nevermind) and sometimes my parents get home before I thought they would so I end up in this fucking position while in my chair [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/shittits.png[/t] the dots are my blanket.[/QUOTE] I don't see why its so difficult to fap these days, is it really that unacceptable thing that you can never talk about or even let your parents know. Why does it have to be like this, I'm pretty sure you HAVE to fap every now and again. Is it really so hard to put a sign on your bedroom door with "WANKING IN PROGRESS, GO AWAY" Yes it is its very difficult. Also how does the process of getting caught go. I have to imagine its one of the most awkward situations that anybody can ever go through, It really doesn't have to be awkward though. Fapping needs to stop being so forbidden.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34922954][video=youtube;PMxSZQZuBYc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxSZQZuBYc[/video] Seriously what the fuck is going on, somehow a head comes out of his back and starts singing about getting a car.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://mensinblack.wikia.com/wiki/Scrad_and_Charlie[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34922954] [video=youtube;PMxSZQZuBYc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxSZQZuBYc[/video] [/QUOTE] That's literally the only commercial I can stand in America. 'OoooooOooooOOOOooooooOooooOOOOOOoooOOOo'

[QUOTE=Sickle;34923930]That's literally the only commercial I can stand in America.[/QUOTE] Sorry to hear that.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34922534]Not all boards are /b/[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o&list=LLHgiJBdAYt3T8dIphiLoNUg&feature=mh_lolz[/media]

How I'm mashing CTRL F5 on everything you're supposed to use to fix it and my avatar still isn't changing. Ah well.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34924108]How I'm mashing CTRL F5 on everything you're supposed to use to fix it and my avatar still isn't changing. Ah well.[/QUOTE]Whoever made [URL="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/58144248/facepunchuncache.user.js"]this[/URL] to the rescue!

avatar cache seems to be broken as of recent. I've seen like 5 other people with the same problem within the last few days.

From start to finish it literally takes just over 10 fucking minutes to start this goddamn laptop. What the fuck is wrong with this thing, STUPID SHIT.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34924108]How I'm mashing CTRL F5 on everything you're supposed to use to fix it and my avatar still isn't changing. Ah well.[/QUOTE] UnCache script. Ninja'd.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34919791]When I get rated dumb for posting my [B]opinion[/B].[/QUOTE] ratings are opinions too you know

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34924167]Whoever made [URL="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/58144248/facepunchuncache.user.js"]this[/URL] to the rescue![/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I forgot about that completely. Thanks, it worked.

Instead of the laptop being a bit shitty the entire thing is broken AGAIN. and it needs to be sent off AGAIN. and formatted... AGAIN. FUCK YOU. I'm just gonna get Acer to replace it. Oh and to download everything I had before would run down my monthly GB limit and take 2 weeks solid of downloading. Fuck you too Australian internet.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34924261]Instead of the laptop being a bit shitty the entire thing is broken AGAIN. and it needs to be sent off AGAIN. and formatted... AGAIN. [/QUOTE] What are you doing to break it? Treating it like shit?

possible reasons why his laptop is shitty: 1.) bad parts 2.) bloatware 3.) "how do i computer?????" most likely one or two.

I should have expected it anyway, we got it for like 700 dollars in kuala lumpur. Good laptop but I guarantee it was like bootleg or some shit. And now I have to use a MAC. Fuck me, I hate these things.