Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[NateDude]

I don't actually go early, that's shit, so I browse on the crashing piece of shit that is the iPod.

But it sucks. I'm homeschooled, so I should be going to bed [I]later,[/I] considering we only ever wake up at 10:30.

[Joey Skylynx]

Fucking Aftershave.

For all the younger members on Facepunch... Puberty is a fucking pshyco-bitch which puts hair on your face. Eventually you'll have to shave, and when that occurs you will have this amazing miracle known as 'Aftershave'
In short... Bring a piece of wood to bite on if you get a cheap brand.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;34927158]Fucking Aftershave.

For all the younger members on Facepunch... Puberty is a fucking pshyco-bitch which puts hair on your face. Eventually you'll have to shave, and when that occurs you will have this amazing miracle known as 'Aftershave'
In short... Bring a piece of wood to bite on if you get a cheap brand.[/QUOTE]

I'm 16 and i do not have to shave a lot...

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34926731]I wouldn't say that, it's just not as good as it used to be.

I'm OK for going off topic for a little while, but it does this almost [I]constantly[/I] in the thread now.

I'll be the first to say that I think it's my fault. Or at least partially. The old STGYM threads were about just simply listing things that pissed you off. I didn't mind that, it was one of my favorite threads for a long time, but then people started repeating themselves often and started running out of things to say, so I added in a personal experience about my town.

One experience lead to another, and soon I would have over 1,600 collective posts in just STGYM threads.

I noticed that after I started adding in personal experiences, people slowly started to add their's as well, turning into more of a "Shit that gets you mad/annoyed/depressed and occasionally happy" kind of thread. That was when it was at it's best in my opinion. It was a mixed bag and it stayed interesting.

I keep coming back to this thread now and seeing more or less "Shit that gets you whatever" and it just doesn't feel the same way that it used to.

Maybe it's just me.[/QUOTE]

Nah, to me it just doesn't really feel interesting anymore. Maybe that's my general opinion of FP, but I find myself browsing a ton more sections than I used to.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34927581]Might be getting banned again. I didn't read an article in the news section closely enough...again.

[editline]29th February 2012[/editline]

I edited the post to something different, but I'm not sure if it will make a difference or not.[/QUOTE]

I would recommend you to snip that.

[i dunno]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;34927158]Fucking Aftershave.

For all the younger members on Facepunch... Puberty is a fucking pshyco-bitch which puts hair on your face. Eventually you'll have to shave, and when that occurs you will have this amazing miracle known as 'Aftershave'
In short... Bring a piece of wood to bite on if you get a cheap brand.[/QUOTE]
when i get a beard i'll either not shave it or i'll spend 300 bucks on a bottle of aftershave

ALSO, MOTHER
FUCKING
[B][I][U]RAINBOWS[/U][/I][/B]

[Lighting]

When my glasses get dirty and I try to clean them, but only end up getting dirtier.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Lighting;34927721]When my glasses get dirty and I try to clean them, but only end up getting dirtier.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I always wonder why this happens too.
[IMG]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_584/1298278978UPXIbT.jpg[/IMG]

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Lighting;34927721]When my glasses get dirty and I try to clean them, but only end up getting dirtier.[/QUOTE]
Use a soft cloth and that cleaning spray for glasses if you have it.

Also, I don't use aftershave.

[Lighting]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34928040]Use a soft cloth and that cleaning spray for glasses if you have it.

Also, I don't use aftershave.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I do this, but what pisses me off is when I'm away from home and don't have any of those.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Lighting;34928132]Yes, I do this, but what pisses me off is when I'm away from home and don't have any of those.[/QUOTE]

Use your clothes, that's what I did when I still used glasses.

[pr00ch]

Glasses are classy.

[Lighting]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34928194]Use your clothes, that's what I did when I still used glasses.[/QUOTE]

And that's how they end up dirtier in my case :v:

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34928518][img]http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/04/24/32209/tyler-perry-dreamgirls-new-york-movie-premiere-arrivals-0bZZhY.jpg?t=20110424082549[/img]

FUCK YOU YOU TALENTLESS PIECE OF SHIT.[/QUOTE]
[i]Ewwwwwwww[/I]
I dunno who this guy is but what is up with his face
he reminds me of Woll Smoth

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34928796]The man behind the Madea movies and the worst sitcom of all time.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRb1sHQGfZU[/media]

Seriously, it's six minutes long. Try to make it through without rage quitting.[/QUOTE]
Can't really watch the video right now, but I have no fucking idea what 'Madea' is.

[Rocko's]

gotta hate going to funerals and seeing random people there, who are these people and why do they like watching us cry over my dead grandfather?

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34928938]gotta hate going to funerals and seeing random people there, who are these people and why do they like watching us cry over my dead grandfather?[/QUOTE]

His war Comrades, perhaps?

[jiggu]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;34927158]Fucking Aftershave.

For all the younger members on Facepunch... Puberty is a fucking pshyco-bitch which puts hair on your face. Eventually you'll have to shave, and when that occurs you will have this amazing miracle known as 'Aftershave'
In short... Bring a piece of wood to bite on if you get a cheap brand.[/QUOTE]

Are you mixing your aftershave up for Nitric Acid? I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with my aftershave, sometimes it stings just barely but I just think it feels good.

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34928871]Can't really watch the video right now, but I have no fucking idea what 'Madea' is.[/QUOTE]

it's a character played by tyler perry, he/she/it is a grandma or something

[Rocko's]

[QUOTE=proch;34928967]His war Comrades, perhaps?[/QUOTE]

He was only in one war from what my memory goes at, and most of his comrades past away. Only 1 lives, but not in Florida.

[editline]29th February 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34928992]madea wall o text[/QUOTE]

He shits out a lot of unfunny comedies, my dad has a ton of them since he likes the Madea movies. I personally want to shred the dvds.

[zukriuchen]

these "boring" movie posters fit a lot of movies, such as that "eat pray love" one
if Indiana jones' poster was released today, it'd be consider an atrocity

and the only reason why that one looks cool and mysterious is because it's supposed to make you think that (guess what guess what) the movie is cool and mysterious

yes, some are pretty bad, but your points don't even make sense

[zukriuchen]

"no hotlinking plz"

[ROFLBURGER]

I was talking about another video project to my friend. I said I was going to do what is considered weeaboo and what isn't after I told him about my brony PSA.

I told him that a weeaboo is white person trying to be Japanese.
He asked if a brony was a black person trying to be white.

:|

[zukriuchen]

I'm just saying that you got horrible examples. Not every movie poster can be a badass, sci-fi pose with mystery all around it. For a family movie, for example, a picture of them sitting down is already ok.

I mean, if it was a picture of people sitting down on a poster for an action movie, then it'd be another story, but showing the posters for Sex and The City 2 and then comparing it to Prometheus and Indiana Jones isn't exactly a good argument.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;34929559]I need to get this off my chest...

Sometimes I hate who I am... I put all of my friends needs in front of my own, if one person had to stay behind on a sinking ship, I'd volunteer myself. And when my friends are down, I feel down.

Unfortunately, because of my priorities, I am Captain Friendzone... And I know how people like Dr Deeps will tell me to change, but I've tried multiple times before, but I couldn't stop feeling like a total douchebag. But lately, my 2nd last ex, who knows that getting over her even after 4 months will be one of the hardest things for me; is feeling down, and because she's feeling down, I feel worse...
I just really felt like getting this off my chest, sorry guys...[/QUOTE]
It's okay, facepunch are here for you to feel better.

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34929570]My Stepfather wearing sunglasses inside. At night.

I don't know why he does it, really. Makes him look like a douchebag.[/QUOTE]

His vision is augmented.

[sp]shitvision[/sp]

[overpain]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;34929621]Thanks...

It's just the thought of spending the rest of my teenage days, and possibly my life alone saddens me greatly.[/QUOTE]
No problem, remember, we will always be here .

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=overpain;34929693]No problem, remember, we will always be here .[/QUOTE]
Until Facepunch inevitably goes down one day.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34929736]Until Facepunch inevitably goes down one day.[/QUOTE]

It won't ever do that !

[zukriuchen]

The last time I started an argument with Youtube comments, it went like this:

[b]Me:[/b] she isnt even pretty, she looks 12

[b]Idiot:[/b] You must be gay. Or* blind. Or just plain retarded.

[b]Me:[/b] Or I have a different taste than you, sperg. Nerds see a girl who's sort of* pretty and they already go full White Knight mode on them, it's sad.

[b]Idiot:[/b] Lol nerd? Trust me buddy I have done more shit and got more shit than your parents put* togather. She is not just pretty but has been through alot and looks sweet you disrespectful fuckbag.

[b]Me:[/b] "Watch out, we've got a badass over here"
you say* my OPINION is wrong, then call me a disrespectful fuckbag
totally not a hypocrite

[b]Idiot:[/b] *Puts on shades* I am pretty badass.*

ALL OF MY RAGE