Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Snake7]

Today at my school and town there was...

A bomb threat written on the wall of the bathroom, the whole school had to wait outside in the cold for a half an hour.

Two fights.

At another school in the district a girl posted racist stuff on twitter for black history month, and got death threats from some black kids, so that whole school had to go into lockdown.

And there was just an amber alert on T.V about about an abducted kid.

[robotman5]

Getting called a retard on a video game, when you did nothing wrong.

[PGunnii]

when your let's play gets ignored :v:

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34952314]It's so nice to have you guys. You actually give a shit about me.[/QUOTE]

I give all my shits to you, man. :]

[sp]don't think of this the disturbing way[/sp]

[Mr. Face]

Can't wait for tomorrow's game.

After yesterday I'm confident that we can finish this series off in the next two games.

Tomorrow's game is pivotal, most series' are won and lost in the fifth game.

[Nach0s!]

[video=youtube;Ub1vmLCvspE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1vmLCvspE[/video]
Fucking unbearable.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Nach0s!;34953048][video=youtube;Ub1vmLCvspE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1vmLCvspE[/video]
Fucking unbearable.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck did I just look at through my face sockets

[BlankSlate]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;34952913]when your let's play gets ignored :v:[/QUOTE]

I watched, it was good.

[Crash15]

>friend wont answer steam chat
>close steam chat
>play game
>join server
>halfway done loading
>friend answers
"HURP DURP WAHTCHU WANT NIGGA"
>loading fucking freezes

makes me want to strangle people

[smithy69]

I'm a local celebrity now. I was the one that finally stood up to him. Me. The wimpy little nerd that can hardly fight his way out of a paper bag. I can safely say my self-confidence has increased significantly now.

[ROFLBURGER]

I just saw what looked to be a girl "playing" (shoving against ass, ect) with a pringles can somewhere on the internet.
Turns out it was just a trap.

Why must you deceive me into taking my penis out for this shit.

[Alice]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34953203]>friend wont answer steam chat
>close steam chat
>play game
>join server
>halfway done loading
>friend answers
"HURP DURP WAHTCHU WANT NIGGA"
>loading fucking freezes

makes me want to strangle people[/QUOTE]
Try messaging someone who's online and in a game for 6 hours only for them to get pissed at you when they finally respond because you "spammed them with messages".

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34953211]Try messaging someone who's online and in a game for 6 hours only for them to get pissed at you when they finally respond because you "spammed them with messages".[/QUOTE]

ohmygod, if my friend wants me to join his server, he'll spam me like this

jjj
joi
joij
ojin
ojijoj
nojijon
jojijn
join
joinj
jin
jon
injo
x 100

[BlankSlate]

I have school tomorrow.

[Sashaisme]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34953274]ohmygod, if my friend wants me to join his server, he'll spam me like this

jjj
joi
joij
ojin
ojijoj
nojijon
jojijn
join
joinj
jin
jon
injo
x 100

[/QUOTE]

huh. That reminds me of my token annoying Steam friend.

He left a comment on my profile here. Since he was sending me messages at the time, I took the time to go "NONONONONONONONO" in the chat.

[NateDude]

When TheFilmSlacker won't accept my friend request >:C

[BlankSlate]

100 posts...

[Mr. Face]

I have to get up at four in the morning.

Goddamn it, why didn't I remember that until just now.

[kaine123]

[QUOTE=NateDude;34953898]When TheFilmSlacker won't accept my friend request >:C[/QUOTE]

Yeah Filmslacker why won't you accept my request you bitch.

[editline]1st March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34954084]100 posts...[/QUOTE]

4,775 posts.

[Saza]

[QUOTE=kaine123;34954289]
4,775 posts.[/QUOTE]

amateur.

I am about 20 posts from 13,000.

[Alice]

[QUOTE=Saza;34954314]amateur.

I am about 20 posts from 13,000.[/QUOTE]
You're all a bunch of lazy bums. I'm not even trying.

[Mister Sandman]

okay okay we get it you're all very proud of the length of your e-penis can we get back on topic

[HorizoN]

How bout everyone shut the fuck up about post count because what matters is the quality.

[Mister Sandman]

You know what sucks about being in a guy's body?
Nobody wants a fucking hug.

If their your friendgirl or you're a girl, everyone's all for hugs. Male + male hugging? [B][I]Heeeellll naw.[/I][/B]

fuck me for wanting to show affection

[Alice]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34954486]okay okay we get it you're all very proud of the length of your e-penis can we get back on topic[/QUOTE]
You're just jealous.

[Neat!]

snape

[343N]

when my brother bes a fucking gigantic douche.
I come home, have a shower, I notice my 360's controller is gone. I can't find it, I ask my brother "where is it" and he says "where is what" "the controller" "oh yeah" and then doesn't say anything, I tell him he's a douche and then he hits me for swearing, I tell my mom that he hid my controller somewhere and my brother comes behind me and flicks me in the neck and shit and then I tell him to fuck off and I GET INTROUBLE FOR SWEARING, when HE HID MY CONTROLLER AND JUST ANNOYED ME. I tell my mom "why do I get introuble for swearing when he's the one making me angry and gets away with it?" she says "go I need to take the clothes out", "see? You never answer me" "go now".
And then I'm grabbing some watermelon, he asks me "what are you eating" (hint: it's right fucking infront of me and he can clearly see it), I tell him to shutup 'cause I was angry, he slaps me in the head, then I go to my room, come back and ask him AGAIN, and he didn't answer so I called him a douche, he grabs his ball and starts throwing it at my head, I say "fuck off" and he throws it again, and my mom STILL doesnt care, it takes me the third/fourth time to say it for my mom to help and get my brother to show me where it is, and she says "tell me where the fucking controllers is so this little shit can stop whinging"
really?
I'm being called a little shit for whinging when my brother is being a fucking asshole and I'm getting introuble for swearing when he's getting away with it?
I might sound like a idiot at times but this always happens and I NEVER get my say and get to tell my mom what actually happens because she doesnt care
if I hit my brother back my mom hits me, and if my dads around he RAGES at me and starts hitting me for hitting my brother even though he hit me in the first place, he hits me back and no one cares.
fuck my brother

[Neat!]

get friendzoned then have to talk about my dead love interest

brb kil self

[editline]1st March 2012[/editline]

crying for real right now

[Elecbullet]

Bitch makes me do her homework and whines if I "use big words" because it has to be believable.

[343N]

ps: he's 16 I'm 13