Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

You go to a school full of rapists. This school doesn't happen to be a public school does it?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34958363]You go to a school full of rapists. This school doesn't happen to be a public school does it?[/QUOTE] It is a public school.

Yeah public schools are pretty shitty nowadays, there is such a shithole school near me its unbelievable. I'm pretty sure there are fights every day in that hellhole, I guarantee most of the kids are wannabee gangstas and little white kids trying to be wannabee gangstas. Whenever I meet them they are always white trash tough guys who think they are top shit. ''420 SM0KE W3ED ERRY DAY, COM NEER ME CUNT AND IL SMASH YU" Its like going to the zoo and seeing the chimps fling shit at each other.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34958497]Yeah public schools are pretty shitty nowadays, there is such a shithole school near me its unbelievable. I'm pretty sure there are fights every day in that hellhole, I guarantee most of the kids are wannabee gangstas and little white kids trying to be wannabee gangstas. Whenever I meet them they are always white trash tough guys who think they are top shit. ''420 SM0KE W3ED ERRY DAY, COM NEER ME CUNT AND IL SMASH YU" Its like going to the zoo and seeing the chimps fling shit at each other.[/QUOTE] Hoho, you should've seen my school back in the day. Holy fuck, that was a ghetto. I am not kidding. Literally. Everyone, with maybe an exception of 1% was racist, intolerant, violent, drank, smoked, you name it. Seriously, fights were on daily order. It wasn't like wannabe gangster though, they were just really fucking stupid idiots who would end up in jail for assault in a matter of time.

Joining a server on css or hl2:dm and it downloads "quake" sounds when in actual fact they're from Unreal Tournament 99. Just fucking why?

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34958849]Joining a server on css or hl2:dm and it downloads "quake" sounds when in actual fact they're from Unreal Tournament 99. Just fucking why?[/QUOTE] I think that people who made the plugin might have thought it originated from Quake. I still call them UT sounds though.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34958849]Joining a server on css or hl2:dm and it downloads "quake" sounds when in actual fact they're from Unreal Tournament 99. Just fucking why?[/QUOTE] I hate when I'm playing and I hear some chick go "MONSTER KILL" like she's getting a huge sexual thrill off of the nerds playing counter strike

[QUOTE=Cructo;34958980]You can just disable the sounds[/QUOTE] Usually I don't realize the sounds are there until she's orgasmed loudly on my speakers

Its like when you join a gmod server and its just packed with useless sound effects that you spend ages downloading.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34958497]Yeah public schools are pretty shitty nowadays, there is such a shithole school near me its unbelievable. I'm pretty sure there are fights every day in that hellhole, I guarantee most of the kids are wannabee gangstas and little white kids trying to be wannabee gangstas. Whenever I meet them they are always white trash tough guys who think they are top shit. ''420 SM0KE W3ED ERRY DAY, COM NEER ME CUNT AND IL SMASH YU" Its like going to the zoo and seeing the chimps fling shit at each other.[/QUOTE] Aside from the fighting everyday and white gangster kids (their are a few, but most white kids here don't do that shit) part, you pretty much just summarized my school.

[B]90% CHANCE OF A TORNADO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK[/B]

[QUOTE=NateDude;34959251][B]90% CHANCE OF A TORNADO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK[/B][/QUOTE] Dude, get the fuck out of there now, before it's too late.

[QUOTE=NateDude;34959251][B]90% CHANCE OF A TORNADO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK[/B][/QUOTE] try not to get caught in the suck zone

[QUOTE=tier56;34959254]Dude, get the fuck out of their now, before it's too late.[/QUOTE] That's the plan We're probably going to go to our grandmothers and get in the basement. FuckThisSHIT

[QUOTE=NateDude;34959251][B]90% CHANCE OF A TORNADO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK[/B][/QUOTE] Fun

[QUOTE=NateDude;34959251][B]90% CHANCE OF A TORNADO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK[/B][/QUOTE] invite LMFAO to your house

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34959435]invite LMFAO to your house[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8&context=C31aa09aADOEgsToPDskLKyHKxgn2lm6iy7co-Xyp_[/media] ? [sp] I kinda like lmfao [/sp]

I neglected playing Gmod for a while and now I have to upgrade ALL my SVNs to 1.7. One at a time. God dammit. [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] Oh, and now the guy who's server I was going to join stopped playing.

When it's dead quiet and my stomach decides it's the best time to make sounds alike to an agonizing hippo.

I fucking hate how people start shit over the littlest thing. Today I accidently knocked into this guy in the canteen and made him drop his plate with all his food. Being the chav that he is, he called me out to a fight after school. I don't even know what he was trying to prove, I just knocked over his plate by accident. At the end of school, the bell rang and a whole crowd of people approached me asking if we were going to fight. I just laughed it off and continued walking home because I can't get into anymore fights, I already go to counselling for aggressive behavior. This kid actually takes the time to follow me about 10 minutes into the park that I walk through to get home with a huge fucking crowd behind him, and he's 40 year old uncle(I really don't know why'd you bring your uncle to a fucking schoolboy fight, I guess to show off?). I see him approaching me and I just wait there. He walks down the bank with his girlfriend thinking he's going into the MMA cage. When he's down the bank and we're standing there, he takes off his blazer and starts bouncing around like a boxer would do in the ring. I have a huge ass grin on my face and just wait for him to get close to me. He walks close to me and I'm waiting for him to start swinging. Instead of swinging, he squares up to me and is shouting "Hit me!", and before he says it a second time I crack him on the nose. He goes flying back covering his face still thinking he's doing some kind of professional MMA tournament. I get him in a headlock and around 30 seconds while I'm kneeing him and have him in a headlock he's shouting "I can't breath! I can't breath", I simply say "You're not supposed to breath you dopey cunt". I get him on the ground and I'm just pounding away into the front of his face and he's fucking 40 year old uncle runs in and grabs me off him while he's girlfriend is crying like a bitch. I fucking hate people.

I know that has been said before but I really hate how YouTube informs me about how much of the video is buffered. So I'm watching 'THE RAKE', looks like my video is quite well buffered for me to continue, and then it decides to buffer on 14:30 while it shows it has buffered to 16:38, that's a huge gap. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jBULY.jpg[/IMG] I can stand smaller amount of something like this, about a 15 seconds gap, but I don't understand how is this even supposed to work.

not having anything to eat

[QUOTE=:v:;34960700]I fucking hate how people start shit over the littlest thing. Today I accidently knocked into this guy in the canteen and made him drop his plate with all his food. Being the chav that he is, he called me out to a fight after school. I don't even know what he was trying to prove, I just knocked over his plate by accident. At the end of school, the bell rang and a whole crowd of people approached me asking if we were going to fight. I just laughed it off and continued walking home because I can't get into anymore fights, I already go to counselling for aggressive behavior. This kid actually takes the time to follow me about 10 minutes into the park that I walk through to get home with a huge fucking crowd behind him, and he's 40 year old uncle(I really don't know why'd you bring your uncle to a fucking schoolboy fight, I guess to show off?). I see him approaching me and I just wait there. He walks down the bank with his girlfriend thinking he's going into the MMA cage. When he's down the bank and we're standing there, he takes off his blazer and starts bouncing around like a boxer would do in the ring. I have a huge ass grin on my face and just wait for him to get close to me. He walks close to me and I'm waiting for him to start swinging. Instead of swinging, he squares up to me and is shouting "Hit me!", and before he says it a second time I crack him on the nose. He goes flying back covering his face still thinking he's doing some kind of professional MMA tournament. I get him in a headlock and around 30 seconds while I'm kneeing him and have him in a headlock he's shouting "I can't breath! I can't breath", I simply say "You're not supposed to breath you dopey cunt". I get him on the ground and I'm just pounding away into the front of his face and he's fucking 40 year old uncle runs in and grabs me off him while he's girlfriend is crying like a bitch. I fucking hate people.[/QUOTE] You still could have walked away. He hadn't hit you once.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34954525]You know what sucks about being in a guy's body? Nobody wants a fucking hug. If their your friendgirl or you're a girl, everyone's all for hugs. Male + male hugging? [B][I]Heeeellll naw.[/I][/B] fuck me for wanting to show affection[/QUOTE] Have you ever heard of a handshake or a Brohug. Why are you showing affection

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34961325]Have you ever heard of a handshake or a Brohug. Why are you showing affection[/QUOTE] Or even brofist.

I can't use my computer for thirty minutes before it starts slowing down and freezing.

being ignored Also, I got over/pushed away my feelings for that girl. Still a bit iffy with the dead one though.

I'm now in love with Deadmau5, thanks, whoever recommended it

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;34961501]I'm now in love with Deadmau5, thanks, whoever recommended it[/QUOTE] I'm too.

I hate stoners not people who smoke weed (I'm one of them), but people who feel the need to tell everyone that they do it. there's this group of people on my school, that writes stuff like "legalize!!" in papers and then takes pictures with them, or tell everyone how high they got the day before, and how they know a lot about smoking one of them even told me once "I didn't have light so I just ate the weed! HAHA" and I'm like dude no dude