Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34966965]blankslate did it I'M INNOCENT[/QUOTE] Pah! Nobody's innocent in this war, IT HAS DEPRIVED ALL PEOPLE OF INNOCENCE.

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Just heard my dad let out a fart while sitting on the floor. Ew.

People using every thread as a chat

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MORRISTOWN TENNESSEE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES. ANDERSOUN COUNTY. CAMBELL COUNTY. SEVEIR COUNTY. KNOX COUNTY. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT IN A THUNDERSTORM SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] FUkcing noaa weather radio its like this every 5 minutes

I'm less depressed than I was a few months ago, but it's starting to act up again.. Lots of shit are adding to it. My friend is adding stress to it, he flipped shit on me today and I felt like just hiding away from everybody and never coming out,

[QUOTE=ILY;34967124]People using every thread as a chat[/QUOTE] It may as well be in Chat Threads.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34967176]THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MORRISTOWN TENNESSEE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES. ANDERSOUN COUNTY. CAMBELL COUNTY. SEVEIR COUNTY. KNOX COUNTY. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT IN A THUNDERSTORM SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] FUkcing noaa weather radio its like this every 5 minutes[/QUOTE] I hear the same thing here in murfreesboro, thankfully the storm seems to have stopped for the most part

My state entirely.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34966977]Here is an excellent map to demonstrate: [IMG]http://alphadesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/world-according-to-the-united-states-of-america.jpg[/IMG] [sp]This is sarcasm for those who take this seriously.[/sp][/QUOTE] how is brazil liberal and communist, or anything close to that (yes I know it's sarcasm)

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;34967259]how is brazil liberal and communist, or anything close to that (yes I know it's sarcasm)[/QUOTE] The same reason Antarctica is aliens and Alaska is hockey moms.

well, I can see why the stereotyped american could see that, but I didn't understand the one about brazil

Anorexia.

It's funny because that's a true description of what the people of the Shenandoah Valley seem to think. I feel sorry for my aunt and uncle. Anyway, I hate when people remind me of something really fucking terrible that has happened in my past by accident.

I told a guy that just because he liked something from the past doesn't make the newer one bad. He now hates me. I started using larger words as I have done for the stretch of my life (I like words) and I got laughed at by every brain dead fuck in the room. It's fun to hear a group of girls who most likely have a collective I.Q of 70 laugh because you are using larger words and trying to describe to a friend something completely unrelated to them.

When you are underweight, everyone thinks its just Parkouring around and running 80 miles per hour, when it is really just my mom yelling at me to eat more fucking food.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34967423]When you are underweight, everyone thinks its just Parkouring around and running 80 miles per hour, when it is really just my mom yelling at me to eat more fucking food.[/QUOTE] Does she make bad food or something?

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34967423]When you are underweight, everyone thinks its just Parkouring around and running 80 miles per hour, when it is really just my mom yelling at me to eat more fucking food.[/QUOTE] I eat almost nothing and pump iron and I'm still fat. Nature.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34966977]Here is an excellent map to demonstrate: [IMG]http://alphadesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/world-according-to-the-united-states-of-america.jpg[/IMG] [sp]This is sarcasm for those who take this seriously.[/sp][/QUOTE] Now, to be far, a here's what a lot of Europeans I know think of america: [img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7351/howeuropeansviewtheusa.png[/img] [sp]Sorry Europeans.[/sp]

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34967423]When you are underweight, everyone thinks its just Parkouring around and running 80 miles per hour, when it is really just my mom yelling at me to eat more fucking food.[/QUOTE] I don't know that feeling, I've never been underweight (or anything close to that) [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Snake7;34967482]Now, to be far, a here's what a lot of Europeans I know think of america: [img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7351/howeuropeansviewtheusa.png[/img] [sp]Sorry Europeans.[/sp][/QUOTE] this looks accurate

[QUOTE=ILY;34967443]Does she make bad food or something?[/QUOTE] No, I've just never really eaten that much. I drink more then I eat.

When I only get to present part of something due to the other partner's laziness. We had to do a skit on preventing falls. I wrote a script for it, and my partner (a girl who is notorious for sleeping in class and generally not really giving a fuck about anything) only read two lines from it. As in, she said the first part, I did what I was supposed to do (fell on the floor, quite ungracefully. Looked realistic apparently. Hurt like hell.) then she went back to her desk like we were done. It was only six lines long. The whole skit was only six lines long. Really irritating. On the upside, I finished the painting I had been working on in art class (the only reason I'm taking the class I mentioned above. They crammed Art I into a block with Teen Living. Ugh. I cannot wait for next year. Hopefully I won't get Art II split with another class. Hopefully.) And we will not be painting anymore. I'm actually quite glad about this too.

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;34967496]I don't know that feeling, I've never been underweight (or anything close to that) [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] this looks accurate[/QUOTE] Should have a New England segment. New England hates the New York region. Huge sports rivalries especially, Pats Giants, Red Sox Yanks, Bruins Rangers, and Celtics Knicks.

fucking medical leave is making me go insane

I hate when I'm watching a video and the person gets a steam message sound in the video background. It makes me think for a second that I've just been messaged.

[QUOTE=Snake7;34967482]Now, to be far, a here's what a lot of Europeans I know think of america: [img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7351/howeuropeansviewtheusa.png[/img] [sp]Sorry Europeans.[/sp][/QUOTE] Nevada isnt texas >:C [sub]i know its sarcasm but please make nevada not part of texas :c[/sub]

Massachusetts isn't New York. :v:

[QUOTE=Crash15;34967924]Nevada isnt texas >:C[/QUOTE] Florida should be labeled cuba

Fucking compilation albums. "Hey dad in your massive CD collection, do you have Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, his most famous studio album?" "No lol but here's a shitty Best Of compilation that throws the meaning away"

The 76ers are going to beat the Golden State Warriors. I hate the 76ers.