Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=smithy69;34535846]I think Facepunch should have a literacy forum. I mean, I love reading, and it'd be nice to talk to other avid readers, and I don't really want to sign up on any sites that are based solely on that, and /lit/ is almost as bad as /b/, so I guess I'm just going to have to talk to myself about books, unless Garry sees this and makes a literacy forum.[/QUOTE] Make a thread for it in the chat forums instead. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Crash15;34535959]apparently i am gay for crossing my legs WHEN SITTING IN A CHAIR :I [/QUOTE] Been doing it for a long time, nobody ever says a thing. People said it was gay a lot in my elementary school though, so I never did it there.

[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;34537801]Whats the story behind Mister Sandmans title?[/QUOTE] Basically, I try giving Red Scout some advice, he took it wrong, then turned transphobic and started telling me to accept being male (it had to do with my advice being taken wrong), so I told him to go fuck his self, and removed him from my steam friends. I complain about him in STGYM and prepare to forget he exists, then he buys me this as an insult, and follows me around rating me optimistic. He later apologized but from what I can tell [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160071]he's still a dumb cunt.[/url]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34540810]Make a thread for it in the chat forums instead.[/QUOTE] I never even thought of that. There probably is one already. I'll check.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34540256]Bored as shit. Only 11:05am but I can tell this is going to be some shit day. I'll watch Spirited Away, everyone jizzes when I hear about it and I have it on DVD[/QUOTE] I remember watching it when I was younger. Loved it.

People who require eye contact when THEY are talking to YOU. Just because my eyes are facing a different direction doesn't mean I'm not listening.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34540879]I never even thought of that. There probably is one already. I'll check.[/QUOTE] There was some sort of book thread on FP, but can't remember where it was.

when people are trying as hard as they can to strike up a debate on MLP, on either side

The books thread is here [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160701[/url] it's pretty active

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34540917]when people are trying as hard as they can to strike up a debate on MLP, on either side[/QUOTE] insert DEFCON ending reference here

[QUOTE=Constructor;34531624]Why do schools allow hot teachers >:C[/QUOTE] My 11th grade English teacher just got married last year, but she's flaunting her huge tits around like crazy. My friend said that in the Spring, she'll be wearing low-cut shirts almost every day.

[QUOTE=Raijin;34540890]People who require eye contact when THEY are talking to YOU. Just because my eyes are facing a different direction doesn't mean I'm not listening.[/QUOTE] I do it out of respect for the other person. But I get your point. I got to agree.

"I'm okay with gay people, I just don't want them to fuck me in the ass, and I've seen them kissing in public and it made me uncomfortable so I don't want them to do that and really they shouldn't be able to adopt because kids need a mom and bleh blah blebideblahbuddaboosh" hnnng you're being just as fucking bad as the homophobes oh and I hate this double standard where gays are faggots but lesbians are abSOLUTELY FUFCKING HOT SO WHATEVER THEY DO IS OKAYFffF

[QUOTE=Raijin;34540890]People who require eye contact when THEY are talking to YOU. Just because my eyes are facing a different direction doesn't mean I'm not listening.[/QUOTE] Teachers in a nutshell.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34541141]"I'm okay with gay people, I just don't want them to fuck me in the ass, and I've seen them kissing in public and it made me uncomfortable so I don't want them to do that and really they shouldn't be able to adopt because kids need a mom and bleh blah blebideblahbuddaboosh" hnnng you're being just as fucking bad as the homophobes oh and I hate this double standard where gays are faggots but lesbians are abSOLUTELY FUFCKING HOT SO WHATEVER THEY DO IS OKAYFffF[/QUOTE] I hate public displays of affection in general, myself. I don't care if it's a man and a woman, two men, or two women. I'm not fond of it. It's alright in moderation, of course, but often times you see it everywhere you go, and you just feel like saying "Get a room!"

Stream is cancelled due to technical difficulties Fucking procaster is so shitty, when I try to broadcast games it says I have one FPS, I cant stop broadcasting and the channel says I am offline, streaming video works fine though.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34541152]I hate public displays of affection in general, myself. I don't care if it's a man and a woman, two men, or two women. I'm not fond of it. It's alright in moderation, of course, but often times you see it everywhere you go, and you just feel like saying "Get a room!"[/QUOTE] I've no problem with anyone having a kiss in public, even it drags on a little bit and involves some tongue. However, if making out is the only reason you're there, [i]there are other places for you to be.[/i]

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;34541102]My 11th grade English teacher just got married last year, but she's flaunting her huge tits around like crazy. My friend said that in the Spring, she'll be wearing low-cut shirts almost every day.[/QUOTE] one teacher was doing stretching in her work clothes (we were doing a fitness test) and you could see her thong every time she bent over. she also sat down waring a skirt with her legs spread open with 2 minutes infront of a group of guys that gawp at her. Also a few years back she wore a loose shirt and no bra. she's also very hot.

so yesterday I saw a girl take out a pair of pants from her backpack and let the kid next to her smell them in the middle of class [i]how am I the weird one in the school[/i]

You guys are making me horny. :c

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34541407]You guys are making me horny. :c[/QUOTE] what how am I waht

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34541433]what how am I waht[/QUOTE] Thing I've seen. :v:

What the hell is going on in this thread. I mention ONE thing about a horse mask and the whole topic went to strangetown. >:c I'm still gonna get it....

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34541445]Thing I've seen. :v:[/QUOTE] explain

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34541407]You guys are making me horny. :c[/QUOTE] So there used to be this really hot PE teacher in school, everyone went crazy over her. She was teaching my class for a year. In my school for PE we rotate activities, so we did rugby football basket ball then... life saving. One guy nearly died when she went into the pool with her swimsuit but what's even better was that she was going to teach us mouth to mouth. She chose my friend to get up, both of them wet from the pool. She was ontop of him holding his mouth open while telling us what to do. Of course we weren't paying attention but were looking at my friends crotch for bulges. This asian kid that's in love with her couldn't stop talking about it for weeks. how's that for erotic?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34541450]explain[/QUOTE] Anime and something I'm not going to explain when I was younger several years back.

Oh my god, my slow ass capped internet buffered about 1 minute of a video in 360p, it was like a eyegasm. Being forced to watch Youtube in 240p because Australias internet sucks and has a monthly limit. EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR! Now don't piss in my cheerios by running around with your 2MB/s speed and 1080p buffers.

Hey, my internet is slow too!

my internet is faster. hooray for me.

aw man last night i did a few lines of MDMA in the club toilets with this girl, it was fuckin amazing until the comedown. We smoked like 8 joints to battle it, then we took some 5htp, and I started greening out and threw the 5htp back up got damn

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34541619]Oh my god, my slow ass capped internet buffered about 1 minute of a video in 360p, it was like a eyegasm. Being forced to watch Youtube in 240p because Australias internet sucks and has a monthly limit. EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR! Now don't piss in my cheerios by running around with your 2MB/s speed and 1080p buffers.[/QUOTE] When I live alone I'm going to prioritize Internet speed higher than parties. Not that I'll go to many parties anyway.