Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978501]Do you really think I actually literally get a huge boner every time I look at a bearded, dark haired man?[/QUOTE] Yes. Because you do. (I'm glad I'm guessing and don't actually know, if I did know I'd probably be a vegetable).

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34978613]Yes. Because you do. (I'm glad I'm guessing and don't actually know, if I did know I'd probably be a vegetable).[/QUOTE] Trust me, if I did, it'd be on [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/fetishes.txt]the list.[/url]

I played the demo of Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations today, and I actually enjoyed it, despite my disliking of the show. It doesn't really make me [i]mad,[/i] but it feels odd to enjoy something that came from something you don't like.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978710]Trust me, if I did, it'd be on [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/fetishes.txt]the list.[/url][/QUOTE] That's disturbing

I can't look at Mister Sandman the same now...

[QUOTE=ILY;34978733]That's disturbing[/QUOTE] Not really. Everyone has something odd they get off to. Oh, and people who are overly uncomfortable with sex get me mad.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978759]Not really. Everyone has something odd they get off to. Oh, and people who are overly uncomfortable with sex get me mad.[/QUOTE] But that is such a long list

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978759]Not really. [B]Everyone has something odd they get off to.[/B] Oh, and people who are overly uncomfortable with sex get me mad.[/QUOTE] Nope.

[QUOTE=ILY;34978767]But that is such a long list[/QUOTE] And? I'm a fan of sex. It's not a big deal.

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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978784]And? I'm a fan of sex. It's not a big deal.[/QUOTE] Imagine all of those things at once

[QUOTE=ILY;34978803]Imagine all of those things at once[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978828]I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible.[/QUOTE] What if it was an orgy of sorts

I apparently can't stay home because I can't find my phone, and my mom is acting like a guy will break in and murder me if I don't have my phone. So basically just because I quit looking for my phone, I apparently have to go to my grandma's house. Fuck this shit seriously. And she is also acting like I lost my phone forever and that she'll supposedly get me a "cheapo phone with pay to use" shit.

[QUOTE=ILY;34978834]What if it was an orgy of sorts[/QUOTE] Still wouldn't be physically possible unless it was a cartoon. (Which by the way is most of what I fap to, most of it doesn't apply to real life)

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34977801]FUCK THE FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] [img]http://images.wikia.com/callofduty/images/6/60/SPAS12.png[/img] terrible weapon[/QUOTE] My favorite gun in Half-Life 2.

I think sandman would want this [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] [img]http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-1004/Factoryporncd.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34978838]I apparently can't stay home because I can't find my phone, and my mom is acting like a guy will break in and murder me if I don't have my phone. So basically just because I quit looking for my phone, I apparently have to go to my grandma's house. Fuck this shit seriously. And she is also acting like I lost my phone forever and that she'll supposedly get me a "cheapo phone with pay to use" shit.[/QUOTE] How high is the rate of crime in your city?

[QUOTE=overpain;34978861]I think sandman would want this [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] [img]http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-1004/Factoryporncd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [quote]After approximately 100 straight hours of viewing pornography on SCP-1004, even the most 'normal' of viewers will display an interest in scatology play, [b]the torture and murder of living beings[/b], bestiality, [b]pedophilia[/b], and combinations of the previous. The deadening of reactivity to sexual gratification will encourage them to either [b]seek out such things in real life, or seek to mutilate themselves and their genitalia.[/b][/quote] I'll pass.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978887]I'll pass.[/QUOTE] You can always stop :v:

[QUOTE=Lighting;34978882]How high is the rate of crime in your city?[/QUOTE] There is pretty much no crime reported in my neighborhood, only the neighborhoods where the "cholos" and "gangstas" are is where the violence is I have shit I can use to defend myself from intruders, too, like a pistol, and my huge mac which can possibly crush skulls (even though i cannot pick it up :v:).

[QUOTE=overpain;34978907]You can always stop :v:[/QUOTE] I can stop whenever I want to is a great excuse to keep going until suddenly I can't.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978923]I can stop whenever I want to is a great excuse to keep going until suddenly I can't.[/QUOTE] But you want it , don't lie :v:

[QUOTE=overpain;34978957]But you want it , don't lie :v:[/QUOTE] Not really. I think I'd rather not become a serial killing child molester.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34978989]Not really. I think I'd rather not become a serial killing child molester.[/QUOTE] It's not like 100% you would become one.

[QUOTE=Crash15;34978908]There is pretty much no crime reported in my neighborhood, only the neighborhoods where the "cholos" and "gangstas" are is where the violence is I have shit I can use to defend myself from intruders, too, like a pistol, and my huge mac which can possibly crush skulls (even though i cannot pick it up :v:).[/QUOTE] Then tell her you're not a wimp and that there's slim to none chances of a robber in your house. She's just being overprotective.

can I, at least once, not come into this thread seeing what some of you guys jerk off to nothing wrong with saying "this guy/girl is hot", but there are some other things I'd rather not know

[QUOTE=overpain;34979058]It's not like 100% you would become one.[/QUOTE] No, but apparently there seems to be a pretty good chance of it. [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zukriuchen;34979090]can I, at least once, not come into this thread seeing what some of you guys jerk off to nothing wrong with saying "this guy/girl is hot", but there are some other things I'd rather not know[/QUOTE] If you didn't want to read my fetish list, you shouldn't have clicked the fucking link.

that's not what I'm talking about It's not the first time I've seen a page that's pretty much a discussion of someone's boner

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;34979172]that's not what I'm talking about It's not the first time I've seen a page that's pretty much a discussion of someone's boner[/QUOTE] This is FP. What someone gets off to gets dragged into just about every thread. Same thing happened in the D&D thread just yesterday. Except it's possible that that one was weirder with some of those things...