Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[343N]

welp
fuck me
but this is MODDED
come awn

[PivotDJ]

so im on garrysmod.org looking at shit and i see "tf2 sents"

scroll down to comments, guy says "does it require tf2?"

:v:

[Brochacho]

Minecraft is doing that thing where it refuses to connect to the internet.
I've reinstalled java and everything what the shit.

It thinks its always in offline mode.

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=PivotDJ;34986039]so im on garrysmod.org looking at shit and i see "tf2 sents"

scroll down to comments, guy says "does it require tf2?"

:v:[/QUOTE]

I've seen this shit with stuff that requires CS:S, there will always be that derp that always asks "Does it require X"

[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]

Anyone want to play some CS:S with me?

[Neat!]

Not having any good videogames, being bored, being lonely, feeling like shit all together. Also, having your dreams skullfucked and thrown in a ditch.

I'm probably not gonna be able to become a military weapons tech because of my eyes. MY FUCKING EYES. REALLY US MARINE CORPS? [I]REALLY?[/I]

[Crash15]

whats the name of that 3d animation program Adult Swim uses to make those crudely made fillers?

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34986531]whats the name of that 3d animation program Adult Swim uses to make those crudely made fillers?[/QUOTE]

pivot

[mn_chaos]

YouTube seems to have fucked up. The pages are loading, the videos are not playing.

[dmillerw]

My girlfriend's mother, and ants. They both deserve terrible things.

Oh, and hangnails.

[Mister Sandman]

Which game do I want to play?
One that I don't own, of course!

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34986670]Which game do I want to play?
One that I don't own, of course![/QUOTE]

wanna play counter strike or portal 2?

[Brochacho]

I tried to play SMB again but I forgot how much I actually suck and gave up after 2000 tries.
I'm in the hospital for christ sake, that's the second world.
:C

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=PivotDJ;34986039]so im on garrysmod.org looking at shit and i see "tf2 sents"

scroll down to comments, guy says "does it require tf2?"

:v:[/QUOTE]

What an idiot, it requires C:SS

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Crash15;34986681]wanna play counter strike or portal 2?[/QUOTE]
It's 2 am, so no. I'm about to head to bed.

Oh, that and I suck at Counter Strike. I only get mad at it because I keep fucking losing at the game. The only thing I don't suck at on there is gun game or whatever that's called, the thing where you shoot someone down and get a better gun. I kick serious ass at that. And TTT rustles my fucking jimmies because everyone on there is a gun happy motherfucker who will shoot you down at the mere notion that you might possibly perhaps could be the traitor.
Prison break is the dumbest game mode. It's just about making Counter Strike as mind numbingly boring as possible, and is only fun if you do something like this,
[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCiHs_lVCk[/media][/quote]
which gets you fucking banned.

[Brochacho]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34986743]It's 2 am, so no. I'm about to head to bed.

Oh, that and I suck at Counter Strike. I only get mad at it because I keep fucking losing at the game. The only thing I don't suck at on there is gun game or whatever that's called, the thing where you shoot someone down and get a better gun. I kick serious ass at that. And TTT rustles my fucking jimmies because everyone on there is a gun happy motherfucker who will shoot you down at the mere notion that you might possibly perhaps could be the traitor.
Prison break is the dumbest game mode. It's just about making Counter Strike as mind numbingly boring as possible, and is only fun if you do something like this,

which gets you fucking banned.[/QUOTE]

Jailbreak: Doing almost nothing in CSS while taking orders from a neckbeard over shitty mic quality.

In
a
nutshell.

[That Damn Cat]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34986742]What an idiot, it requires C:SS[/QUOTE]

Uh, no. Everyone knows that TF2 sents require Portal 2.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34986761]Jailbreak: Doing almost nothing in CSS while taking orders from a neckbeard over shitty mic quality.

In
a
nutshell.[/QUOTE]
don't forget they're also 10 years old

[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34986742]What an idiot, it requires C:SS[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34986782']Uh, no. Everyone knows that TF2 sents require Portal 2.[/QUOTE]

You guys are both being dumb jerks. His question was valid.

it requires a fleshlight

[anime poster]

What happened to you "leaving" fp mr sandman

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Daedulas;34986918]What happened to you "leaving" fp mr sandman[/QUOTE]

Left as long as I felt was needed to and then came back.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Cructo;34986948]Didn't you say you were leaving for 1 month though?[/QUOTE]

Eeyup. Was angry then, though. Realized later that that would be pointless and would have the same effect as a few days.

[anime poster]

Less than 2 weeks.

[Mr. Gency]

I'm lost in Minecraft.

I [I]hate[/I] getting lost in that game.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34983785]This tool is dating the girl I like

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12227769/ThisfuckingTOOOOOL.png[/img]

For fucks sake, look at his hair.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes i do the same with my hair, now i am tool too according to you?

Also that no one listens to java jazz festival. It's fricking awesome
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1167891?p=34978943&highlight=#post34978943[/url]

[megafat]

I know that i posted a thread about people saying stupid things, but i would like to post it here too.

A guy i know said something that i can sum up in a phrase. He said that "Even though things have similarities, they cannot be compared because they have differences". What are you going to compare if not for the different way they interpret the same/similar topic?

Conversations with the guy would go like this - Me: "Armageddon and Deep Imapact are both about a giant rock from space that is going to destroy Earth and people try to stop it" Him: "No, they're completely different!" Me: "How are they completely different?" Him: "One starts with a meteor shower and the other starts with kids looking into space" Me: "That doesn't stop them from being similar" Him: "But they start differently!" Me: *facepalm*

And then he get's pissed and says that the description of "giant rock from space that is going to destroy Earth and people try to stop it" is too vague of a description and says that i might as well say that they're both movies and that's how might as well compare all movies. I'm not going to get Armageddon confused with "Schindler's List" am i?

[Kuromu]

[QUOTE=Cructo;34986798]TTT is fun if you play on good servers.[/QUOTE]
RDMRDMRDMRDMRDM
KOS

[HorizoN]

you know, I'm sorry to come in and post like this but holy shit Amnesia is scaring the shit out of me

[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]

it is that scary. heard a lady scream and I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT FUCK!"

[overpain]

You know what gets me mad? When i create some song, and it doesn't get any resognition. Like this one.

[media]http://soundcloud.com/overpain/remix-nr-303-chill-stuff[/media]

If someone would listen to it, say what is wrong with it.

[Goodthief]

Today I spent 6 hours painting my room grey and orange to suit the half life theme and after I spent another hour in the shower washing the god damn paint off I went to stencil the black mesa logo above my bed. But somehow I completely fucked up the stencil so not all the edges of the logo are smooth. FUCK my wall is [I]ruined[/I]

[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]

it looks pretty rad from a distance if you squint your eyes to blur out the mistakes

[Kirbyfactor]

I can't be with the girl I like
(friendzoned)

[Brochacho]

I just convinced cleverbot to jump out of a plane at 50000 feet and when I told it to jump it was like 'no'
After that I acted as if the plane was going down and the clever bot was just all like hurr hurr.

This is the end part.
User: THE LEFT WING IS ON FIRE OH DEAR GOD.
Cleverbot: Right comes from the latin word rightous.
User: PLEASE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Hey I have a question for you.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: How would you explain the word Touche?
User: PLEASE CLEVERBOT! THE DOOR IS OPEN AND THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUMP OUT!
Cleverbot: What a deep thought.
User: MAYDAY MAYDAY.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: PILOT TRY AND PULL UP.
Cleverbot: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
User: FUCK! WE ARE DIVING.
Cleverbot: What is the key to happiness?
User: I CAN SEE THE GROUND! ITS APPROACHING SO QUICKLY!
Cleverbot: I would like it. How do you play it?
User: FUCK PULL UP PULL UP! MAYDAY!
Cleverbot: That sentence does not flow. There is a dangling clause at the end.
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
Cleverbot: What is the weight of an unladen swallow?
User: *the plane plummets to earth at 600MPH and explodes on impact*.
Cleverbot: *we don't have a tv*.
User: Shut the fuck up cleverbot.