Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I was just asked one of the most indecipherable questions I've ever read. I literally cannot properly comprehend the wording.

coconut water is officially the greatest thing on earth

3rd time I got raided in a server within the period of 28 days. Some homosexual was asking if anyone wanted to make a penis out of holograms for him and everyone ignored him. He said he would "Stroke your penis as a reward". I told him "Holy fuck nobody wants to, fuck off and go back to watching the Food Network" (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE FOOD NETWORK COMES TO MIND WHEN I THINK OF OFFENSIVE INSULTS, FOR FUCK SAKES I WATCH THE FOOD NETWORK) Next thing you know, 1 friend that was already on his server started making fun of my steam name and I spilled my coke and rushed to get fraps open. I alt-tabbed, started up fraps HL2.exe is not responding. FUCCCCCKKKKK YYOOOOOOOOOOU

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34995904]3rd time I got raided in a server within the period of 28 days. Some homosexual was asking if anyone wanted to make a penis out of holograms for him and everyone ignored him. He said he would "Stroke your penis as a reward". I told him "Holy fuck nobody wants to, fuck off and go back to watching the Food Network" (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE FOOD NETWORK COMES TO MIND WHEN I THINK OF OFFENSIVE INSULTS, FOR FUCK SAKES I WATCH THE FOOD NETWORK) Next thing you know, 1 friend that was already on his server started making fun of my steam name and I spilled my coke and rushed to get fraps open. I alt-tabbed, started up fraps HL2.exe is not responding. FUCCCCCKKKKK YYOOOOOOOOOOU[/QUOTE] That is why you play with -noborder on.

My computer chair always goes down when I sit on it now. Gonna need to get a new pump for it.

So stinky drew [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Folder%20number%201/189463_204580289557732_100000172877817_863161_4836235_n.jpg]me.[/url] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24489264/negroman.png[/img]

[IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/3/6309152365-orig.png[/IMG] arte

Paranoia. My brain delves on a small, harmless thing, and imagines a thousand ways it could affect me.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34995904] I alt-tabbed, started up fraps HL2.exe is not responding. FUCCCCCKKKKK YYOOOOOOOOOOU[/QUOTE] Why don't you have Fraps running all the time?

Damn you auto hot key.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;34996715]Damn you auto hot key.[/QUOTE] Cheaters never prosper Unless they don't have the shitty cheats like you do

[QUOTE=ILY;34996661][IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/3/6309152365-orig.png[/IMG] arte[/QUOTE] [URL=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/ART.png]ARTE[/URl]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34996703]Why don't you have Fraps running all the time?[/QUOTE] It lags, even though it's off. My Computer isn't the best computer.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34997050]what are you talking about[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.autohotkey.com/[/url] What else is that useful for?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34996634]So stinky drew [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Folder%20number%201/189463_204580289557732_100000172877817_863161_4836235_n.jpg]me.[/url] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24489264/negroman.png[/img][/QUOTE] I am the greatest.

I just wrote a song guys! [QUOTE]I know what they say about oil Sliding on my dick You know what they say about steamers Stanleying away (is that even a verb hahahahahaha?”) Is this the real life Is this just fantasy How do monkeys Fuck monkeys Corny corn is corny Says the man in black The man in green He is real mean And kicks him in the sack haha I wrote a limerick but the first line didn't rhyme amirite Well I trolled you In the ass on a Saturday night Hahahaha Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle lol (x2) Circlejerking can be fun Only if there is a gun I'm too high to give a shit That is all I have to say On this very smokey day I hope my lyrics are enjoyed I do not like boys![/QUOTE] Hehehe

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998087]I just wrote a song guys! Hehehe[/QUOTE] lemme get my microphone

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34998103]lemme get my microphone[/QUOTE] You recording it now? I'd like to hear it while the "inspiration" is still affecting me.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998131]You recording it now?[/QUOTE] unfortunately no because right now people are around whenever I can get some FUCKING PRIVACY I'll do it

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34998163]unfortunately no because right now people are around whenever I can get some FUCKING PRIVACY I'll do it[/QUOTE] Okay. Also, I just realized this video is looping. I've been watching it for a while now.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998182]Okay. Also, I just realized this video is looping. I've been watching it for a while now.[/QUOTE] oh that and I need a backing instrumental song to sing to I can't use the same beat wait what genre should it be

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34998227]oh that and I need a backing instrumental song to sing to I can't use the same beat wait what genre should it be[/QUOTE] Make it whatever genre you want. I'm too high to care. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("PUI" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998087]I just wrote a song guys! Hehehe[/QUOTE] oh god do I have to do a black metal version again

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34998410]Dude, snip that last part. You might get banned for it.[/QUOTE] It's not just that people PUI, it's that they shitPUI

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998087]I just wrote a song guys! Hehehe[/QUOTE] I dunno, it needed more of the essential verses on how your dick is like marmalade.

Well that depends on if he's high right now or if he wrote it when he was and posted it now.

[QUOTE=Stinky;34998474]Well that depends on if he's high right now or if he wrote it when he was and posted it now.[/QUOTE] Who writes out a post and saves it for later?

My week is going to be so fucking busy. My friend is opening up for Koan Sound and Gemini on Thursday night, so I'm going to be out until like 11:30 on a school night, then I have to speed home, jump into bed after moshing all night and sleep until 6 and then go to school... Then I have to go out to the movies with a few friends to see Project X. I swear to god I want my summer to be like that movie.

I hate it when someone makes a 1-2 minute long video. And their intro is literally like 50 seconds. We dont care about how much you like Kingdom Hearts or how cool your OCs are. Just show me the fucking video.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34998495]My week is going to be so fucking busy. My friend is opening up for Koan Sound and Gemini on Thursday night, so I'm going to be out until like 11:30 on a school night, then I have to speed home, jump into bed after moshing all night and sleep until 6 and then go to school... Then I have to go out to the movies with a few friends to see Project X. I swear to god I want my summer to be like that movie.[/QUOTE] KOAN Sound and Gemini? Sounds damn good.