Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35006353]I feel like Batman today [sp]I can't turn my head[/sp][/QUOTE] Oh thank god, I thought you meant your parents had died.

[QUOTE=ILY;35005602] What about times where you are actually wrong? Do you feel dumb after that?[/QUOTE] Well, I'd feel dumb, but I meant when I'm right without a doubt.

[QUOTE=ILY;35006109]It was a joke[/QUOTE] I don't get it

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35007766]I don't get it[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;34503119]I hate it when my parents push their religion on me and make me do religious classes. As if my [B]self esteem wasn't low enough[/B].:suicide:[/QUOTE] :downs:

[QUOTE=proch;35005559]It gets me mad when People on the Internet try to prove me wrong, while they don't know the slightest thing about the subject, while I am educated in it. Especially when the majority of people is wrong, and starts massively shitposting and flaming, while being it. This is really annoying.[/QUOTE] At the same time, it's really annoying to see when someone is clearly uneducated but trying to come off as a know-it-all superior. (Not referring to you proch.) However, as annoying as it is, I usually just "whatever" it because in the end there will be a ton of people unwilling to consider what you're saying, people looking to troll, and people that are legitimately dumb. The internet can be one of the worst places for arguments sometimes.

So my flatmate invited a friend of her for stays for a week at our place. Not a big deal really, she seemed like a neat girl. Anyway I was chilling in my room on the couch after work to play some Dark Souls on the 360. Anyway my flatmate asked something when the her friend also came in. She looked at me and said [i]"Do you even have a life? *laughing* What is this? I think that is WOW, right![/i] and walked away laughing. I just looked her and was completely speechless. [b]Massive Facepalm[/b]

When people assume things. It's perfectly natural, but when it's completely unjustifiable to do so, it pisses me off.

Cancer. Fucking cancer. Everybody keeps getting fucking cancer. Wanna know what I just found out? My cousin is officially terminally ill. There's nothing they can fucking do at this point. He was completely prepared to go off to college, and then suddenly cancer (specifically hodgkins lymphoma) decides to be a humongous piece of shit and try and kill him. He's had it for a year or so, and they got some test results back showing that there's nothing they can do for him at this point. God FUCKING dammit this isn't fair. He's only 22, this is bullshit. This is another reason why I will never believe in god. If god was so fucking good, why would he let a completely innocent 22 year old young man die of hodgkins lymphoma.

"lmao macs can only play facebook games"

I carpooled with a guy that wears exclusively MLP t-shirts and smells like he hasn't taken a shower in months. That was the worst experience in my life.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35010643]I carpooled with a guy that wears exclusively MLP t-shirts and smells like he hasn't taken a shower in months. That was the worst experience in my life.[/QUOTE] You're a nice person for doing it

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35010368]Cancer. Fucking cancer. Everybody keeps getting fucking cancer. Wanna know what I just found out? My cousin is officially terminally ill. There's nothing they can fucking do at this point. He was completely prepared to go off to college, and then suddenly cancer (specifically hodgkins lymphoma) decides to be a humongous piece of shit and try and kill him. He's had it for a year or so, and they got some test results back showing that there's nothing they can do for him at this point. God FUCKING dammit this isn't fair. He's only 22, this is bullshit. This is another reason why I will never believe in god. If god was so fucking good, why would he let a completely innocent 22 year old young man die of hodgkins lymphoma.[/QUOTE] Isn't cancer getting common these days? I mean, shouldn't we all expect to get cancer at some point in our lives? I am expecting to get cancer, I have a hunch it might be family related, but other than that it's also because I keep hearing people getting cancer all the time. Better be prepared for it, than to get a huge shock when you get it.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35010785]Isn't cancer getting common these days? I mean, shouldn't we all expect to get cancer at some point in our lives? I am expecting to get cancer, I have a hunch it might be family related, but other than that it's also because I keep hearing people getting cancer all the time. Better be prepared for it, than to get a huge shock when you get it.[/QUOTE] All of my immediate family + one of my grandparents had it. Only the grandparent died though So I feel like I have a good chance

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35010785]Isn't cancer getting common these days? I mean, shouldn't we all expect to get cancer at some point in our lives? I am expecting to get cancer, I have a hunch it might be family related, but other than that it's also because I keep hearing people getting cancer all the time. Better be prepared for it, than to get a huge shock when you get it.[/QUOTE] Isn't it to do with how well your cells work, one day they're gonna stop duplicating properly and build up, and then you have a tumour? Just no one really knows the time limit. Also I have bowel cancer in my family, am not looking forward to it..

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;35010872]Isn't it to do with how well your cells work, one day they're gonna stop duplicating properly and build up, and then you have a tumour? Just no one really knows the time limit. Also I have bowel cancer in my family, am not looking forward to it..[/QUOTE] Wasn't it something like the self destruct mechanism for the cell not working so it kept multiplying and was basically invincible? Im probably wrong

Yes [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] When they replicate the old one is meant to die, but with cancer the cells just build up forming at tumour [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] and they're known as cancer cells [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] and cherries kill cancer cells, so eat plenty

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35010643]I carpooled with a guy that wears exclusively MLP t-shirts and smells like he hasn't taken a shower in months. That was the worst experience in my life.[/QUOTE] I honestly can't decide which is worse.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35011102]I honestly can't decide which is worse.[/QUOTE] I swear, half of his sentences ended with "which makes it 20% cooler". [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35011242]All this talk about cancer is depressing...[/QUOTE] I vote that we stop all of this depressing talk and instead talk about puppies and flowers.

Im on my dad's new iPhone :v:

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35011343]Smithy69 got banned.[/QUOTE] You're saying that makes you mad?

[QUOTE=smithy69;34998329]Make it whatever genre you want. I'm too high to care.[/quote] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34998410]Dude, snip that last part. You might get banned for it.[/QUOTE] [quote][highlight](User was banned for this post ("PUI" - Lithifold))[/highlight][/QUOTE] oh hahaha

my fucking feengas feel like they've been smashed by a hammer

Welp I had my tooth pulled, my entire face is numb, I felt everything the dentist did, and I can't swallow. THE FUCKING LIARS THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T HURT AND MY MOM WON'T LET ME STAY HOME TOMORROW.

> Subway train gets delayed for 1 hour > Decides to call mom for a ride home > Subway train leaves after I hang up from the phone [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpeo3VAvdw[/media]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35011892]lol my Stepfather supports Santorum. Shocker.[/QUOTE]It's like your stepdad is [i]trying[/i] to be as stupid as possible.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35011892]lol my Stepfather supports Santorum. Shocker.[/QUOTE] tell him the definition of his name but when you say 'anal sex' add in 'gay anal sex' knowing your dumb fucking father he'll stop supporting him immediately

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35004844]When getting needles I try to look away so I don't know when its gonna happen. It kinda helps you not to panic or over react. I can't imagine what its like when people get the huge ass needles that have to go really deep. HNNNG[/QUOTE] I probably have to get this massive needle in behind my kneecap to suck out some fluid. My father tried it before. He says the needle is usually about 5-7cm long. My God, I'm so dead. [editline]edit[/editline] Gotta get the fluid sucked out because of a dislocated kneecap. Little bastard moved onto [i]the side of my leg[/i] in the middle of PE.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35004844]When getting needles I try to look away so I don't know when its gonna happen. It kinda helps you not to panic or over react. I can't imagine what its like when people get the huge ass needles that have to go really deep. HNNNG[/QUOTE] You know Novacaine? The needles for that are huge. And try getting one of those when you're allergic to the shit the rub on your gums before they give you the shot.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35011892]lol my Stepfather supports Santorum. Shocker.[/QUOTE] he's a secret agent, he's trying to be stupid as possible and see how much you can take it you must ignore him to pass the test

When people talk behind other people's backs [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] especially if some of them don't know the person