Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[HorizoN]

someone help me on skype get past the water aprt

[Dr. Deeps]

Okay, so I don't know if YOLO(you only live once) is as big of a thing in your guys towns, but in my town it is.

Thus: YOLOSTEP

[media]http://soundcloud.com/drdeepsover9thousand/yolostep[/media]

EDIT: THE DROP HITS AT 26 SECONDS. IT'S SO HEAVY.

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35013467]Okay, so I don't know if YOLO(you only live once) is as big of a thing in your guys towns, but in my town it is.

Thus: YOLOSTEP

[media]http://soundcloud.com/drdeepsover9thousand/yolostep[/media][/QUOTE]

what

[Dr. Deeps]

[QUOTE=NateDude;35013504]what[/QUOTE]

I'm a legit dubstep producer. Didn't you hear my other track?

[Blazyd]

I hate when someone asks me a question and I answer them honestly.

Then they say "you don't have to lie"

It's like bitch don't ask a fucking question if you don't want to hear the answer to it, or tell me not to lie. because apparently i'm the only one who knows the answer or else you would have asked someone else so don't say don't lie because you don't know. who do you think you are?

[wauterboi]

[url=http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/LLMQ58D]I need 150 people to take this survey for a school statistics project.[/url]

At the time of this writing, I've only got 23 and I think it's due Wednesday.

Fffff. But if you can, please take it. It's actually a neat project (imo) that aims to see if people can notice a difference in sound quality and I'm going to be posting the results.

[Mr. Face]

Drama in STGYM.

What else is new?

[Mister Sandman]

I can make myself burp, but when I do, [i]I can't fucking stop[/i]

[SockFC]

>wake up
>sick
>gonna get checked out of school anyways
>it's now 8:55, everyone has left home but me
>realize bus is coming in 13 minutes
>run throughout house getting dressed
>can't find sneakers
>put on dress shoes
>can't find backpack
>grab binder and pencil
>run out to bus stop
>bus has already left
>friend has to drive me
>worst
>morning
>ever

[editline]5th March 2012[/editline]

>wake up
>sick
>gonna get checked out of school anyways
>it's now 8:55, everyone has left home but me
>realize bus is coming in 13 minutes
>run throughout house getting dressed
>can't find sneakers
>put on dress shoes
>can't find backpack
>grab binder and pencil
>run out to bus stop
>bus has already left
>friend has to drive me
>worst
>morning
>ever

[tier56]

People who whine all the goddamn time. This song pretty much describes why I hate them so much.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DjTJNUHss&feature=related[/media]

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35014805]"Laptop off, Alex."

"I'm working on a project for school."

"Doesn't matter. Turn it off."

"Do you want me to get a zero on my report card?"

"No, but this could have been done earlier. Quit being a fucking retard and turn it off."

"No it couldn't have. I stayed after school to catch up on schoolwork, came home, did chores for you and then helped my friend shoot a video he needs to do for theater college. I just started."

"Fuck off with the backtalk or I'll take your computer away."

Why are parents like this? You bring up a decent point and they call it "backtalk".[/QUOTE]

Tell your teacher that your stepdad wouldn't let you do the work

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Cructo;35003469]What's wrong with buying stuff from bad dragon?[/QUOTE]

1a. You're buying a product that's used for shoving an 8 inch to 15 inch horse/dragon/dolphin/wolf penis where the sun don't shine.
1b. Bestiality is disgusting. Just shove a human shaped penis if you're in need of sexual pleasure.
2. they are selling material that's worth like 90% less than it's price.

CORPORATE GREED MAN

[Mister Sandman]

Fuck modding minecraft
I'm trying to stay on 1.1 so I can keep my mods, but I also want to get this texture pack so my game doesn't look like fucking garbage, but it wants me to get MCPatcher.
So I download the bullshit and it wants a fresh minecraft jar or else it throws a god damn hissy fit, so I [i]remove all my shit,[/I] copy in my backup, do all the shit, tell it my mods to install, and BAM, GUESS WHAT, THE MODS DON'T WORK NOW
so I try reinstalling them manually since that should be guaranteed to work but NOPE, black fucking screen.
And apparently I accidentally fucked up my backup because it no longer exists, and every jar I have makes MCPatcher throw a hissy fit.
So NOW I HAVE NO FUCKING 1.1 SO I HAVE NO GOD DAMN MODS AND I CAN'T FUCKING START OVER, AND MY AFTERNOON HAS BEEN WASTED
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD JUST TO INSTALL A
[release][h2]FUCKING TEXTURE PACK[/H2][/RELEASE]

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35014962]They won't care. It's happened before and they just think that I'm lying.[/QUOTE]

if your house caught fire and your homework was in the blaze, would they believe you?

[Mr. Gency]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35015039]Fuck modding minecraft
I'm trying to stay on 1.1 so I can keep my mods, but I also want to get this texture pack so my game doesn't look like fucking garbage, but it wants me to get MCPatcher.
So I download the bullshit and it wants a fresh minecraft jar or else it throws a god damn hissy fit, so I [i]remove all my shit,[/I] copy in my backup, do all the shit, tell it my mods to install, and BAM, GUESS WHAT, THE MODS DON'T WORK NOW
so I try reinstalling them manually since that should be guaranteed to work but NOPE, black fucking screen.
And apparently I accidentally fucked up my backup because it no longer exists, and every jar I have makes MCPatcher throw a hissy fit.
So NOW I HAVE NO FUCKING 1.1 SO I HAVE NO GOD DAMN MODS AND I CAN'T FUCKING START OVER, AND MY AFTERNOON HAS BEEN WASTED
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD JUST TO INSTALL A
[release][h2]FUCKING TEXTURE PACK[/H2][/RELEASE][/QUOTE]
What texture pack is it?

[Flak]

I give you, FLAK TOWER!
[t]http://puu.sh/jDnF[/t]
Go find it out in the Wilderness, you can't miss it.

[Detective .H]

That feeling when you think you've fucked up everything, especially when you don't know who to talk to about it.

[kaine123]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35015788]I give you, FLAK TOWER!
[t]http://puu.sh/jDnF[/t]
Go find it out in the Wilderness, you can't miss it.[/QUOTE]

Now set it ablaze.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35015076]What texture pack is it?[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/376784-16x-32x-64x-128x-256x-512xmc12-sphax-purebdcraft-050211/"]Sphax PureBDCraft[/URL]

it's the only texture pack I actually like and it's being a BITCH

[Daniellynet]

Waking up, 30 seconds later get to your computer since you left it on during the night.
See a fully bright screen. Your eyes start to burn.

So tired right now.

[ROFLBURGER]

How people loose respect and think you're opinion is invalid because you're voice is high

With that said I bring you this

[media]http://soundcloud.com/burgerbugger/alert-7[/media]

[Mr. Gency]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35016611]How people loose respect and think you're opinion is invalid because you're voice is high

With that said I bring you this

[media]http://soundcloud.com/burgerbugger/alert-7[/media][/QUOTE]I figured that you were using a voice changer.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=wauterboi;35014255][URL="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/LLMQ58D"]I need 150 people to take this survey for a school statistics project.[/URL]

At the time of this writing, I've only got 23 and I think it's due Wednesday.

Fffff. But if you can, please take it. It's actually a neat project (imo) that aims to see if people can notice a difference in sound quality and I'm going to be posting the results.[/QUOTE]

Okay, done with this one.

[Elecbullet]

Faded Windows 7 product keys.

[Mister Sandman]

When I'm on youtube on my phone and it's like
"lol videreo not available on mobile"
>Take video url
>Go to FP, put it in media tags
>Able to watch it in high quality on my phone from the advanced posting page

fucking liars

[l l]

Doesn't exactly get me mad but I dislike cleaning and exercising AFTER a shower.

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=bloboo;35016925]Those retarded "friends" who broke system shock 2, made fun of my deceased grandmother and hate Facepunch because they think its for furries are trying to bring back CRAZY FROG. WHAT THE FUCK.

[B]CRAZY FROG[/B]

[B][I]VIKING BERSERK MODE ACTIVATED[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

[I][B][U]HYPER SUPER NITRONIC HELL MODE INITIATED[/U][/B][/I]

i fucking hated crazy frog

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=bloboo;35016925]Those retarded "friends" who broke system shock 2, made fun of my deceased grandmother and hate Facepunch because they think its for furries are trying to bring back CRAZY FROG. WHAT THE FUCK.

[B]CRAZY FROG[/B]

[B][I]VIKING BERSERK MODE ACTIVATED[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

I must've linked my brain to Facepunch..
I thought of Crazy Frog completely randomly (haven't seen or heard about it for a couple of years now) while I was brushing my teeth today. :tinfoil:

[Snake7]

Sprinters at my school who some how think they're better than long distance runners, even though they barley do anything to practice, and are actually kind of out of shape.

You ask them to run two mile and half of them would probably quite from exhaustion.

[Elecbullet]

This kid in my AP Physics B class. He's big and fat, aged 17 with a beard, sits around reading The God Delusion or God Is Not Great, talks about how the US sucks, and doing drugs. He thinks he's a hardass because he talked about smoking weed right in front of the sweet Catholic substitute teacher we had today. Probably broke her little heart.

Not stupid though, he understands the class content.