Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35037508]Someone wanna go on the server? I'm lonely :([/QUOTE] I can join

[QUOTE=TCB;35037147]I threw a cookie at someone's back, outside, on Monday. It was small and didn't even leave a mark, I didn't even throw it hard. He got incredibly pissed off and chased after me and ended up throwing me to the floor, jumping up and down on me (he's a pretty heavy guy). He continued to try and hurt me yesterday but I outran him. Today, he was chasing me when my friend threw an unpeeled banana to me, which I threw at his leg. The last lesson of the day was Drama, and everybody had their own little groups to make small plays. I went into the drama room to get something out of my bag, and he tried to grab me. I dodged him but my shoe fell off, he then started running after me, while I jumped over chairs. He tried to throw my shoe at me, but missed. He then ran up to me, grabbed me and started slapping me in the girliest way possible. I fall to the ground laughing, he jumps on me again. He says "You're a cock", and I reply "And you're an overreacting cunt", laughing my head off. He picks up my shoe and throws it at me, then he walks up to me and says "Leave". I turn to him, smile and say "Say please." I then run off and laugh with my friends about it. [h2]IT WAS A FUCKING COOKIE[/h2][/QUOTE] I tried worse. Squirted some water (a small amount, something that could dry in 5 minutes) on some guy when I was like 10 years old. He was like 16 or something. Next thing I know he chases me for a bit, catches me then smacks me into the ground and keeps beating me. Got my glasses scratched too. I reported it to the police, but don't think anything ever happened after that.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35037679]Here, have a picture of one of my eyes [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/47302011/2012-03-07%2018.36.50.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Allergy? Sure looks like it.

[QUOTE=TCB;35037147]I threw a cookie at someone's back, outside, on Monday. It was small and didn't even leave a mark, I didn't even throw it hard. He got incredibly pissed off and chased after me and ended up throwing me to the floor, jumping up and down on me (he's a pretty heavy guy). He continued to try and hurt me yesterday but I outran him. Today, he was chasing me when my friend threw an unpeeled banana to me, which I threw at his leg. The last lesson of the day was Drama, and everybody had their own little groups to make small plays. I went into the drama room to get something out of my bag, and he tried to grab me. I dodged him but my shoe fell off, he then started running after me, while I jumped over chairs. He tried to throw my shoe at me, but missed. He then ran up to me, grabbed me and started slapping me in the girliest way possible. I fall to the ground laughing, he jumps on me again. He says "You're a cock", and I reply "And you're an overreacting cunt", laughing my head off. He picks up my shoe and throws it at me, then he walks up to me and says "Leave". I turn to him, smile and say "Say please." I then run off and laugh with my friends about it. [h2]IT WAS A FUCKING COOKIE[/h2][/QUOTE] Maybe cookies raped his parents and then murdered them you insensitive cunt?

[QUOTE=jiggu;35037794]Maybe cookies raped his parents and then murdered them you insensitive cunt?[/QUOTE] I doubt it. Before he started jumping on me, I was yelling "sorry" a lot. The next day he says "This won't have happened if you just say sorry." You jump on my chest repeatedly, even though I apologized, and expect me to apologize again.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35027116]how every time I say that sex is important to a relationship to one of my friends who are not very far from being asexual (how I always end up talking to these people is unknown) they immediately think I'm taking some radical perspective and saying that sex is the most important thing in a relationship because all I think about is sex apparently No, jackass, it isn't the most important part of a relationship, but [i]that doesn't mean you can just do away with it.[/i] It's still important and your relationship can still suffer and break if you never have it.[/QUOTE] It [I]can[/I]. It's not vital though. It really depends on the person. Some people could aswell be a white couple. [editline]7th March 2012[/editline] Also, fuck, I'm supposed to learn.

Nothing to do, ever. Excluding physical therapy and boring old vidya. These damn meds killed my libido, too. Guess I should do No Fap 2012.

I have Maths homework. The teacher hasn't taught us this at all.

one of my kittens died

Today in PDR/Health class we started learning about drugs. We were debating whether or not marijuana should be legalized. This one guy put up his hand and went on a rant that went something like this: [QUOTE]Marijuana is evil. Marijuana kills your brain cells. Most people who smoke marijuana end up joining the Hell's Angels so that they can kill people and satisfy their marijuana addiction.[/QUOTE] So after that, I explained why everything he said was false. I told him about how it has been proven that marijuana does not kill brain cells, how it is not physically addictive, and how the Hell's Angels are into way worse things than cannabis. He started giving the generic "gateway drug" speech and telling me that all my facts are wrong. He then asked everyone who was for the legalization of marijuana to put their hands up. So everyone did. He started pointing at everyone with their hands up and saying "You smoke weed". We then got talking about how video games are more addictive than marijuana and how you can get a rush while playing them because of the chemicals in your brain and whatnot, and that dumbass that I beat up the other day went on about how there are no chemicals in the human body. Jesus Christ, my class makes me want to kill myself. They're so ignorant. The few that aren't are awesome, but most of them are terrible.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35038863]Today in PDR/Health class we started learning about drugs. We were debating whether or not marijuana should be legalized. This one guy put up his hand and went on a rant that went something like this: So after that, I explained why everything he said was false. I told him about how it has been proven that marijuana does not kill brain cells, how it is not physically addictive, and how the Hell's Angels are into way worse things than cannabis. He started giving the generic "gateway drug" speech and telling me that all my facts are wrong. He then asked everyone who was for the legalization of marijuana to put their hands up. So everyone did. He started pointing at everyone with their hands up and saying "You smoke weed". We then got talking about how video games are more addictive than marijuana and how you can get a rush while playing them because of the chemicals in your brain and whatnot, and that dumbass that I beat up the other day went on about how there are no chemicals in the human body. Jesus Christ, my class makes me want to kill myself. They're so ignorant. The few that aren't are awesome, but most of them are terrible.[/QUOTE] kill that dumbass with a wooden cooking spoon

[QUOTE=Neat!;35038689]Nothing to do, ever. Excluding physical therapy and boring old vidya. These damn meds killed my libido, too. Guess I should do No Fap 2012.[/QUOTE] I remember being all "find out ways to increase your libido" with my gf. Try chocolate, chocolate milk and coffee.

[QUOTE=Neat!;35039002]kill that dumbass with a wooden cooking spoon[/QUOTE] I'm assuming you mean the guy that said there are no chemicals in the human body. I would gladly beat the shit out of him again. All he's been doing ever since I beat the shit out of him the first time is slander me. I mean, no one believes him, but he still pisses me off. He told me this morning that I am an idiot because I believe he cried when I punched him. I SAW THE FUCKING TEARS! DON'T TRY TO SAY YOUR EYES COINCIDENTALLY GOT WATERY! YOU WERE CRYING! WE COULD TELL! God, he pisses me off so much.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35038863]Today in PDR/Health class we started learning about drugs. We were debating whether or not marijuana should be legalized. This one guy put up his hand and went on a rant that went something like this: So after that, I explained why everything he said was false. I told him about how it has been proven that marijuana does not kill brain cells, how it is not physically addictive, and how the Hell's Angels are into way worse things than cannabis. He started giving the generic "gateway drug" speech and telling me that all my facts are wrong. He then asked everyone who was for the legalization of marijuana to put their hands up. So everyone did. He started pointing at everyone with their hands up and saying "You smoke weed". We then got talking about how video games are more addictive than marijuana and how you can get a rush while playing them because of the chemicals in your brain and whatnot, and that dumbass that I beat up the other day went on about how there are no chemicals in the human body. Jesus Christ, my class makes me want to kill myself. They're so ignorant. The few that aren't are awesome, but most of them are terrible.[/QUOTE] I know that feel, bro. I was in a really shitty, intolerant, racist school. Pretty much your average Polish gymnasium anyway. Everyone was excessively drinking, swearing was of course something completely obvious for everybody, and being an idiot was the general term needed to fit in. Also, fights on daily basis and everybody would bully each other, spit on each other, throw shit like scissors, trashcans, bottles etc. Being different in any way, (not being an idiot, being nice, having long hair, listening to certain music) would get you a beating. Good thing I am tall and was though looking, and was able to just take it without starting a fight (most times anyway). I always believed that time will teach them. They will end up homeless, jobless or in jail in a matter of time.

I hate how shit I am with social skills, fuck social anxiety. Can't have a girlfriend without my social skills fucking it up.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;35039303]I hate how shit I am with social skills, fuck social anxiety. Can't have a girlfriend without my social skills fucking it up.[/QUOTE] I can give you a tip. Just throw yourself in there. I was kind of antisocial too, years ago. Then I had a crush on a girl (which I wasn't together with after all, and fucking hallelujah for that) which made me "jump" into it. First I asked her for a contact (a chat program) and talked with her all day long. Soon after, thorugh knowing her, I got to know her friends. From there it just went on 'till I realized that people are really fucking stupid and I'd rather just stick with few but worthy ones. Well, but the point is, just break the ice, do the first step. Talk to somebody. Hang out with someone. The rest will handle itself, if you try hard enough.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35039157]I'm assuming you mean the guy that said there are no chemicals in the human body. I would gladly beat the shit out of him again. All he's been doing ever since I beat the shit out of him the first time is slander me. I mean, no one believes him, but he still pisses me off. He told me this morning that I am an idiot because I believe he cried when I punched him. I SAW THE FUCKING TEARS! DON'T TRY TO SAY YOUR EYES COINCIDENTALLY GOT WATERY! YOU WERE CRYING! WE COULD TELL! God, he pisses me off so much.[/QUOTE] If you punched him in the nose, that's a natural reaction. Punch him in the throat next time.

[QUOTE=Neat!;35039392]If you punched him in the nose, that's a natural reaction. Punch him in the throat next time.[/QUOTE] Or buy a pair of [URL="http://www.eobuwie.com.pl/data/gfx/pictures/medium/3/6/5063_2.jpg"]these[/URL] and kick him in the shin. Watch out to not break his leg though, It would get you into trouble.

[QUOTE=Neat!;35039392]If you punched him in the nose, that's a natural reaction. Punch him in the throat next time.[/QUOTE] My step-father told me to go for the kidneys. He said it would take a guy down instantly. Also, I hit him three times in the side of the head, once in the eye, and once in the mouth.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35039480]My step-father told me to go for the kidneys. He said it would take a guy down instantly. Also, I hit him three times in the side of the head, once in the eye, and once in the mouth.[/QUOTE] try not to hit him in the orbit, that could fracture his skull the kidneys are easily damaged, so go easy on them too. don't want a lawsuit on your hands a good kick to the front of the thigh leaves a nasty bruise and can shock the quadriceps, leaving the leg all but useless. it'll be fun to watch him hobble

[QUOTE=Neat!;35039568]try not to hit him in the orbit, that could fracture his skull the kidneys are easily damaged, so go easy on them too. don't want a lawsuit on your hands a good kick to the front of the thigh leaves a nasty bruise and can shock the quadriceps, leaving the leg all but useless. it'll be fun to watch him hobble[/QUOTE] Alright. I mean, I don't want to fight the guy again, but he's been making threats and shit. I won't do anything unless he initiates it. I just got off suspension. I don't want to do that again. Although, if he were to hit me, the whole school would gang up on him. I don't think they can suspend the entire student body.

How nothing on Netflix seems to go past Season 2.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;35039772]How nothing on Netflix seems to go past Season 2.[/QUOTE] Netflix has all the seasons of Law and Order. I love Law and Order.

Turns out a lot of people play TF2 at my school since it went F2P. The amount of whining that goes on about the elitism is ridiculous.

I have a group project due tomorrow, we agreed on my part, and I still havn't received any word about it. If I'm going to get a terrible grade due to them, I'll...I'll...The puppy get it!

This is my last week in this house, I'm moving in two days... yeah.. you can IMAGINE how fucking happy I am. I'm lashing out at my friends, becoming increasingly more violent, and getting more depressed. Also, I keep seeing the girl that I like. I was the closest to her ever two days ago( she was standing next to me with her friend while i was with my friend, waiting.) Yes, I lead a very sad life.

[QUOTE=TCB;35037147]I threw a cookie at someone's back, outside, on Monday. It was small and didn't even leave a mark, I didn't even throw it hard. He got incredibly pissed off and chased after me and ended up throwing me to the floor, jumping up and down on me (he's a pretty heavy guy). He continued to try and hurt me yesterday but I outran him. Today, he was chasing me when my friend threw an unpeeled banana to me, which I threw at his leg. The last lesson of the day was Drama, and everybody had their own little groups to make small plays. I went into the drama room to get something out of my bag, and he tried to grab me. I dodged him but my shoe fell off, he then started running after me, while I jumped over chairs. He tried to throw my shoe at me, but missed. He then ran up to me, grabbed me and started slapping me in the girliest way possible. I fall to the ground laughing, he jumps on me again. He says "You're a cock", and I reply "And you're an overreacting cunt", laughing my head off. He picks up my shoe and throws it at me, then he walks up to me and says "Leave". I turn to him, smile and say "Say please." I then run off and laugh with my friends about it. [h2]IT WAS A FUCKING COOKIE[/h2][/QUOTE] This situation reminds me too much of all the guys that fucked around with me back in 7th grade. I had huge anger issues and was considered a retard and pussy at the time, so I guess it was kinda justified.

Well my internet connection's back after being down for a fortnight. It would have quicker and easier to hire a professional hacker than rely on Sky to sort it out

Smithy, your fighting reminds me of me. When I was at a camp(thing) for soccer, I got into a fight with a jerk. I kick him inna cock, side (dad said kidneys) twice, then puched his cheek. He kept on saying I gave him a black eye and I punched him in the eye when I saw and felt the punch hit his cheek. He fell down on the punch. [editline]7th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;35040268]This is my last week in this house, I'm moving in two days... yeah.. you can IMAGINE how fucking happy I am. I'm lashing out at my friends, becoming increasingly more violent, and getting more depressed. Also, I keep seeing the girl that I like. I was the closest to her ever two days ago( she was standing next to me with her friend while i was with my friend, waiting.) Yes, I lead a very sad life.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqhsd46ewb4[/media]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35040461]Kony 2012 where it doesn't belong. Look, I support the guy who made the video VERY MUCH and I feel that Kony should be stopped by all means necessary. I shared the video on my Facebook and that's as far as I'm going to go. People are posting "KONY 2012" on videos that don't even make any sense. I was looking through Kingdom Hearts videos on YouTube and I saw "KONY 2012" in big letters as the top comment.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what I meant when I said it's annoying me. Everywhere I go I see it. I understand it's an important cause and all (even though, in all honesty, we have better things to worry about) but I don't think it should be everywhere. I'm sure everyone with internet already knows what it is. Hell, it's probably on TV too.