Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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[QUOTE=i dunno;34543784]i still need to take a piss too.[/QUOTE]
take a piss, and while pissing make sounds like you're fapping
[QUOTE=Crash15;34544998]i just heard my parents say they are gonna put my 13 year old cat, Sybil, to sleep because she pisses on blankets left out in the living room to keep my younger cat, Wednesday, away. mfw
[img]http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae112/Selphos/Reactions/crying.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
HIDE THAT CAT RIGHT NOW!
For the love of god take it somewhere safe!
My sister kicked me off of the computer, so I decided to play the Xbox. I sign in and start up Skyrim and then I had to go to the bathroom. When I went to the bathroom, my sister kicked me off the Xbox.
[B]GOD DAMN IT MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU FOOLISH CHILD![/B]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34545337]My sister kicked me off of the computer, so I decided to play the Xbox. I sign in and start up Skyrim and then I had to go to the bathroom. When I went to the bathroom, my sister kicked me off the Xbox.
[B]GOD DAMN IT MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU FOOLISH CHILD![/B][/QUOTE]
kick her off xbox when she goes to bathroom
TF2 Coaching sistem is a joke. I spent hours trying to help someone out, in order to get the misc item as a reward, and I swear I've tried as politely as I could, but either they don't notice me or don't understand english / spanish / italian / german I've used trying to communicate with them. They just disconnect after a while. The only one person who I really helped out and had fun with was a demoman, who sadly didn't rate me helpful when he had to go. So yeah. Fuck that misc I'll never get it, fuck mean people who ask for help and is too half assed to read what I type to help them, fuck the coaching sistem, fuck the game, fuck you, fuck me.
[QUOTE=Crash15;34545358]kick her off xbox when she goes to bathroom[/QUOTE]
If I do that she'll just scream and cry and throw a huge fit. She's real immature and she does whatever it takes to get her own way. I'm really more mad just at the fact that she kicked me off of the computer so she could play Minecraft, and kicked me off the Xbox as soon as I got started. And the only reason she kicked me off is because some guy sent her a party invite. She's ten years old and she has a fucking "boyfriend" on Xbox Live. Apparently he's an eleven year old pothead from Oklahoma. I just hope she doesn't tell him anything that could result in bad things happening to her.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34545403]If I do that she'll just scream and cry and throw a huge fit. She's real immature and she does whatever it takes to get her own way. I'm really more mad just at the fact that she kicked me off of the computer so she could play Minecraft, and kicked me off the Xbox as soon as I got started. And the only reason she kicked me off is because some guy sent her a party invite. She's ten years old and she has a fucking "boyfriend" on Xbox Live. Apparently he's an eleven year old pothead from Oklahoma. I just hope she doesn't tell him anything that could result in bad things happening to her.[/QUOTE]
Slap some sense into her when she throws a bitch fit
i hate when spiders just sit there on walls act like they pay rent.
[QUOTE=Crash15;34545472]Slap some sense into her when she throws a bitch fit[/QUOTE]
You obviously don't know my sister. She has ADHD, she's defiant, she does whatever the fuck she wants without thinking about the consequences, etc. She barges in my room a lot. She's walked in on me jerking off a few times, even though I yell "DON'T COME IN!" when she knocks. I'd like to talk some sense into her, but nothing seems to work.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Also, she can easily beat the shit out of me. :([/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4BNqE-mIE[/media]
Why is this so happy :v:
My girlfriend's Dad is being a [i]fucking jackass.[/i]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545507]While it's funny watching my stepfather yell at the puppy for little to no reason at all, it's kind of concerning. You don't know if he means some of the things he says or not.
Last time we had a dog, (golden retriever puppy) it died when it was 2 because he punched it in the head every time it did something wrong as a puppy, causing brain damage. In the first year of it's life, it scattered garbage across the floor in the living room.
I can completely understand why he was mad. My little sister was just a baby at the time and the garbage bags had shitty diapers in them, so baby shit was all over the place.
He didn't say anything, but he went over to the other side of the house where his gun is located. He came back with his rifle and tried to take the puppy outside to kill it, which of course, he never did. He waited for the dog's brain to get so fucked up that we had to put him down.
I just hope he's turned over a new leaf since then...[/QUOTE]
dude your stepfather sounds like a total scumbag. I would keep the dog by your side at all times. have him sit in your room.
[QUOTE=Cructo;34545564]When I'm using the ticker and people rate my posts.[/QUOTE]
How there isn't a ticker for ONLY my posts and threads I've participated in.
I sometimes fear that my avatar is hypnotic
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545507]While it's funny watching my stepfather yell at the puppy for little to no reason at all, it's kind of concerning. You don't know if he means some of the things he says or not.
Last time we had a dog, (golden retriever puppy) it died when it was 2 because he punched it in the head every time it did something wrong as a puppy, causing brain damage. In the first year of it's life, it scattered garbage across the floor in the living room.
I can completely understand why he was mad. My little sister was just a baby at the time and the garbage bags had shitty diapers in them, so baby shit was all over the place.
He didn't say anything, but he went over to the other side of the house where his gun is located. He came back with his rifle and tried to take the puppy outside to kill it, which of course, he never did. He waited for the dog's brain to get so fucked up that we had to put him down.
I just hope he's turned over a new leaf since then...[/QUOTE]
[B]AND THIS MAN HASN'T BEEN ARRESTED YET [I][U]BECAUSE...?![/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Zenpod;34545665]I sometimes fear that my avatar is hypnotic[/QUOTE]
not at all, master
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545720]I was too scared to do anything at the time. I was about 9 or 10 when we had to put him down.[/QUOTE]
If that shithead does anything to your current dog, go for it.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34545668][B]AND THIS MAN HASN'T BEEN ARRESTED YET [I][U]BECAUSE...?![/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
that's not much compared to one of the fucking gym teachers there
that is some [B]SHIT[/B], trust me
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34545732]that's not much compared to one of the fucking gym teachers there
that is some [B]SHIT[/B], trust me[/QUOTE]
You mean the one that fucked one of my mother's schoolmates back in the '80s?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34545555]My girlfriend's Dad is being a [i]fucking jackass.[/i][/QUOTE]
I know that feel bro.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545755]Nope, that's a different one.
Sorry, Sandman. There's more than just the ones I told you about, sadly.[/QUOTE]
I can't believe he's still teaching there. That's just insane. He fucked a seventh grader back in the 1980s. What the fuck is this?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545755]Nope, that's a different one.
Sorry, Sandman. There's more than just the ones I told you about, sadly.[/QUOTE]
oh god don't even tell me I don't want to know
[QUOTE=Cructo;34545727]Your avatar is, though :l[/QUOTE]
I like to put on music and watch him move to the beat
he moves perfectly to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfoeECGdSU]this[/url]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34545403]If I do that she'll just scream and cry and throw a huge fit. She's real immature and she does whatever it takes to get her own way. I'm really more mad just at the fact that she kicked me off of the computer so she could play Minecraft, and kicked me off the Xbox as soon as I got started. And the only reason she kicked me off is because some guy sent her a party invite. She's ten years old and she has a fucking "boyfriend" on Xbox Live. Apparently he's an eleven year old pothead from Oklahoma. I just hope she doesn't tell him anything that could result in bad things happening to her.[/QUOTE]
Oklahoma is a terrible place, tell her that.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34545812]I like to put on music and watch him move to the beat
he moves perfectly to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfoeECGdSU]this[/url][/QUOTE]
Mine syncs to pretty much any fast metal song ever
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34545876]Oklahoma is a terrible place, tell her that.[/QUOTE]
She just said "I don't care" and continued to play.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34545908]She just said "I don't care" and continued to play.[/QUOTE]
tell her it's full of rape
and monsters
wait she's young enough to believe in monsters right
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34545934]tell her it's full of rape
and monsters
wait she's young enough to believe in monsters right[/QUOTE]
She's ten and she claims to be the "chosen demon fighter", so yeah, she believes in monsters.
Why the fuck is it that whenever I take a photo of the sky with the moon in it, the moon is so teeny tiny?
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