Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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Just threw up in the bathroom. Shit, I'm getting worse.
seriously guys! hes gonna beat me up!
what do I do about this guy?
[QUOTE=Crash15;35059006][img]http://i.imgur.com/SjmC0.png[/img]
ono!!!!![/QUOTE]
Then tomorrow you post in this thread about how your bruises hurt.
[sp]<3[/sp]
[QUOTE=Crash15;35059074]seriously guys! hes gonna beat me up!
what do I do about this guy?[/QUOTE]
get a baseball bat
go to school
sneak up on him
[sp]apologize and invite him to play a game of baseball[/sp]
[tab]aaaaaaaaa[/tab][b]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAGH[/b]
my dad just walked up to me and he fucking sat on me and he fucking [B]FARTED ON ME[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlAagCXYeI&feature=watch_response_rev[/media]
Hate it when I'm starrting to do something then people walk in and yell at me to do it.
I ust took my hearing aids out when parent and sister come in yelling at me to take a shower when I was just about to do that!
All my rage!
Sheet man I gotta write about a location dat makes me feel emotional and sheet wat i do man
lol, I found the reason all he says is "i fuqed ur mom xd"
He likes ray william johnson
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35059429]Sheet man I gotta write about a location dat makes me feel emotional and sheet wat i do man[/QUOTE]
Find a pencil
[editline]8th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Crash15;35059439]lol, I found the reason all he says is "i fuqed ur mom xd"
He likes ray william johnson[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/3/6713244973-orig.png[/IMG]
Don't make me do it man
[QUOTE=ILY;35059444]Find a pencil
[editline]8th March 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/3/6713244973-orig.png[/IMG]
Don't make me do it man[/QUOTE]
No, he set his "Activities" to Ray william johnson
I hate reviewing game-day tape.
Good lord, I know what I did right and wrong.
I'm too tired to give a shit about the fact that I fucked up that pass or missed that shot.
My friend thinks Pink Floyd is racist because of their song In the Flesh.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9LBsmM6VFY[/media]
I don't think he understands the album.
I can't stand all the projects they're handing out in school along with other work, especially English
-In English class they assigned us this project in like November and completely forgot about it
-Then our English teachers gave us a research project that we have like a week to do
-In English they are making us read like a chapter in a book they assigned and do questions for it AND a sheet for vocab over the weekend
-My science teacher assigned some stupid children's story book project that we had a week to do
-My health teacher assigned some partner project on Wednesday and is do this upcoming Tuesday
-My health teacher assigns these current event things to different people each week and I just so happened to have been selected this week
Its a fucking disaster, another thing I hate about the school is when they tell us to look up information and shit for projects on the laptops in class but they block EVERYTHING. Plus the connection is complete shit
this song's name has eluded me for years and years
[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWUK3nQPji0&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL41269BFD04982DEF[/media][/quote]
NOT ANYMORE
I cant think of any good qoutes for my facebook while bran made has four awesome ones by yours truly.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HDPIm.png[/IMG]
You say so much quotable stuff dude.
[QUOTE=Crash15;35059439]lol, I found the reason all he says is "i fuqed ur mom xd"
He likes ray william johnson[/QUOTE]
Quit replying to him, it's just antagonizing him and making you look immature.
Rage dump ahoy!
I hate...
When games don't have mod support
The fallout nexus
Obnoxious Bronies
When my computer is slow for no reason
When TF2 crashes for no reason
[B]FUCKING AUTOBALANCE[/b] in TF2
Getting killed though a wall even though the game doesn't have bullet penetration
Fall damage
Stubbing my toe
Gym class
Running
Having to do things that aren't necessary at all
Projects where you have to draw/colour shit
Being bored of everything
Forgetting what I was about to do once the video I was watching is over
The French language
French class
The fact that I can't sew for shit
That feeling you get when you know you are losing marks for something
How I cant stop procrastinating
When people use "Wow (Insert name here)" as a response in an argument
Having to wake up so goddamn early (Why cant school start at like 9 instead of 8?)
All the dumbass COD fans at my school who bash everything else
All the dumbass Dubstep fans at my school who think that Dubstep is the only good music
How filthy the bathrooms are at my school
How filthy my school is
Thumbs up whores on youtube
When a game crashes
Combination locks
Cleaning the bathroom (Especially when you have to pick slimy hair of the bottom of the shower mat)
Electronic Arts
How I have to put my shit on the floor at school because the desk's dont have something underneath that I can put it on
When I have a nice seat with nobody next to me so I can instead put my shit on the empty desk instead, but then the teacher makes a new seating plan and I find myself sitting in the centre of a damn zoo.
How we aren't allowed to go to our lockers in the hallway until 11:50 (Bell rings at 12). This is because they want to "Contain the garbage" although that doesn't explain why I cant go to my locker which is right next to the staff member blocking off the hallway, or why I cant pass even if I dont have garbage with me.
"I dismiss you, not the bell"
But above all, I [b]HATE[/b] the following idea that all teachers seem to have:
"If one of you fucks up, you all suffer."
[b]Just. Fucking. [u]Why.[/u][/b] This is the most idiotic thing ive probably ever heard in my entire life. If one student is a massive asshole (And every class has one, of course.) then their dumb actions fucks the ENTIRE CLASS over. Thats like if you blew up all of earth because one nation did something really nasty. Its just fucking retarded and not fair in the slightest.
This one eyelash keeps getting in front of my eye and no matter how hard I try to remove it it just won't fucking budge arhghgh
Since you all seem to be in poor spirits, [url=http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-today-isnt-going-to-suck/]here's 5 reasons today won't suck.[/url]
Never really noticed this threads existence.
I got sick two days ago, body ached, throat was sore, got a headache whenever I stood up.
To go along with that, I'm shit at making music and it'll take me years before I can actually say that it's good.
To go along with that, every girl I've liked has grabbed a boyfriend almost a day before I get the courage to ask them out. The worst part is, is that they aren't dating assholes so there's no "rebound."
Shit sucks, but I'll get over it. Feels good to type it out.
Goddammit I can't write for shit. This shit is getting corny and shit. Shit man, this is shit. Shit.
I found out I was missing one bloody bracket in the creation code of the physics engine I took two hours to compile
How the fuck is TheLorax a valid word in pictionary
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/DURGS.png[/img]
every time I see this thread in the ticker I almost click it cause I keep thinking it's a thread about getting caught jerking off
I am bored out of my mind, someone help me
[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35057909]Fired up MGS4 to see if I can play it and- oh god, I forgot about the install times and shit.[/QUOTE]Apparently I, for whatever reason, deleted all the updates. So after four hours, it downloaded 75% of the updates.
Then the connection was lost, and I have to start [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4B7avZn5Q&feature=related#t=35s"]from the beginning[/URL].
Fuck this, I'm playing inFamous.
So, whenever I make or see a really shitty joke/pun like, for example
[QUOTE=Justin Case;34560030]I work at SCATS selling agricultural products, the amount of times I've had to deal with [b]"SCATS eh? that's a [i]shitty[/i] name"[/b] is unbelievable.[/QUOTE]
I have to make [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Mar%2008%2C%2011%2058%2002%20PM.jpg]this ugly, scrunched up, shit eating grin of a face[/url], out of habit.
Well, I had no idea what it looked like, so I pulled it in the mirror, and my mother saw me.
It made me laugh until I cried and my stomach hurt, but it's still embarrassing.
I really hate when people won't shut up about their shitty games. I'm busy with a project on 3ds and really couldn't care less about some shitty game, let alone one I never even play.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35060985]I really hate when people won't shut up about their shitty games. I'm busy with a project on 3ds and really couldn't care less about some shitty game, let alone one I never even play.[/QUOTE]
"So I'm playing Saint's Row 3 and-"
"Dude, please don't. I don't want to think about not having the game."
"SO OLEG IS ALL LIKE BLEHBITY BLAH BLUHGRIGRFKR"
"Fuckign DUDE STOP REMINDING ME-"
"...and I ended up slapping a guy with a purple dildo"
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