Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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[QUOTE=smithy69;34545944]She's ten and she claims to be the "chosen demon fighter", so yeah, she believes in monsters.[/QUOTE]
tell her the monsters are level 58 so she stands no chance
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34545934]tell her it's full of rape
and monsters
wait she's young enough to believe in monsters right[/QUOTE]
Yeah it is full of rape actually.
The usage of autotune when not singing.
This is probably the only case where I like it besides Kanye's stuff. Plus he was singing.
[video=youtube;x7OcSFF84vg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7OcSFF84vg[/video]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34545908]She just said "I don't care" and continued to play.[/QUOTE]
send her round to ol' Bens place, i'll set her straight
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34545981]Yeah it is full of rape actually.[/QUOTE]
yeah but if she thinks there's monsters there she'll think it's tentacle rape
which is like twice to fifteen times as bad depending on how many tentacles are being used
[QUOTE=vladnag;34546033]send her round to ol' Bens place, i'll set her straight[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/STU.PNG[/img]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34546070]Oh dear sweet baby Jesus...[/QUOTE]
I fucking love vladnag's avatar
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34546100]I fucking love vladnag's avatar[/QUOTE]
It is an awesome avatar, yes. It's just, in that context, it's creepy.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545507]While it's funny watching my stepfather yell at the puppy for little to no reason at all, it's kind of concerning. You don't know if he means some of the things he says or not.
Last time we had a dog, (golden retriever puppy) it died when it was 2 because he punched it in the head every time it did something wrong as a puppy, causing brain damage. In the first year of it's life, it scattered garbage across the floor in the living room.
I can completely understand why he was mad. My little sister was just a baby at the time and the garbage bags had shitty diapers in them, so baby shit was all over the place.
He didn't say anything, but he went over to the other side of the house where his gun is located. He came back with his rifle and tried to take the puppy outside to kill it, which of course, he never did. He waited for the dog's brain to get so fucked up that we had to put him down.
I just hope he's turned over a new leaf since then...[/QUOTE]
Okay, now you're just being dumb. Whatever he knows about you is nothing compared to how ABUSIVE this motherfucker is. He pretty much killed your dog, and it may end up happening to your current dog, and he abuses you, your sister, and your mother. If you don't do something about it soon enough, he will get away with ALL of this and nobody will ever know but you. Not doing something about this is a bad idea. You NEED to call the cops, call SOMEBODY. This is getting ridiculous and if nothing is done, then you're boned. Sorry bro.
-snip, playing it safe-
I'm so socially awkward. I sent this to a friend that I'm rather fond of:
[QUOTE]Got any plans for Valentines Day? (I'm not hitting on you, I'm seriously asking. Unless you want me to be hitting on you, in which case I can be. But I'm not intending to.)[/QUOTE]
Why must I be so socially awkward?
My friend likes the vlogbrothers. I watched some of their videos, but the one video he showed me was just full of shit and I have no idea how a person like him likes this. Everything they said sounds like it belongs in a slightly less kid-friendly version of an iCarly script.
Why the fuck is some chick on Disney Channel talking about "Facepunchers"?
They're like, some biker gang or something on this show.
Is some writer at Disney aware of Facepunch, and decided to give a not-very-well-hidden shoutout?
Or did they just think of a "violent and intimidating" name for the biker gang?
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34546428]Why the fuck is some chick on Disney Channel talking about "Facepunchers"?
They're like, some biker gang or something on this show.
Is some writer at Disney aware of Facepunch, and decided to give a not-very-well-hidden shoutout?
Or did they just think of a "violent and intimidating" name for the biker gang?
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
What show is that?
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34546428]Why the fuck is some chick on Disney Channel talking about "Facepunchers"?
They're like, some biker gang or something on this show.
Is some writer at Disney aware of Facepunch, and decided to give a not-very-well-hidden shoutout?
Or did they just think of a "violent and intimidating" name for the biker gang?
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
What an awful name.
[QUOTE=Skunky;34546446]What an awful name.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they should call them the Dougpunchers.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34546437]What show is that?[/QUOTE]
Their newest show about teen musicians.
I only know because my sister won't let us change the channel unless she wants to play Skyward Sword. Or if The Walking Dead, American Idol (which is only watched for Steven Tyler and the really awful singers), or Supernatural is on.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34546486]Their newest show about teen musicians.
I only know because my sister won't let us change the channel unless she wants to play Skyward Sword. Or if The Walking Dead, American Idol (which is only watched for Steven Tyler and the really awful singers), or Supernatural is on.[/QUOTE]
There's a new show about teen musicians on Disney? Oh my God, there are way too many shows about teen musicians!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34545507]While it's funny watching my stepfather yell at the puppy for little to no reason at all, it's kind of concerning. You don't know if he means some of the things he says or not.
Last time we had a dog, (golden retriever puppy) it died when it was 2 because he punched it in the head every time it did something wrong as a puppy, causing brain damage. In the first year of it's life, it scattered garbage across the floor in the living room.
I can completely understand why he was mad. My little sister was just a baby at the time and the garbage bags had shitty diapers in them, so baby shit was all over the place.
He didn't say anything, but he went over to the other side of the house where his gun is located. He came back with his rifle and tried to take the puppy outside to kill it, which of course, he never did. He waited for the dog's brain to get so fucked up that we had to put him down.
I just hope he's turned over a new leaf since then...[/QUOTE]
>Get stepfathers gun
>Shoot stepfather
It's the only way to save you, your brother, and your puppy
[sub][sub][sub]don't do it[/sub][/sub][/sub]
oh god the fat-and-sassy underachiever fucked up the facepuncher's leather jacket, making it tiny and pink.
turns out he has a daughter who loved the jacket. Therefore, angry facepuncher didn't have to kill Fat-and Sassy and the rest of them.
Why does my sister make us watch this.
Holy shit
My dad just walked in with a playstation 1 and a NES Nintendo
Just a shame none of the Legend of Zelda games are inside
[sp]they are also secondhand[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34546609]oh god the fat-and-sassy underachiever fucked up the facepuncher's leather jacket, making it tiny and pink.
turns out he has a daughter who loved the jacket. Therefore, angry facepuncher didn't have to kill Fat-and Sassy and the rest of them.
Why does my sister make us watch this.[/QUOTE]
that is such an incredibly uninteresting, generic plotline that it makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a shotgun loaded with donkey feces
My nose just bled profusely for no reason.
Of course it isn't as bad as Budd Dwyer.
- Wake up with terrible headache.
- Read more animal death stories.
- Practice my shitty falsetto.
Ow.
Now the monster is policing the amount of tabs I have open. Again.
I WILL HAVE SEVENTEEN GODDAMN TABS OPEN IF I FUCKING WANT TO.
Most of them are recipes that I need to copy down.
I make an obvious joke about masturbating to children and
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Folder%203/fuckyou.png[/img]
learn to take a fucking joke
Maybe you should stop posting outside of STGYM, the other threads are full of dumbfucks and bans.
Which is why you always seem to get banned now.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34546728]Maybe you should stop posting outside of STGYM, the other threads are full of dumbfucks and bans.
Which is why you always seem to get banned now.[/QUOTE]
I gots to branch out
I now want a title that reads "The cat I grew up with is gone, and I am so fucking sad" because I am so fucking sad that she is gone now
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