Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Alice]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35061018]"So I'm playing Saint's Row 3 and-"
"Dude, please don't. I don't want to think about not having the game."
"SO OLEG IS ALL LIKE BLEHBITY BLAH BLUHGRIGRFKR"
"Fuckign DUDE STOP REMINDING ME-"
"...and I ended up slapping a guy with a purple dildo"[/QUOTE]
None of my friends seem to understand the phrase "I'm really not interested in X game." They typically flat out ignore it. Pisses me off, I've played a max of 12 hours of games in the last 5 weeks. The last two I've only played 96 minutes and that was on a game I was gifted during that period.

[Crash15]

I fucking hate taco-n-banana rp servers. For starters, there is a stupid ass survey about what the fuck RP can be, where literally no answer is correct. Like "can RP still be fun w/o a toolgun?" If I put either yes or no, I still get banned for getting the survey wrong. It is fucking. Retarded.

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35060915]So, whenever I make or see a really shitty joke/pun like, for example

I have to make [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Photo%20Mar%2008%2C%2011%2058%2002%20PM.jpg]this ugly, scrunched up, shit eating grin of a face[/url], out of habit.
Well, I had no idea what it looked like, so I pulled it in the mirror, and my mother saw me.
It made me laugh until I cried and my stomach hurt, but it's still embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

jesus christ what the fuck?

[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35061018]"So I'm playing Saint's Row 3 and-"
"Dude, please don't. I don't want to think about not having the game."
"SO OLEG IS ALL LIKE BLEHBITY BLAH BLUHGRIGRFKR"
"Fuckign DUDE STOP REMINDING ME-"
"...and I ended up slapping a guy with a purple dildo"[/QUOTE]

So..I'm playing Saints Row 3 and my brother decided to run me over with a helicopter...

[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]

I slapped him with a long, veiny purple dildo.

[Quinnjdq]

I was laying down when suddenly BOOM my leg jerks and smashes into a wall.
The human body's instincts are fucking stupid.

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35058011]Yeah but these lobstahs are wicked killahs man.

They stop at nothing to take ovah yah lands.

[editline]8th March 2012[/editline]

Obligatory stereotypical North Eastern accent.[/QUOTE]

Hey, we only sound like that when we're talking about lobstahs and cah travel

[Brochacho]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35061018]"So I'm playing Saint's Row 3 and-"
"Dude, please don't. I don't want to think about not having the game."
"SO OLEG IS ALL LIKE BLEHBITY BLAH BLUHGRIGRFKR"
"Fuckign DUDE STOP REMINDING ME-"
"...and I ended up slapping a guy with a purple dildo"[/QUOTE]

Why do you NOT have Saints Row.
You had better buy the fuck out of that game right now.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35061018]"So I'm playing Saint's Row 3 and-"
"Dude, please don't. I don't want to think about not having the game."
"SO OLEG IS ALL LIKE BLEHBITY BLAH BLUHGRIGRFKR"
"Fuckign DUDE STOP REMINDING ME-"
"...and I ended up slapping a guy with a purple dildo"[/QUOTE]
Buy Saints Row 3 and slap people with giant, purple dildos. It's really fun c:

[Red scout?]

I have to complete this speech that I have been issued to write to next week

I fucking hate writing and presenting speeches. I have literally no fucking idea what to talk about that's intresting and not just nerdy as fuck. And I cant fucking present it, I just stutter and take long pauses between sentences going "Uuuuhhmmmm..." just to try to remember what's next.

[highlight]FUCK SPEECHES[/highlight]

[Brochacho]

Make a speech on how much speeches suck.

[Red scout?]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35062197]Make a speech on how much speeches suck.[/QUOTE]

I have already chosen a subject, the power speeches have on people.

[Snickerdoodle]

How backwards style can seem.

I wear an Island Republic shirt, all silky and cream colored and I'm suddenly labeled as out of style.
I wear a cheapo cotton t-shirt from Wal.Mart and I get critical acclaim.

I don't get it.

[Brochacho]

I don't have a style, t shirt, shorts, done.

Australia.

[Mr. Gency]

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/FMS0K.png[/thumb]
I don't get why companies can do that. Hell, I don't even get why they would [i]want[/i] to do that.

[Daniellynet]

Mom brings a guest on Tuesday to sleep over here for a couple of days because she's studying close to where we live.
I was under the assumption she was like 30-40 years since my mom works on a hospital and has some friends there that have been here a couple of times.

Talked to my dad however, and he said she was 17 (soon 18) years old then he laughed and said that I won't be able to close the door to my room anymore etc.

What the fuck. [B][I]NO.[/I][/B]

I hope it's dad trolling me again (we troll each other all the time), if not then fuck sake.

Before anyone says: "lol u gay" or "lol afraid of gurls?" (I'm expecting someone to write it now because I wrote it) I'm not, I just don't want forced interaction with people I don't know + people disturbing me all the time.

[Brochacho]

Forced interaction with a girl your age doesn't sound too bad.

[Neat!]

FUCK YOU bing translate i fucked it up with this cute chinese girl because of [B][U][I]YOU.[/I][/U][/B]

[overpain]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35063267]FUCK YOU bing translate i fucked it up with this cute chinese girl because of [B][U][I]YOU.[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE]
So what? It's not like you are going to meet her irl. Move on.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35062521]Mom brings a guest on Tuesday to sleep over here for a couple of days because she's studying close to where we live.
I was under the assumption she was like 30-40 years since my mom works on a hospital and has some friends there that have been here a couple of times.

Talked to my dad however, and he said she was 17 (soon 18) years old then he laughed and said that I won't be able to close the door to my room anymore etc.

What the fuck. [B][I]NO.[/I][/B]

I hope it's dad trolling me again (we troll each other all the time), if not then fuck sake.

Before anyone says: "lol u gay" or "lol afraid of gurls?" (I'm expecting someone to write it now because I wrote it) I'm not, I just don't want forced interaction with people I don't know + people disturbing me all the time.[/QUOTE]

It is Jackpot for you man there is no reason to be afraid of to talk to her. Hell, who knows?

[mikeyt493]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35058482]Mass Effect 3's sex scenes.

Seriously. You thought the second game's sex scenes were tame? They don't even show Miranda's bra in the third one.[/QUOTE]

bit sad to care about that lmao
if you want to see virtual sex scenes watch hentai or some shit lol who even cares

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=overpain;35063297]So what? It's not like you are going to meet her irl. Move on.

[/QUOTE]

she's an exchange student you dink

[overpain]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35063586]she's an exchange student you dink[/QUOTE]

And she only knows chinese? How is that possible?

[mikeyt493]

I don't think you'd be able to have much of a relationship without being able to actually talk to each other anyway lol

[Brochacho]

After 2 years I finally decided that my hotel in Minecraft should have some rooms.
Its literally the second building I ever built and its been empty since Alpha.

Oopsie daisy.

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=overpain;35063601]And she only knows chinese? How is that possible?[/QUOTE]

No, but her english is terribad. It's cute as fuck somehow and It's still understandable, and we can have conversations, but shit mang i wanna understand her in her native tongue. Which i can't, because I don't speak moonrunes.

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35063760][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjyUy5f3VIw[/media]

This.

All the time.

You knew I was going for the flag.

;_;[/QUOTE]

SHAZBOT

[Brochacho]

Still haven't played tribes, I'M GONNA DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW!

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35063586]she's an exchange student you dink[/QUOTE]

Don't know the details, I know she's 17 and Polish.
And as I said before, dad could be trolling me, he loves to do that.

And now, finished ME3..

The ending, well..
It made me cry so fucking much tears were running down my cheeks. ;_;
I get too fucking attached to the characters in games and shows.

[pr00ch]

Youtube's player updated. Now it doesn't work.

Gee, good fucking job :downs:

[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]

Also, while I'm on youtube, look how community friednly they are, totally listening to the feedback
[url]http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=1ea0a67b673abf7e&hl=en[/url]

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=proch;35064015]Youtube's player updated. Now it doesn't work.

Gee, good fucking job :downs:
[/quote]
Works fine for me, can't see anything updated either. Mind explaining?

[Brochacho]

Looking for cool stuff on Ebay is harder than I thought, results for swords gives me lego items.
Yeah thanks...

Gadgets is plugs and USBs too.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35064242]Works fine for me, can't see anything updated either. Mind explaining?[/QUOTE]

It works now. The bubble you see when holding your mouse over the buffering bar has a slightly different design, indicating It had an update.

:v: