Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Brochacho]

I am so close to buying a sword right now.
UGHGHGH.

Short am I?
[IMG]http://www.hanzoswords.com/assets/images/a46-bk1570.jpg[/IMG]
Fuck you.

[smithy69]

[IMG]http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n530/smithy69fp/fuckthewhat.png[/IMG]

Fucking YouTube has been showing me these five videos on every God damn video I watch. Please tell me I'm not the only one. Also, I watched that Yasha Swag shit when I was high and thought it was hilarious.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=smithy69;35065050][IMG]http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n530/smithy69fp/fuckthewhat.png[/IMG]

Fucking YouTube has been showing me these five videos on every God damn video I watch. Please tell me I'm not the only one. Also, I watched that Yasha Swag shit when I was high and thought it was hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Not the only one.

[Red scout?]

I feel fucking suicidal, I am in this goddamn situation where whatever I do I feel like fucking shit.

I despise my sexuality, no matter what path I go I feel guilt and self hatred. If I do wank to my fucked up fetishes I feel guilt and self hatred afterwards. If I dont do them I constantly think of them, making me feel guilt and self hatred again.

Fuck my life

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;35063496]bit sad to care about that lmao
if you want to see virtual sex scenes watch hentai or some shit lol who even cares[/QUOTE]

it's not about that

I haven't even played mass effect, but I know that bad scenes (of anything) ruin the immersion, like in Dragon Age

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065312]I feel fucking suicidal, I am in this goddamn situation where whatever I do I feel like fucking shit.

I despise my sexuality, no matter what path I go I feel guilt and self hatred. If I do wank to my fucked up fetishes I feel guilt and self hatred afterwards. If I dont do them I constantly think of them, making me feel guilt and self hatred again.

Fuck my life[/QUOTE]

Go off to something soft, try doing that as often as you can.

[Red scout?]

[QUOTE=proch;35065593]Go off to something soft, try doing that as often as you can.[/QUOTE]

I cant get off to anything like that

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065689]I cant get off to anything like that[/QUOTE]

Why?

[Paintry]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065312]I feel fucking suicidal, I am in this goddamn situation where whatever I do I feel like fucking shit.

I despise my sexuality, no matter what path I go I feel guilt and self hatred. If I do wank to my fucked up fetishes I feel guilt and self hatred afterwards. If I dont do them I constantly think of them, making me feel guilt and self hatred again.

Fuck my life[/QUOTE]
There's really nothing wrong with enjoying your fetishes, unless it affects other people.

Don't hate yourself over it.

[Red scout?]

[QUOTE=proch;35065694]Why?[/QUOTE]

Light stuff doesn't do anything for me

[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Jellyman;35065700]There's really nothing wrong with enjoying your fetishes, unless it affects other people.

Don't hate yourself over it.[/QUOTE]

I hate myself because they are so weird and twisted, I feel like such a loser for enjoying them

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065727]Light stuff doesn't do anything for me

[/QUOTE]

I bet it would if you tried only looking at that type for a week

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065727]Light stuff doesn't do anything for me
[/QUOTE]

Then try to get off them step by step. Instead of going off to your fetish, choose something moderately involving it. Then something slightly involving it. Then try it without. Of course, It won't go away like that with just three steps, you might need more "levels" of fetish involvement.

Also, try not to fap for some time, and then do it to not-your-fetish.

[Red scout?]

[QUOTE=proch;35065776]Then try to get off them step by step. Instead of going off to your fetish, choose something moderately involving it. Then something slightly involving it. Then try it without. Of course, It won't go away like that with just three steps, you might need more "levels" of fetish involvement.

Also, try not to fap for some time, and then do it to not-your-fetish.[/QUOTE]

Well, not fapping is out of the picture.

But I will try that other stuff slowly.

[Paintry]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35065727]Light stuff doesn't do anything for me

[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]

I hate myself because they are so weird and twisted, I feel like such a loser for enjoying them[/QUOTE]
Porn is like music, if you listen to (watch) the bad stuff (in this case, anything not containing your fetish) enough, you'll start to like it.

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Jellyman;35065816]Porn is like music, if you listen to (watch) the bad stuff (in this case, anything not containing your fetish) enough, you'll start to like it.[/QUOTE]

How is music like that at all?

[Paintry]

[QUOTE=ILY;35065834]How is music like that at all?[/QUOTE]
Really, if you listen to music which you dislike enough, you'll probably start to like it, I've had this happen to me, and heard of it happening to other people.

[overpain]

[QUOTE=Jellyman;35065849]Really, if you listen to music which you dislike enough, you'll probably start to like it, I've had this happen to me, and heard of it happening to other people.[/QUOTE]

That was me with skrillex. I disliked skrillex. Now he is one of my favorite electronical music artists :v:

[Joxalot]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/mudo_matrix.gif[/img]

See you later guys *enter the matrix*

[ROFLBURGER]

There is this male Asian in my English class that is the definition of a hipster. He wears these huge glasses, has this hipster hairstyle, wears this fur trenchcoat or some shit.

He used to be so load last year but now all you hear is

[sub][sub]teacher yes teacher teacher I need help teacher hey[/sub][/sub]

He sounds like a weaker version of prince

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35066296]The fact that old video game cartridges have a battery pack inside them and after it runs out, you can't save anything on it ever again.

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO PLAY ZELDA OR POKEMON?[/QUOTE]

Both my Gold and Silver suffered this fate. Ruby's battery also died but that just prevents time-based events from occurring... AKA berry growing and day/night changes. (Did that even exist in Ruby/Sapphire...?)

Edit:
I heard they can be replaced. AFAIK they're just regular button batteries.

[smithy69]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35066329]Both my Gold and Silver suffered this fate. Ruby's battery also died but that just prevents time-based events from occurring... AKA berry growing and day/night changes. (Did that even exist in Ruby/Sapphire...?)

Edit:
I heard they can be replaced. AFAIK they're just regular button batteries.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you can replace them, but you have to be incredibly careful. One wrong move and you'll kill the game.

[Lighting]

Came home to find mom "brushing" one of my dogs. I had to shove her away because she left the poor animal traumatized.

I swear, I want to punch her so bad.

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=Cructo;35066649]Good, now watch more episodes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cructo;35066728]Watch them anyway[/QUOTE]

People like this.

It's his decision whether or not he wants to keep watching the show. Don't force your pony stuff on other people. It's one of the biggest flame-generating posts anyone can make here.

[pr00ch]

^ Period.

Now lets stop talking about this to prevent a page long shitstorm.

[ROFLBURGER]

I should record a video of myself watching a selected episode of MLP.
I don't think my friends are going to do it.

[Rebi]

When people use the invisible unicorn as an argument against religion in debates of the sort. If that is your argument, your argument may as well be the chewbacca defense.

"Is chewbacca a wookie?"

"Wha-"

"Is he?"

"Yes"

"Well, if chewbacca is a wookie, then that means that religion is wrong! See?"

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Cructo;35066880]I'm not forcing anything, I'm just suggesting.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but from the look of those two posts it looked like you were about to start excessively suggesting, just like the MLP stereotype fan likes it. kind of like:

-Watch it.
-Nah, I didn't like it too much.
-Watch it anyway.
-Don't have the time.
-But why not? Its only a few minutes
-Because, I said no.
-Come on, watch it watch it watch it

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35064954]I am so close to buying a sword right now.
UGHGHGH.

Short am I?
[IMG]http://www.hanzoswords.com/assets/images/a46-bk1570.jpg[/IMG]
Fuck you.[/QUOTE]

Don't buy it it's fucking useless

you will look like a weaboo faggot tool if you have that thing hanging on your wall, get an authentic talwar or similar saber. those are classy as fuck

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35066976]Don't buy it it's fucking useless

you will look like a weaboo faggot tool if you have that thing hanging on your wall, get an authentic talwar or similar saber. those are classy as fuck[/QUOTE]

Statements like this get me mad. My dad is interested in all kinds of swords, mostly ones like these, and he's 50 something.

Does this mean he's a weeaboo?

Also I am also interested in all kinds of swords, and I got one for my birthday. I wanted a different one then a Katana but that's what I got, since 90% of stores that stock replica/authentic stabby things only have swords with a style that originate from Japan around here.

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35066174]Lost a bet with a friend and had to watch an entire episode of MLP.

[sp] I hate to admit, I kind of enjoyed it. [/sp][/QUOTE]

out of curiosity, which episode?