Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I killed a spider with spray earlier and it fell behind the computer desk. ITS DEAD BODY IS SOMEHOW BACK ON THE DESK BUT RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOUSEMAT. I told that spider "listen here you, say in the corner and I will leave you alone" The spider continues to climb closer and closer to the computer where I'm sat. He had his fucking warning.

need to force myself to apologize to my step dad so I won't be grounded anymore HATE apologizing, I'm even awkward when I do that shit

Ebay in a nutshell This seller does not ship to Australia. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[QUOTE=smithy69;35072370]I thought a shitstorm would be fun. Right now I'm being told how ignorant and evil I am because 1. I don't support Kony 2012 (Even though I do, I just don't talk about it 24/7 and act like I'm a fucking saint) and 2. I don't believe in God. Christ, these ignorant people piss me off. [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] Guys, I've just been told the greatest thing ever. Evolution goes against science! I'm not fucking joking. This guy is trying to tell me how evolution goes against science.[/QUOTE] thats like saying dogs leg going against the dog

Apparently, because I don't really like star wars all that much anymore, people are saying I had a bad childhood or something. So, disliking a movie series=having mental problems?

I just remembered that Jack Thompson is a thing that exists. It almost makes me a little nostalgic for the good old times. God, I'm glad I haven't heard from that shithead in a long time, though.

Why do you guys start shit on facebook and then whine about being socially alienated, but anyways. "I like you as a friend" Heart broken.

[QUOTE=tier56;35072820]Apparently, because I don't really like star wars all that much anymore, people are saying I had a bad childhood or something. So, disliking a movie series=having mental problems?[/QUOTE] Shit, disliking Star Wars means you're fucked up? I've never liked Star Wars. Well uh... Oops?

It sucks to get friendzoned but you can't really criticize the girl for doing it as so many seem to do.

My facebook avatar is fabulous [img]http://i.imgur.com/ppNOS.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Zambies!;35072881]Why do you guys start shit on facebook and then whine about being socially alienated, but anyways. "I like you as a friend" Heart broken.[/QUOTE] I think they see it as being in a hole with a shovel so HEY why not dig it deeper am I right past the fucking bedrock all the way down to the [h2]fucking CORE[/h2]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35072957]It sucks to get friendzoned but you can't really criticize the girl for doing it as so many seem to do.[/QUOTE] I think its just the term 'friendzone' that needs to be changed, its fine to be friends with a girl but when you refer to yourself as being friendzoned it just means you fucked up and its her fault and you should hate her.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35072989]I think they see it as being in a hole with a shovel so HEY why not dig it deeper am I right past the fucking bedrock all the way down to the [h2]fucking CORE[/h2][/QUOTE] I'd use the shovel to (attempt) to dig a path upwards.

oh god my stomach hurts so bad right now I can't even stand up straight. It feels like this always happens to me when I eat junk food.

[QUOTE=NateDude;35073010]I'd use the shovel to (attempt) to dig a path upwards.[/QUOTE] Well, you don't want to dig directly upwards, you might hit a lava pool.

[QUOTE=Crash15;35072973]My facebook avatar is fabulous [img]http://i.imgur.com/ppNOS.png[/img][/QUOTE] Not as fabulous as [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40986413/Dat%20hair.gif[/t]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35073106]Not as fabulous as [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40986413/Dat%20hair.gif[/t][/QUOTE] fgsfds guy is and always will be your real avatar

Truly dazzling [img]http://i.imgur.com/H06NI.png[/img]

so I took out the trash earlier, and I walked back inside and my mom was like "Hey I think I just heard one of the babies say they needed to go pee, go check it out" and I was walking through the hallway and then I look to the left and my little brother is in the bathroom with the door open, pissing he just says "It tingles when I pee" how do I rate someone informative in real life

Popping my knuckles sound like gunshots. My hands are going to be a crippled, arthritic mess when I'm older.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35073257]so I took out the trash earlier, and I walked back inside and my mom was like "Hey I think I just heard one of the babies say they needed to go pee, go check it out" and I was walking through the hallway and then I look to the left and my little brother is in the bathroom with the door open, pissing he just says "It tingles when I pee" how do I rate someone informative in real life[/QUOTE] You touch their weenie

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;35073294]Popping my knuckles sound like gunshots. My hands are going to be a crippled, arthritic mess when I'm older.[/QUOTE] you dont get arthritis from popping your joins

[QUOTE=Crash15;35073316]you dont get arthritis from popping your joins[/QUOTE] Really? Just one of those things I've always heard of I guess, myth busted. Still, my hands will continue to be a mess.

I do believe that a study was done that found lessened grip strength in knuckle crackers.

Hurray I'm going to get my shoes soon.

I just watched that episode of my little pony sandman linked me. Holy hell that was a buzzkill. uploading my reaction now

What? Was it good?

Remember that douchebag cousin I have? Apparently, he thinks I'm a retard because I think that Mass Effect 3 isn't really all that good, then he asked me "What RPG do you think deserves to be considered a blockbuster, then?". And I say "Deus Ex". Then he goes on and on about how Deus Ex is considered by reviewers to be too complicated to enjoy. I'm sorry, but I'm supposed to take a game that isn't really all that much of an RPG that's basically Gears of War, fanservice edition in space over a game that actually forces me to think "Should I light that fucker up, or should I just sneak past him?" and has generally good gameplay and an actually well-written story?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35073590]What? Was it good?[/QUOTE] no the lesson of the episode was "If you're a dumbfuck, then you you will get an award for being a dumbfuck"

We really should get someone to draw a "STGYM Bros 2012" picture like they do in some of the other threads with mini-communities.