Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=kaine123;35079458]I was just told by my Father that when I was born I was a C-section. so when they were taking me out of my Mom, one of the Doctor's were making several jokes about Alien. My Dad apparently even joined in on the fun.[/QUOTE] on the bright side, you much like myself can safely say you've never been in your mother's vagina

Also when my Brother was born. he came out the opposite of how he was supposed to, so they attached a machine to him to "suck him out." For some reason his head was purple when he came out so my Dad picked him up and said "It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive!" While cackling maniacally.

[QUOTE=kaine123;35079858]Also when my Brother was born. he came out the opposite of how he was supposed to, so they attached a machine to him to "suck him out." For some reason his head was purple when he came out so my Dad picked him up and said "It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive!" While cackling maniacally.[/QUOTE] Your dad sounds like a fun guy.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35079438]Oh look, [url=http://facepunch.com/threads/1169233?p=35078152&viewfull=1#post35078152]I have a new person to hate![/url][/QUOTE] He was always a shitposter from the beginning.

how my greasemonkey scripts stop working for no reason that I know of I want my rating history and automatic avatar cache update [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]

man don't you hate it when you meet a guy and he's really friendly and polite and you think 'what a lovely bloke' then a few years later you wonder whatever happened to him and your mum tells you that he was a war criminal from the Rwandan massacre don't you just hate it

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;35079998]man don't you hate it when you meet a guy and he's really friendly and polite and you think 'what a lovely bloke' then a few years later you wonder whatever happened to him and your mum tells you that he was a war criminal from the Rwandan massacre don't you just hate it[/QUOTE] That happens to me all the time.

That one of my friends drums so much better than me. [video=youtube;MT2Kt9ZOSa8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT2Kt9ZOSa8[/video] Fuck you Kyle. [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] Of course this is better. [video=youtube;6VtLEMJrIPg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtLEMJrIPg[/video]

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;35079913]Your dad sounds like a fun guy.[/QUOTE] He is quite a silly man.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;35079998]man don't you hate it when you meet a guy and he's really friendly and polite and you think 'what a lovely bloke' then a few years later you wonder whatever happened to him and your mum tells you that he was a war criminal from the Rwandan massacre don't you just hate it[/QUOTE] I once had a family friend for a few years. We called him "Uncle Kenny". When my dad was overseas and needed some money wired to him, we gave Uncle Kenny a thousand or so dollars and got him to wire it. Good Ol' Uncle Kenny stole the money and never returned our calls. Oh well. He's in federal prison for trying to smuggle cocaine into Spain.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35079972]how my greasemonkey scripts stop working for no reason that I know of I want my rating history and automatic avatar cache update [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Don't tell me Garry got rid of those features too!

[QUOTE=Sherd Red;35079600]It's an action adventure game.[/QUOTE] Yes is, but it is also an RPG. [IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/3/6904521252-orig.png[/IMG] This is what I meant by sub-genres

How no one can take me seriously when I say I listen to a capella metal. [video=youtube;BEwNrjvNiYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs[/video]

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another boring day

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35080542]How no one can take me seriously when I say I listen to a capella metal. [video=youtube;BEwNrjvNiYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs[/video][/QUOTE] Van Canto are awesome whatchu sayin' [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA[/media] RIMMIANIMAMMIANIMAMMIANIMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35080632]Van Canto are awesome whatchu sayin' [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA[/media] RIMMIANIMAMMIANIMAMMIANIMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/QUOTE] I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35080632]Van Canto are awesome whatchu sayin' [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA[/media] RIMMIANIMAMMIANIMAMMIANIMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/QUOTE] I like Van Canto, because they make me giggle. They're so silly with their rundundundundun's [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zgrbCMUUV0&list=FLaTTUAv-b91cAePNfVD_hJw&index=84&feature=plpp_video[/media][/quote]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35080704]I like Van Canto, because they make me giggle. They're so silly with their rundundundundun's[/QUOTE] Silly metal is always good

God damn, the police are here to talk to my dad about something. They said he's not in trouble, I hope nothing too bad is happening.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35080775]God damn, the police are here to talk to my dad about something. They said he's not in trouble, I hope nothing too bad is happening.[/QUOTE] you gonna get yoself some lethal injections

Today is my birthday and all I do is study for an exam, besides all my friends are currently not there.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35080555][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bblrk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm worried about you feeling the need to post this here

Oh god, they took him away in the police car. They say he has to go to the hospital and speak with a nurse because of some things he said. He's apparently really depressed about his nephew passing away. I really hope he doesn't end up killing himself.

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;35080927]I'm worried about you feeling the need to post this here[/QUOTE] That facebook post made him mad? Just a thought [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SoaringScout;35080934]Oh god, they took him away in the police car. They say he has to go to the hospital and speak with a nurse because of some things he said. He's apparently really depressed about his nephew passing away. I really hope he doesn't end up killing himself.[/QUOTE] Hospitals are good about this sort of thing, he should be fine.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35080931]"Write a rap about this book" Fucking hell, not everyone listens or enjoys rap, and even then, not everyone has the talent enough to write one.[/QUOTE] Fuck bitches, fuck bitches, with my dick, with my dick. There I just wrote a rap.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35081035]Fuck bitches, fuck bitches, with my dick, with my dick. There I just wrote a rap.[/QUOTE] This gets me mad.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35081059]This gets me mad.[/QUOTE] You can't handle the truth.

[QUOTE=ILY;35080940]That facebook post made him mad? Just a thought[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's why I posted it.. This IS shit that gets you mad, no?

[QUOTE=joshjet;35081109]You can't handle the truth.[/QUOTE] [quote]I was a dark, dumb student No hooky rookie day trippin' on visions of chickens That look like R. Crumb drew 'em They grew 'em in a royal dirt of Suffolk county's Flooring with the blood of an alcoholic clergyman in his forearms Long Island was porn stars and puppies pushin' sniffles Fit into the aforementioned or slipped through the pinholes 'Zook slipped through the pinholes Crispy the god sender who thunk over a quarter plunk to local Mortal Kom vender[/quote] :colbert: