Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I think my sister's boyfriend just broke up with her. He was a really cool guy and I think he picked the worst time possible to break up with her. Not only is our father in the hospital dealing with depression, but our cousin just died of cancer (which ties in with the depression).

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35098013]I think my sister's boyfriend just broke up with her. He was a really cool guy and I think he picked the worst time possible to break up with her. Not only is our father in the hospital dealing with depression, but our cousin just died of cancer (which ties in with the depression).[/QUOTE] If he knew, he's an asshole.

-Didn't mean to post this the fuck-

How the "Games in progress" section of general games discussion has become "Join mi minecraft server lol"

So from what I understand Mass Effects 1 and 2 are great but on 3 they fucked a whole bunch of shit up and got extremely greedy?

That's what I've heard in a nutshell, yeah. I didn't really like 2 though [editline]11th March 2012[/editline] 1 was fantastic.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35093392]Yeah. "high speed". WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS LITERALLY HALF AS FAST AS DIAL-UP. [img]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1827396839.png[/img] [editline]11th March 2012[/editline] avatar fits.[/QUOTE] Actually slower than dialup :v: Dialup is 56KB/s. Looks like you're getting 30 KB/s :v:

Off to play Arma 2 I guess. I was really lucky, I found some cool guys to make games with within my first 25 hours of game time. Now we play all the time.

I feel shy about everything. Even posting on FP. I had like 3-4 paragraphs typed out explaining how I was shy irl. Then I just deleted it. Fuck. Being shy fucking sucks.

[QUOTE=The Unforgotten;35098159]I feel shy about everything. Even posting on FP. I had like 3-4 paragraphs typed out explaining how I was shy irl. Then I just deleted it. Fuck. Being shy fucking sucks.[/QUOTE] Dude, same here. I type some paragraphs but end up deleting them and just posting something short. I'm very awkward with words both irl and here.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35098083]So from what I understand Mass Effects 1 and 2 are great but on 3 they fucked a whole bunch of shit up and got extremely greedy?[/QUOTE] ME3 was good, except for the quest system and the ending.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35098306]ME3 was good, except for the quest system and the ending.[/QUOTE] ME2's ending was amazing.

[QUOTE=Lighting;35098302]Dude, same here. I type some paragraphs but end up deleting them and just posting something short. I'm very awkward with words both irl and here.[/QUOTE] Around people I don't know I'm very shy and awkward and can't make good conversation. Around my friends that I know well I'm like the life of the party, shit doesn't make any sense at all. I want to buy a tablet but when It get delivered to my house I don't want the awkwardness of explaining to my parents that I like drawing and stuff. Plus they're technology illiterate so I'd have to explain what it does and how much it costed me and stuff. That little 5 minute conversation is preventing me from doing something I really want to do.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35098083]So from what I understand Mass Effects 1 and 2 are great but on 3 they fucked a whole bunch of shit up and got extremely greedy?[/QUOTE] Most definitely. I could go on a huge rant about idiots of Youtube complaining about stupid shit (romance related) instead of what was ACTUALLY wrong about the endings/game as a whole.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35097782]How the delicious Taco Bueno is super far away, and the closest thing is Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell.[/QUOTE] This is ironic: Taco Bell did a commercial about this kid who learned about the Dorito Taco and drove like 900 miles with friends just to get one.

This is around the 6th time he has been in the fucking hospital the last two years. [QUOTE]3:38 PM - 3:37 PM - Sir Duck: guess who was in the hospital! 3:38 PM - Quinnjdq: GOD DAMN IT BLOOOD HAWWWWWWWWK 3:38 PM - Quinnjdq: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 3:38 PM - Quinnjdq: WHAT THIS TIME 3:38 PM - Sir Duck: If your pissed now, I can't wait to see your reaction when I tell you what for. 3:38 PM - Sir Duck: Sword fighting 3:38 PM - Sir Duck: :3 3:39 PM - Quinnjdq: That 3:39 PM - Quinnjdq: hm 3:39 PM - Quinnjdq: Pretty badass 3:39 PM - Quinnjdq: What happened? 3:39 PM - Sir Duck: Well, I went a round with my pal, and I got him after a few minutes 3:40 PM - Sir Duck: Split his arm open, but then he wanted a re match claiming that he wants to "defend his honor" 3:40 PM - Sir Duck: So I go for his other arm, 3:41 PM - Sir Duck: HE PUNCHES ME AND SLASHES MY LEG 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: Wait, wait 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: Real swords? 3:41 PM - Sir Duck: yupers 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: You are so fucking stupid 3:41 PM - Sir Duck: I know, 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: You are so lucky I love you 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: or else 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: srsly 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: bro 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: You are stupid 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: Fuck 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: WHY REAL SWORDS 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: WHY 3:41 PM - Quinnjdq: WHY NOT FENSEING SWORDS? 3:41 PM - Sir Duck: Well, we had no fencing swords 3:42 PM - Sir Duck: god 3:42 PM - Sir Duck: use your head quinn 3:42 PM - Sir Duck: ..... 3:42 PM - Sir Duck: stupid 3:42 PM - Quinnjdq: You are so luck you are not dead. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35098457]When a fellow student says something that is complete bullshit about history or something. "That's not what happened." "YEAH, WELL THAT'S WHAT MY TEACHER TOLD ME AND HE'S BEEN TEACHING FOR YEARS." I don't care how long he's been teaching, Stalin was not frozen in the 90s.[/QUOTE] Yesterday I was in a debating competitions and was watching a professional debate about religion and one of them said that Hitler made a secular Nazi Germany. I had half a mind to stand up and to tell him to sit his ass down.

A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35098673]A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.[/QUOTE] This [I]sounds like the reason he's no longer your friend[/I].

Whenever anyone mentions my late dad. My uncle just came into my room bitching about how i didn't go to feed the dogs at my mom's cafe (i must note, there was no food to give them and i didn't know because i was out the entire weekend and only got home about an hour ago) and then for some dumbass fucking reason decided to say 'i'm saying this as your uncle, almost as old as your dad was when he passed' and then proceeded to make a mockery out of the entire internet claiming it was all illusions and bullshit and that you can't make any money or put food on the table or ANYTHING from it, even though i was providing him with an assload of arguments and examples, but this close minded, overly religious, alcoholic, tech illiterate dick i have to call an uncle just has to go and mention my dad. It is the ONE FUCKING THING that genuinely makes me sad like some twisted emotional switch. (he died in may 2010 after battling stomach cancer for 2 years, it's agonizing to just type about..)

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35098673]A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.[/QUOTE] Don't. I've been there several times, felt the same you did. It will get better. Seriously, ignore what he says, he's a moron, a lot of people are. Don't take any insults to your heart, just ignore insults you get and say "fuck it, what an idiot" and move on. You'll find people who will like you for who you are.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35098673]A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.[/QUOTE] You can't do that if we'll be too busy group hugging you until you're happy again.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35098673]A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.[/QUOTE] Fuck what he says, man. You're better than him. You can pull through.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35098673]A friend of mine who isn't a friend anymore called me a hypocrite, said I won't have any friends ever again and told me how much of a shitty person I am. Time to think about jumping off a bridge. Yes, I am serious.[/QUOTE] One person saying all of that is not a reason to kill yourself. That you won't have friends again? Bullshit. That's up to you. He's just a prick, don't let that get to you. Please. [QUOTE=The Unforgotten;35098398]Around people I don't know I'm very shy and awkward and can't make good conversation. Around my friends that I know well I'm like the life of the party, shit doesn't make any sense at all. I want to buy a tablet but when It get delivered to my house I don't want the awkwardness of explaining to my parents that I like drawing and stuff. Plus they're technology illiterate so I'd have to explain what it does and how much it costed me and stuff. That little 5 minute conversation is preventing me from doing something I really want to do.[/QUOTE] If it's something you really like, tell them calmly and explain in simple ways, no need to use fancy terms, just general stuff. Don't let your shyness prevent you from doing what you like.

My Gmod has a record of 1895 hours played ???? WHAT HOW Did I really play Gmod that much? When it comes to games ragdolls and physics amuse me too easily, I guess I'm really good with games, almost anything can impress me.

[QUOTE=mfb412;35098938]Whenever anyone mentions my late dad. My uncle just came into my room bitching about how i didn't go to feed the dogs at my mom's cafe (i must note, there was no food to give them and i didn't know because i was out the entire weekend and only got home about an hour ago) and then for some dumbass fucking reason decided to say 'i'm saying this as your uncle, almost as old as your dad was when he passed' and then proceeded to make a mockery out of the entire internet claiming it was all illusions and bullshit and that you can't make any money or put food on the table or ANYTHING from it, even though i was providing him with an assload of arguments and examples, but this close minded, overly religious, alcoholic, tech illiterate dick i have to call an uncle just has to go and mention my dad. It is the ONE FUCKING THING that genuinely makes me sad like some twisted emotional switch. (he died in may 2010 after battling stomach cancer for 2 years, it's agonizing to just type about..)[/QUOTE] Your Uncle sounds like a major asshole.

My roommate is a dumbfuck. I brought up the topic of NASA's underfunding and how we've spent more on a 10 year war than on 50 years of science. [quote]"What do we need to go up in space for, what has it helped with?" "It has given people hopes and dreams. "What do we need that for? "Rather than seeing into the future, we're only looking in the present day" "What good has it done?" "What good has the giant war in the Middle East done" This is when it gets really fucking retarded. "Well God said that we need to help our neighbors." "What the fuck? Since when was the Middle East of Europe our neighbors?" "We need to help our friends" "Yeah, the Middle East is REALLY friendly" [/quote] He then stormed off.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35099705]My roommate is a dumbfuck. I brought up the topic of NASA's underfunding and how we've spent more on a 10 year war than on 50 years of science. He then stormed off.[/QUOTE] As ignorant as this sounds sometimes I feel that Facepunch's desire to support NASA is more influenced by SCIENCE, COOL than by legitimate benefits. It doesn't help that your reason for supporting NASA was really ridiculously vague.

I was planning to waste today playing videogames but instead I wasted it on Youtube and Facepunch, and that's just embarrassing.

How I'm probably going to go without eating today for some stupid reason.