Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35113410]l l's title[/QUOTE] I like it

[QUOTE=Crash15;35113420]Why is she trying to make your parents divorce?[/QUOTE] She (and all the other woman on her side of the family besides my mom) have hated my dad since the god damn wedding night.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35113453]l l's title is fucking hilarious. He was pretty much asking for it too by acting like a jerk to people.[/QUOTE] Content is funny. Posts that stretch pages a lot with no content are not.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35113612]Content is funny. Posts that stretch pages a lot are not.[/QUOTE] I should talk like this from now on

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8irrP5bqw&feature=related[/media] Ever go to a metal gig and see someone doing this (Flailing like a fucking nonce, normal moshing is fine), Do everyone a favour and punch the fucker

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35113561]She (and all the other woman on her side of the family besides my mom) have hated my dad since the god damn wedding night.[/QUOTE] Wow what a bitch, feminists are insane, I read something yesterday where they thought that Toy story 3 was sexist because there are more male toys than female and they convey the women as being all dramatic and emotional. WHAT.. WHATTTTT

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35113669]Wow what a bitch, feminists are insane, I read something yesterday where they thought that Toy story 3 was sexist because there are more male toys than female and they convey the women as being all dramatic and emotional. WHAT.. WHATTTTT[/QUOTE] This goes out to all feminists [video=youtube;nc_LIR5ExIU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU[/video]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35113662][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8irrP5bqw&feature=related[/media] Ever go to a metal gig and see someone doing this (Flailing like a fucking nonce, normal moshing is fine), Do everyone a favour and punch the fucker[/QUOTE] oh my fucking god hahahahaha

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35113410]l l's title[/QUOTE] whats wrong with it [QUOTE=Onyx3173;35113453]l l's title is fucking hilarious. He was pretty much asking for it too by acting like a jerk to people.[/QUOTE] [B]lmao [/B]what the fuck are you on?

[QUOTE=l l;35113782]whats wrong with it [/QUOTE] Posts like these.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35113789]Posts like these.[/QUOTE] I like Latin_Geek's better

[QUOTE=l l;35113782]whats wrong with it lmao what the fuck are you on[/QUOTE] [quote=l l's title]i fondle myself when i think about funion and i want to grow up just like him because i love him and he is the best... ;)[/quote]

2 IIs sucks

How my dads drinking behind me and my moms back. We caught him today, and whats gonna happen is his liver will fail if he continues. When it does he dies. And when he dies I don't have a father anymore. I dont know what to do, I don't know..

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35113612]Content is funny. Posts that stretch pages a lot with no content are not.[/QUOTE] The content of his title is funny though. [QUOTE=l l;35113782]lmao what the fuck are you on[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/B60ve.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vZbke.png[/img] No idea. Must be pretty good if it affects messages on FP though.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35113910]The content of his title is funny though. [img]http://i.imgur.com/B60ve.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vZbke.png[/img] No idea. Must be pretty good if it affects messages on FP though.[/QUOTE] I don't follow your train of thought, is this supposed to be a retort or?

[QUOTE=l l;35114004]I don't follow your train of thought, is this supposed to be a retort or?[/QUOTE] I was explaining why you were pretty much asking for it?

Seriously though Do the world of metal a favour and dropkick anyone who throws down like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSb3HMr3nz4&feature=related[/media] I cannot explain how much I hate HXC dancers

Funion is best, what are you on? He is very optimistic.

Well that was nice. Went out to eat with my girlfriend. Haven't had a night free for awhile.

It took me forever [days] just to figure out how to get the dwarves to cut wood in DF. Now how the fuck do I get a fortress started?

So I've been playing Fable TLC, and I decided to roll as a wizard. Well, if you want to be a wizard in TLC, you get to eat shit pancakes, because will eats ass. You start off with lightning, and it takes forever to get experience enough to level up shit, which is a problem considering that the starter lightning [i]sucks shit.[/i] So since the starter spells you'll get suck shit you suck shit as well and it takes forever to kill anybody who isn't a wasp. But it's not like that matters because your Will - can I just call it mana? - mana bar will be completely empty in 10 seconds, so you have to chug mana potions like crazy and it's sort of hard to do that when every mana potion is 100 coins. I could only afford it by doing that house shit where you waste time running back and forth selling it over and over for very small amounts of profit. And for those 30 minutes you spend killing the enemies in front of you it's always hanging over your heard that you could whip out your sword and be done with it extremely quickly, at the expense of looking like the hulk. After I killed Twinblade though I was hit with enough experience to buy two levels of divine fury so that means I never have to use anything else ever again.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35114711]So I've been playing Fable TLC, and I decided to roll as a wizard. Well, if you want to be a wizard in TLC, you get to eat shit pancakes, because will eats ass. You start off with lightning, and it takes forever to get experience enough to level up shit, which is a problem considering that the starter lightning [i]sucks shit.[/i] So since the starter spells you'll get suck shit you suck shit as well and it takes forever to kill anybody who isn't a wasp. But it's not like that matters because your Will - can I just call it mana? - mana bar will be completely empty in 10 seconds, so you have to chug mana potions like crazy and it's sort of hard to do that when every mana potion is 100 coins. I could only afford it by doing that house shit where you waste time running back and forth selling it over and over for very small amounts of profit. And for those 30 minutes you spend killing the enemies in front of you it's always hanging over your heard that you could whip out your sword and be done with it extremely quickly, at the expense of looking like the hulk. After I killed Twinblade though I was hit with enough experience to buy two levels of divine fury so that means I never have to use anything else ever again.[/QUOTE] Divine fury is hilariously OP. [sp]Its ok, that's the only one I use too[/sp]

I do believe I just heard somebody say that Rob Bourdon AND Dave Grohl are bad drummers. And also hates the sound of guitars.

This weekend I visited my grandpa in his "retirement community", and not to sound to mean, but old people who can't take care of themselves are really fucking sad. I'd rather die by falling off a cliff or getting in a car wreck or something then end up like some of them.

[QUOTE=Snake7;35115656]This weekend I visited my grandpa in his "retirement community", and not to sound to mean, but old people who can't take care of themselves are really fucking sad. I'd rather die by falling off a cliff or getting in a car wreck or something then end up like some of them.[/QUOTE]It's even worse when they are completely forgotten and left there by their families.

[Url=http://www.jackinthebox.com/menu/product.php?prod_id=bacon_shake&cat_id=3]The bacon shake.[/url] a large one of these fuckers is [i]over 1000 calories.[/i]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35115949][Url=http://www.jackinthebox.com/menu/product.php?prod_id=bacon_shake&cat_id=3]The bacon shake.[/url] a large one of these fuckers is [i]over 1000 calories.[/i][/QUOTE] I read that as "bacon snake", and pictured an image of a giant snake made out of bacon being delivered to your house bacon shake sounds much more disturbing though

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35115949][Url=http://www.jackinthebox.com/menu/product.php?prod_id=bacon_shake&cat_id=3]The bacon shake.[/url] a large one of these fuckers is [i]over 1000 calories.[/i][/QUOTE] Why does that make you mad?

No matter how wrong a girl is in an argument they will somehow turn it on you and make you feel like a dick.