Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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Hey, any of you ever hear me bitch about how my dad and my brother and sister's dad never paying child support once ever not even a little bit?
Well, we're slated to get 6,100 dollars from my brother and sister's dad, in July.
we gon buy bling bling
[QUOTE=ILY;35135884][url]http://somnovastudios.blogspot.com/2012/03/character-preview-4-annaliese-koell.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh, I still see your heart one.
When my retail copy of BRINK doesn't have a CD Key and GAME don't take back opened PC stuff.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;35136157]Oh, I still see your heart one.[/QUOTE]
I only made a few of my avatars from scratch, I'm sorry that I give a different impression to people. :v:
[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=brandonsh;35137152]When my retail copy of BRINK doesn't have a CD Key and GAME don't take back opened PC stuff.[/QUOTE]
You should be glad that you don't need to play it
I waited so long for it to come out and then It was HORRIBLE
I downloaded a couple of skins for TF2 and my game started getting glitchy textures and the weapon names just say "Unknown Item". I'm gonna try to re-install the game.
My brother won't shut up about how "bad the ending of ME3 was"
I don't even play mass effect
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35137205]I downloaded a couple of skins for TF2 and my game started getting glitchy textures and the weapon names just say "Unknown Item". I'm gonna try to re-install the game.[/QUOTE]
Just take out the Downloaded Skins :v:
[QUOTE=NateDude;35137326]Just take out the Downloaded Skins :v:[/QUOTE]
I already did that and the game was still acting weird.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35137353]I already did that and the game was still acting weird.[/QUOTE]
I don't know any skins that do that.
Have you tried deleting you /TF/ Folder? When you attempt to launch the game it will redownload [I]only[/I] the Team Fortress content, so it'll be a shorter DL.
[QUOTE=NateDude;35137489]I don't know any skins that do that.
Have you tried deleting you /TF/ Folder? When you attempt to launch the game it will redownload [I]only[/I] the Team Fortress content, so it'll be a shorter DL.[/QUOTE]
No, I haven't. Shit, I should have waited for suggestions before re-installing it. Oh well. It's almost done downloading anyway.
Im the only one on facepunch who likes Duke Nukem Forever and Brink.
Also some mentally challenged person tried pulling a prank on me.
I was pissing in a urnal and some kid says "DURR YOU KNOW YUR PEEING IN THE GIRLS WASHRUM"
I asked him "Tell me what the hell im pissing in right now"
"A WOMANS TOLIET"
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35137663]Im the only one on facepunch who likes Duke Nukem Forever and Brink. [/QUOTE]
Honestly, I thought both were pretty fun. They could have been a lot better though.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35137663]Im the only one on facepunch who likes Duke Nukem Forever and Brink.
Also some mentally challenged person tried pulling a prank on me.
I was pissing in a urnal and some kid says "DURR YOU KNOW YUR PEEING IN THE GIRLS WASHRUM"
I asked him "Tell me what the hell im pissing in right now"
"A WOMANS TOLIET"[/QUOTE]
I like DNF too. I haven't tried Brink yet, though.
I do not know what I want for my 18th birthday. I ran the suggestions of hookers, sluts, Hooters, strip clubs, etc. by my parents and they said no.
Besides a cigar (yes, I know, it sounds dumb) I dunno what else to get. I might just want to have them give me cash but I'm not sure.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35138095]I do not know what I want for my 18th birthday. I ran the suggestions of [B]hookers, sluts, Hooters, strip clubs, etc.[/B][highlight] by my parents[/highlight][B] and they said no.[/B]
Besides a cigar (yes, I know, it sounds dumb) I dunno what else to get. I might just want to have them give me cash but I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
What did you expect?
"Mom, can I have a Hooker for my birthday?"
"[IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-aaaaa.gif[/IMG]"
[QUOTE=NateDude;35138149]What did you expect?
"Mom, can I have a Hooker for my birthday?"
"[IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-aaaaa.gif[/IMG]"[/QUOTE]
They obviously knew I was joking.
[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;35126661]None of my friends care about [Prototype 2].[/QUOTE]
They are probably just waiting for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=625672"]fuck shit up.[/URL]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35137663]Im the only one on facepunch who likes Duke Nukem Forever and Brink.
Also some mentally challenged person tried pulling a prank on me.
I was pissing in a urnal and some kid says "DURR YOU KNOW YUR PEEING IN THE GIRLS WASHRUM"
I asked him "Tell me what the hell im pissing in right now"
"A WOMANS TOLIET"[/QUOTE]
DNF was pretty good, people just had no idea what to expect and had their expectations wayy too high.
[QUOTE=proch;35138402]They are probably just waiting for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=625672"]fuck shit up.[/URL][/QUOTE]
aaaaaaaaaaa I'd been looking for that forever thank you thank you
Just thought you guys should know.
We're going to the MOTHER FUCKING FINALS.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35138095]I do not know what I want for my 18th birthday. I ran the suggestions of hookers, sluts, Hooters, strip clubs, etc. by my parents and they said no.
Besides a cigar (yes, I know, it sounds dumb) I dunno what else to get. I might just want to have them give me cash but I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
those are the kinds of things that would be more suited to do with friends rather than parents
except the hooker don't invite your friends for that. Bit awkward.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35138095]I do not know what I want for my 18th birthday. I ran the suggestions of hookers, sluts, Hooters, strip clubs, etc. by my parents and they said no.
Besides a cigar (yes, I know, it sounds dumb) I dunno what else to get. I might just want to have them give me cash but I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
I went to Hooters for my 13th birthday :v:
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35138095]I do not know what I want for my 18th birthday. I ran the suggestions of hookers, sluts, Hooters, strip clubs, etc. by my parents and they said no.
Besides a cigar (yes, I know, it sounds dumb) I dunno what else to get. I might just want to have them give me cash but I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]My dad told me that my mom told him to take me to Vegas for my 21st birthday for strippers and all that fun stuff.
I [B]FUCKING HATE[/B] MICE THAT MAKE SO LOUD NOISES THAT IT KEEPS ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT
Im in physics class
Read number 6
[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/0/view/ip9w3pxrbx4xidd/Physics/Photo%20Mar%2014%2C%201%2027%2058%20PM.jpg[/t]
Answer:*[url]http://db.tt/BEUNQkGB[/url]
How the fuck are we supposed to get this answer and explain it.
[QUOTE=NateDude;35138149]What did you expect?
"Mom, can I have a Hooker for my birthday?"
"[IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-aaaaa.gif[/IMG]"[/QUOTE]
my friend's parents took him to a brothel without him asking (prostitution is "sort of" legalized here, though. it's not officially considered a job, but it's not a crime either)
probably because his family is very traditional and conservative, and that's a part of the whole "becoming a man" thing
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34497447]Yawning is not rude.
You yawn when you aren't breathing in enough oxygen.
*Yawns*
"YOU ARE VERY RUDE BECAUSE YOU WERE YAWNING"
"OH I'M FUCKING SORRY, WOULD YOU LIKE IT BETTER IF I RANDOMLY FELL ON THE FLOOR DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN?"[/QUOTE]
oh so this is why I yawn like 50 times in a row when I'm extremely high. Thanks for that tidbit of info.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;35139580]oh so this is why I yawn like 50 times in a row when I'm extremely high. Thanks for that tidbit of info.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that.
Whenever I hear about people yawning I start to yawn. I just yawned because I read that.
When my classmates get sick and I get sick too. I feel TERRIBLE.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35139642]Fuck that.
Whenever I hear about people yawning I start to yawn. I just yawned because I read that.[/QUOTE]
I have the same thing and I just yawned three times. Damn you.
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