Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35185165]I think 90% of the posts on all of Facepunch are far from smart.[/QUOTE] You meant 99%, right?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35185136]Your parents sound cool. I'm aloud to say "shit", but that's pretty much as far as I can go. My REAL father over in west Canada lets me say "fucking cocksucker" if I want because I'm 17. "Dude, you're 17. Do you believe that I think you don't swear all the time? I'm not religious, I don't get offended easily, I don't care what you say, just don't go around insulting people for no reason, that's when it can get ugly." FINALLY someone who fucking understands.[/QUOTE] I wish my dad could have the same logic as your real dad.

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35185073]I dunno it really depends on the parents and how bad you think swearing is.[/QUOTE] Well sure there's that. Think of it this way just for the sake of argument. Let's say you're being introduced to a neighborhood by some random neighbors, if they heard your 14 year old kid saying cunt and fuck(I know this isn't the case) every other sentence while they're at your house I'm sure they would be put off by it and would think of your kids and you poorly. Just how I feel about it, it's not proper to swear in certain situations and tbh you can accomplish more with your speech and speak more eloquently without them.

[QUOTE=ILY;35185184]You meant 99%, right?[/QUOTE] No no no, you mean 99.99%.

I don't see why you even have the desire to curse

[QUOTE=ILY;35185201]I don't see why you even have the desire to curse[/QUOTE] Its just part of normal converstation where I live :v:

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35185090]Just because it isn't normal doesn't mean it's bad.[/QUOTE] correction: just because he doesn't think it's normal, doesn't mean it isn't

Okay, on the topic of "language": Here in New York, most of the black population doesn't care if a white person says nigga now. Nigger, that's another story. Anyways, I jokingly say it on facebook. Like the other day I posted "MOM I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. LEMME STAY HOME AND DO HOOD NIGGA SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS." That night my dad calls me and says "That shit won't fly down here, I won't have you talking like that in my house." Reason #435636745734625363546456764856342365787 I'm not moving in with my dad: He doesn't understand jokes, or anything about me. He's also completely different from me.

When I want to put italics to emphasize a word, but they aren't available, so I use caps instead but the word I want to capitalize is always next to 'I', so it looks fucked up.

[QUOTE=NateDude;35179667]Mention Homestuck. DumbDumbDumbDumb. Okay, no, what? I'm not part of the fanbase who goes HURR DURR JOHN X KARKAT GAYSEX <33333, I'm just mentioning a cool webcomic I like? I mean I understand why people'd hate it, the fanbase is giving them a terrible impression, but come ON.[/QUOTE] I don't think Homestuck is dumb. I think that too many of the jokes that fans often make are old, overused, and annoying. I can't stand anybody who sarcastically loves Nic Cage (and will become so dedicated to doing so). I can't stand anybody who thinks buckets, feelings piles, or "let me tell you about homestuck" is funny no matter what I'm fine with Homestucks as long as they don't get fucking annoying about it. Also, the people that actually ship any two characters together are probably joking.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35185356]Okay, on the topic of "language": Here in New York, most of the black population doesn't care if a white person says nigga now. Nigger, that's another story. Anyways, I jokingly say it on facebook. Like the other day I posted "MOM I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. LEMME STAY HOME AND DO HOOD NIGGA SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS." That night my dad calls me and says "That shit won't fly down here, I won't have you talking like that in my house." Reason #435636745734625363546456764856342365787 I'm not moving in with my dad: He doesn't understand jokes, or anything about me. He's also completely different from me.[/QUOTE] I thought the nigga thing was everywhere.

-nevermind I figured out what happened - I became a retard-

[QUOTE=ILY;35185375]I thought the nigga thing was everywhere.[/QUOTE] He lives in Roanoke Virginia. 26% of the population are African Americans. I've literally said it in public once, and I got a hi-five from a black guy for saying it. V:v:V

I have so much alcohol laying around the apartment that was supposed to be used this weekend. What the fuck do I do with it all?

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35185436]I have so much alcohol laying around the apartment that was supposed to be used this weekend. What the fuck do I do with it all?[/QUOTE] Drink it all in one sitting. [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]YOLO[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

I actually legitimately need an answer here. This is ridiculous.

My anxiety disorder is actually making me pissed off - hitting shit calms me down

I just learned the scope of how many people were going to try to go to the party. 500 people wanted to go. Holy fuck. [editline]18th March 2012[/editline] Oh, this shit with my automerges again? :v:

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35185478]I just learned the scope of how many people were going to try to go to the party. 500 people wanted to go. Holy fuck. [editline]18th March 2012[/editline] Oh, this shit with my automerges again? :v:[/QUOTE] It would've been a mini-project x!

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35185468]I actually legitimately need an answer here. This is ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Sell it to 13-15 year olds at a higher price than you bought it for

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35185468]I actually legitimately need an answer here. This is ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Just save it somewhere and take it out again the next time you're having a party or something.

I wasn't allowed to curse around my parents until around 15-16. After that they stopped caring. So we all swear around each other and really don't give a shit about it.

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35185546]Sell it to 13-15 year olds at a higher price than you bought it for[/QUOTE] no sell it to 8 year olds [editline]18th March 2012[/editline] don't forget to put a trench coat on

How I can't enjoy Battlefield 3 I've been level 2 forever because my fucking connection disconnects EVERY SINGLE GAME. That also means I get buttraped by higher ranked players because they all have better insta kill guns with super armour. How am I supposed to play online if I lose connection 5 minutes into the game. My modem is on the other side of the fucking house, the game room and my room are on 1 side and the internet is on another. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35185875]How I can't enjoy Battlefield 3 I've been level 2 forever because my fucking connection disconnects EVERY SINGLE GAME. That also means I get buttraped by higher ranked players because they all have better insta kill guns with super armour. How am I supposed to play online if I lose connection 5 minutes into the game. My modem is on the other side of the fucking house, the game room and my room are on 1 side and the internet is on another. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/QUOTE] Better guns at higher level? Mh, not really. I do fucking great with level 1 weapons. Different weapons, different playstyles. Armor on vehicles, yes that does give people a big advantage.

The higher level guns are going to be better though. And whats with my red dot only coming on at certain times, what.

My parents don't really care if I curse, usually they accept it better if I use it jokingly Making a reference to "You Know What's Bullshit" (A few episodes by James Rolfe, the AVGN guy) I said this while we were talking about shoestrings not staying tied: "You can double knot 'em, triple knot 'em, FUCKTUPLE knot 'em..." At that point my dad started laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35185875]How I can't enjoy Battlefield 3 I've been level 2 forever because my fucking connection disconnects EVERY SINGLE GAME. That also means I get buttraped by higher ranked players because they all have better insta kill guns with super armour. How am I supposed to play online if I lose connection 5 minutes into the game. My modem is on the other side of the fucking house, the game room and my room are on 1 side and the internet is on another. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/QUOTE] Hey man at least you have Battlefield 3. I've been waiting forever for it but my Australian friend says he can get it to me on Thursday [his time so Wednesday for me?]

[media]http://soundcloud.com/drdeepsover9thousand/vocal-tests[/media] Am I the only one that can do weirder voices?

I live in Australia so we all say cunt willy nilly.