Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=smithy69;35211485]My best friend made me realize that the only way I'm going to be with the girl I like is if I give up pot. I really want to be with her, but I don't want to give up pot. I tried thinking of an idealist scenario, but that's pretty damn hard to achieve. Fuck, why does life have to be so complicated? I have to choose between a good thing (weed) and a really really fucking amazing thing (her) where I can have marijuana forever, but her maybe not so much. If I was with her, I'd want to be with her forever, but I know that it probably wouldn't happen. God damn, why does this shit have to be so hard?[/QUOTE] While I personally have never smoked pot (so I can't really sympathize with the undoubtedly great high that you get), I CAN say this: If you're nuts for this girl, then ditch the pot and get with her. Drugs can only go so far. I'm positive it'll be worth it. If you guys are together forever, then hey, there you go! (And it's not as unrealistic as you would think, I thought the exact same way as you a year ago, and I ended up finding the love of my life.) And, if you guys happen to not work out, well, I'm sure pot will still be there for you if you need it. Best of luck!

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35212096]You made my day again, Sandman. Holy shit, you're good at that.[/QUOTE] When I read this the thing that popped instantly popped into my head was "MISTER SANDMAN: MAKER OF DAYS AND DELIVERER OF DREAMS" which sounds cool as fuck to me although in my case it should probably be "MISTER SANDMAN: MAKER OF DAYS AND DELIVERRERR OF DREAMS"

Apperently, liking Coldplay makes me an assfag.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35212344]GODDAMMIT TO HELL. Detective H. has been cutting himself and I can't stay on to talk to him because my stepfather will be home soon.[/QUOTE] Filmslacker's Stepshit: Unmaker of days and deliverer of nightmares.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35212344]GODDAMMIT TO HELL. Detective H. has been cutting himself and I can't stay on to talk to him because my stepfather will be home soon. FUCK [img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/393082_198002830308411_100002960872534_327355_1522694248_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] When my new mic comes, we should get on steam and talk.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35212473]Holy shit, I feel like crying because I can't help him. "Remember, I don't have any friends. Everyone would rather me be dead in that school." He's just going on about how the other side of him has come back and that he just wants him to go away. Holy shit, man.[/QUOTE] Who is detective h?

FilmSlacker's life is like a slave plantation with only 1 slave.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35212515]He's screaming at me to get off. SON OF A BITCH[/QUOTE] You can't talk to this detective H person in real life? And why are they cutting themselves right in front of you? This is all so confusing

Guys...I'm back. Refugee camp is scary. Can someone teach me how to [sub]correctly[/sub] post

Probably taking pics of it and sending it to TFS. Man, BS step fathers always. [editline]20th March 2012[/editline] Yay, And so Detective H (Whom I have no clue who he is) is saved sorta say by stealth tactics. Power absolute.

[QUOTE=Crash15;35212731]Guys...I'm back. Refugee camp is scary. Can someone teach me how to [sub]correctly[/sub] post[/QUOTE] How about stop using image macros under any circumstance? That'd be a decent start.

I feel like I suck at everything.

I dislike the fact that I don't have a job.

The fuck are you guys making such a big deal out of of I'm Detective .H [aka [Slender Man]] on a separate account since I lost access to my previous one. Intentionally. But why the fuck is everyone freaking out

CS:CZ:DS decided to erase all my progress on the world map, meaning I have to restart the whole game starting form "Recoil". And it was the first time I was playing the game w/o cheating and playing to the end. Sigh

[QUOTE='[Sigma];35212901']The fuck are you guys making such a big deal out of of I'm Detective .H [aka [Slender Man]] on a separate account since I lost access to my previous one. Intentionally. But why the fuck is everyone freaking out[/QUOTE] Get a person you care about who cuts themselves and talks depressing shit. Then you'll see why people freak out.

[QUOTE='[Sigma];35212901']The fuck are you guys making such a big deal out of of I'm Detective .H [aka [Slender Man]] on a separate account since I lost access to my previous one. Intentionally. But why the fuck is everyone freaking out[/QUOTE] Coming from someone who cut themself before, it's most likely because the cuts can get infected. Or what the post above says.

So I'm listening to Dane Cook, because I remember when I was younger all the hate he got, while I found him hilarious, so I decided to see if now that I'm older I would hate the shit out of him. [b][i]how is this man funny[/i][/b]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35213404]So I'm listening to Dane Cook, because I remember when I was younger all the hate he got, while I found him hilarious, so I decided to see if now that I'm older I would hate the shit out of him. [b][i]how is this man funny[/i][/b][/QUOTE] I found him hilarious when I was little :u

[QUOTE=Scott_Smith;34750646]When you parents ( Mom in particular ) asks you to do something, but you are in the middle of something els so you tell them to wait a minute. They end up going ahead and doing whatever they wanted you to do then bitch at you because they did it already. I SAID WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE, GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE![/QUOTE] "in the middle of something else" = on the computer while mom busts her butt fuck her for having to get shit done

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo[/media] I want to punch this guy in his dick

There is a lot of stuff that I would do differently throughout my life. This kind of makes me angry, I guess.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35213521][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo[/media] I want to punch this guy in his dick[/QUOTE] I appreciate this humor but this joke was used against me a TRILLION times.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35212377]Apperently, liking Coldplay makes me an assfag.[/QUOTE] Coldplay is one of my favorite bands. Fuck the haters.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35213521][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo[/media] I want to punch this guy in his dick[/QUOTE] was funny for 5 seconds and then he went all god and shit and i just punched myself in the face [editline]20th March 2012[/editline] jesus fuck he's as fucking stupid as the guy he's talking about

I have to wait to finish this week and finish the next week before spring break why

bugs [img]http://cdn.thektog.org/forum/customavatars/avatar83968_1.gif[/img]

I started my homework at 2pm, it is now 1am and I have done 6 FUCKING QUESTIONS GRAAAH.

oh god the FEELS. they HURT. fuck you katawa shoujo why did i play you goddammit i am anger

[QUOTE=Neat!;35215006]oh god the FEELS. they HURT. fuck you katawa shoujo why did i play you goddammit i am anger[/QUOTE] You've got problems if you're still feeling those feels.