Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35223244]So are we going to stop posting in this thread and switch to the vent thread or...?[/QUOTE]
That seems entirely pointless.
[QUOTE=ILY;35223265]You can switch if you want, but I like it here.
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This thread is my raft in the sea of morons that constitutes modern society.
I dry swallowed some pills. It feels like someone stabbed me with a bayonet. Turns out it could be lethal to dry swallow pills. Long story short, I might get a stomach ulster and die. Later y'all.
False battery % on my ipod touch. I charge it to about 70%, I leave it on standby for an hour or so and it goes all the way down to 31% where it stays until I start using it. This always seems to happen unless I fully charge it
Dry swallowing pills can be lethal? Huh. That's what I always do. Whoops.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35223814]Dry swallowing pills can be lethal? Huh. That's what I always do. Whoops.[/QUOTE]
They were giant pills. Quite a few of them as well. You'll probably be fine but just take a sip of water to be sure. My uncle's friend (F-104 pilot :0) dry swallowed an asprin and died a few days afterwards because of a stomach ulster caused by said pill.
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35223846]climax while fapping
door opens behind you[/QUOTE]
oh jesus i hate that
once my shot hit the ceiling when someone knocked during climax, was kinda awesome in retrospect
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35224015]Knock? My door doesn't close all the way because my stepfather kicked it open when I locked it on him one day. Seriously, I might get a picture sometime if I conjure up the energy to get off my bed.[/QUOTE]
I always hate it when people think you're fucked up for masturbating in your bed. I'm sorry, but how the hell am I supposed to be disgusted by my own bodily fluids?
[QUOTE=Neat!;35224206]They were giant pills. Quite a few of them as well. You'll probably be fine but just take a sip of water to be sure. My uncle's friend (F-104 pilot :0) dry swallowed an asprin and died a few days afterwards because of a stomach ulster caused by said pill.[/QUOTE]
I've dry swallowed up to 800mg Ibuprofen before and hadn't noticed any issues. (Or 750mg? I forget which, it's been awhile.) That's an odd issue I'd never even thought of before.
Oh my god, who made this?
[t]http://puu.sh/lFFP[/t]
It's beautiful.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35224350]Avatar fits[/QUOTE]
Not if you've seen the rest of that picture...
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35224289]I've dry swallowed up to 800mg Ibuprofen before and hadn't noticed any issues. (Or 750mg? I forget which, it's been awhile.) That's an odd issue I'd never even thought of before.[/QUOTE]
I took three 500mg pills of Gabapentin and one 660mg fish oil pill, to accompany some Vicodin. God damn did it hurt.
[QUOTE=ILY;35224364]Not if you've seen the rest of that picture...[/QUOTE]
What [i]is[/i] the rest of the picture?
[QUOTE=ILY;35224364]Not if you've seen the rest of that picture...[/QUOTE]
I asked ProffesorAsshat about that but he doesn't appear to know. What [i]is[/i] the source?
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35224375]What [i]is[/i] the rest of the picture?[/QUOTE]
[B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B]
[url]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1091021[/url]
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oh god, nobody is posting now
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whyyyyy
[QUOTE=ILY;35224406][B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B][/QUOTE]
I must hate my eyes...
[QUOTE=ILY;35224406][B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B]
[url]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1091021[/url]
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oh god, nobody is posting now[/QUOTE]
that was disappointing
[QUOTE=ILY;35224406][B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B]
[url]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1091021[/url]
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oh god, nobody is posting now[/QUOTE]
well
that was disappointing
I was expecting scat or something
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35224446]well
that was disappointing
I was expecting scat or something[/QUOTE]
Tristana is uggy and there was more dick in that than anything else
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And I didn't feel like getting banned, so I made sure people understood that it was nsfw
[QUOTE=ILY;35224463]Tristana is uggy and there was more dick in that than anything else[/QUOTE]
If you think the chick/dick ratio is bad you've obviously never seen JigglyGirls.
Tristana isn't even [i]that[/i] ugly. I wouldn't fap to it but it's not eye burning bad.
[QUOTE=ILY;35224406][B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B]
[url]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1091021[/url]
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oh god, nobody is posting now
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
whyyyyy[/QUOTE]
...
huh...
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35224704]...
huh...[/QUOTE]
Where did you even find that avatar? I feel like someone requested it at one point. Haven't seen it in a while though.
There is a dude in my neighborhood that I see pretty frequently, as I walk my dog around the same route pretty much every day. He's a nice enough guy, but he is basically Boomhower if he were 70 years old. He talks in such a garble that I have absolutely no idea what he says.
And its really fucking annoying, because god forbid he asks me a question, suddenly I'm fucked. I don't want to seem like an asshole going "Excuse me?" over and over and over. Who knows why he talks like that. It could be an illness or something, so I don't want to draw attention to it.
So basically every time I see him all I can do is pray he doesn't ask me anything.
Could be the result of a stroke or a gran mahl seizure (not sure on the spelling there). My mom's stepdad had a gran mahl seizure about twenty years ago and due to it he's really difficult to understand now.
[QUOTE=ILY;35224406][B]NSFW don't click this if you like your eyes[/B]
[url]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1091021[/url]
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oh god, nobody is posting now
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
whyyyyy[/QUOTE]
That was disgusting
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35225027]Could be the result of a stroke or a gran mahl seizure (not sure on the spelling there). My mom's stepdad had a gran mahl seizure about twenty years ago and due to it he's really difficult to understand now.[/QUOTE]
It's grand mal in case you're wondering.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;35225027]Could be the result of a stroke or a gran mahl seizure (not sure on the spelling there). My mom's stepdad had a gran mahl seizure about twenty years ago and due to it he's really difficult to understand now.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I figured it would be something like that. Its sad, which is why getting in those situations is so uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35225061]It's grand mal in case you're wondering.[/QUOTE]
I knew it was something along those lines. I've never actually had to spell if before though.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35224319]Oh my god, who made this?
[t]http://puu.sh/lFFP[/t]
It's beautiful.[/QUOTE]
lvl3Pidgey
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