Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[pr00ch]

I hate how people always complain at games. I mean, i remember a time when you just bought or rented a game and played the shit out of it. Afterwards you'd say "it was meh" or "x was better".
Well, its alright to think like this, but no matter if it was worse or better, you still spend a hell of a good time with it. I played such games like boiling point, and it was awesome, other people on the other hand complain, how shitty e.g mercenaries 2 is.

It's like they're fucking spoilt by games.

[Neat!]

I really am a loathsome motherfucker (not in regards to the bird statement, this is for something else).

[Red scout?]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35229181]I really am a loathsome motherfucker (not in regards to the bird statement, this is for something else).[/QUOTE]

Yer not alone :)

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=Red scout?;35229248]Yer not alone :)[/QUOTE]

I've done shit, man. Anyone else get that feeling? Like you've committed a crime against humanity or something?

[pr00ch]

Also browsing on iphone is so fucking uncomfortable.

[cat ass]

I can't log in with the FP android app :(

[Cowabanga]

"Dude I got a problem, which is x."
"Oh, okay, you can fix it by doing y."
"HOW DOES DO Y"

FUCKING USE GOOGLE FOR GOD'S SAKE

[Brochacho]

How fucking retarded youtube commenters are.
Like....
PANTS
ON
HEAD
RETARDED

[Lordgeorge16]

Whenever I have a small muscle twitch in my arm or my leg and it makes me feel like some invisible force is poking me there.

Go away Emily, I'm refusing your potentially sexual advances!

:tinfoil:

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=ILY;35224728]Where did you even find that avatar? I feel like someone requested it at one point. Haven't seen it in a while though.[/QUOTE]

I found it off some dude on FP who doesn't even post anymore. I thought his avatar looked nice and I took it. Boy, the mistakes I've made...

But now I've changed my avatar to Yang from Street Fighter 3. Ctrl + F5 (maybe 2 times) if you want to see it.

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

To be honest, I didn't think the source to my previous avatar was THAT bad. I mean I've seen WORSE:

[t]http://i2.listal.com/image/490915/600full-ballz-3d%3A-fighting-at-its-ballziest-screenshot.jpg[/t]

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35223662]I dry swallowed some pills. It feels like someone stabbed me with a bayonet. Turns out it could be lethal to dry swallow pills. Long story short, I might get a stomach ulster and die. Later y'all.[/QUOTE]

Wow, what?

I'm sick atm. as you all know and I dry swallow pills all the time.

Really, give me some source. Can't find it with Google.

Edit:
[QUOTE=Neat!;35224206] caused by said pill.
[/QUOTE]

Certain medications – which include aspirin or clopidogrel, taken regularly to help prevent heart attack or stroke, and drugs for arthritis. Anti-inflammatory medications (NSAIDS) are thought to cause around two fifths of stomach ulcers.

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Eonart;35227279]so my cat dragged in a bird and it was still alive

i restrained the cat, came back to where the bird was and it was dead

gay

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

i would have taken it more lightly if it was already dead[/QUOTE]
My cat has taken in alive rats several times just to show off. "Hey, I caught this rat!"

What's worse is when she actually doesn't injure them, so the rat is able to run around the living room. :v:

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

Facebook event invite from classmate:

"Title: Puke on the world

Info: I have birthday, and I want to puke.
Please come with suggestions about where my puke shall be placed. And where das alcohol should be taken. "

Yay, ALCOHOL, SO COOL.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

I think I might have a virus.
My pc has been running god awfully slow today and I keep getting error messages from "webpage" saying "out of memory at line 11"

Plus Windows Live Mail 2011 just started randomly and I got this when it booted up

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/One%20Stop%20Shop/wtf.png[/img]

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

I don't even have a windows live account

:tinfoil:

[Recurracy]

I am computer doctor

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

You have virus

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=i dunno;35229041]you don't know disgusting until you've seen a video of an asian girl eating the [URL="http://efukt.com/20872_Smegma_Makes_Her_Gag.html"]smegma off a dude who never shower's dick
[/URL][/QUOTE]

Thanks for almost making me puke

[FreakySoup]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;35231027]I think I might have a virus.
My pc has been running god awfully slow today and I keep getting error messages from "webpage" saying "out of memory at line 11"

Plus Windows Live Mail 2011 just started randomly and I got this when it booted up

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/One%20Stop%20Shop/wtf.png[/img]

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

I don't even have a windows live account

:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

Look on the bright side.

The more fucked up your shitty computer is, the more urgent it is that you get a new one :v:

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=proch;35229348]Also browsing on iphone is so fucking uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]

You get used to the constant crashing and slow-ness after awhile :(

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

Also, I just realized.

Since I didn't get my glasses but a year ago, and we went to Disney World a few months before that, I wasn't able to truly enjoy it, and that's probably the only time in my life I'll have gone there ;_;

[tnk]

I just remembered when Google said they had the first 4G-network in the world
It was TeliaSonera in Sweden, goddamnit

[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]

argh

[Quinnjdq]

[QUOTE=ILY;35228329]Do you have online classes as an option? Should take it over the summer if you do[/QUOTE]
I don't think I do. I will make sure to ask my teacher but I'm in an alternative school because of medical problems, so as far as options go I am unsure.

[meowmynips]

I'm failing erry single class this year
FUCK RELIGION CLASS. I'm only taking it because I have to

[Dominicus]

Neightbours who talk way too loud when I'm trying to relax in my garden.

[Daniellynet]

Finally fixed my Internet. Sure is annoying as fuck when it goes down.

[Mister Sandman]

Y'know what sucks about having really young brothers and sisters who are like 5 and shit?
Every time I see a news story, or hell, even if it happens in some fictional story, about a kid getting raped or killed or beat the shit out of, [i]I instantly imagine that very thing happening to my little sibling.[/I]

[overpain]

How the people is upvoting my song at the same time and downvoting too so the balance is 0 :v:

[smithy69]

[QUOTE=overpain;35233224]How the people is upvoting my song at the same time and downvoting too so the balance is 0 :v:[/QUOTE]

Gotta love neutrality.

[Raptor_Girl]

My mom's friend had two goat does and was going to let me have one of the kids. One of the does, was the daughter of a buck I really, really like who passed a few years ago from old age (he was advertised as always healthy and produced nice offspring). We tried to convince her to let us breed the does to our buck and take care of them. She sent them to someone else and we find out today when the guy comes to visit and drop the goats off that one of the does died. Turns out, it was the doe who was the daughter of the one buck.

Suffice to say, me and the owner aren't happy.

[BrQ]

when people have huge avatars or very long titles

[i dunno]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;35231414]Thanks for almost making me puke[/QUOTE]

any time bro, any time.

[pr00ch]

So after a really fucking long and fucking hard and depressing day I come home, and the first thing I hear is a certain song. A song that i loathe. This song in particular is the one which was playing everywhere while I was a really, really depressed kid. I hate this fucking song, I don't want to hear it ever again, and it's like that since many years ago.It left deep scars in my psychology. It gives me headache. It brings back horrible memories of that fucking worst time of my life. God fucking shit.

I just want to sit here and fucking isolate myself from the real world. Fuck everything.

[Deaver]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35233961]According to my art teacher, calling Mexicans "mexicans" is derogatory.[/QUOTE]

Referring to someone by their nationality is hardly what one may call derogatory. That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day.

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35233961]According to my art teacher, calling Mexicans "mexicans" is derogatory.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-4GjmWFPg&feature=g-all-f&context=G209f627FAAAAAAAABAA[/media][/QUOTE]

What's the "proper" word then?