Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Lol, conversations in Fallout. Random guy: BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATCHA BUYIN Me: brb dinner *40 minutes later* Still in conversation, eyes locked, awkward silence. He has golden patience, reminds me of Mass Effect when somebody asks you a question and you spent a minute picking dialog while standing in silence then the conversation resumes normally.

Got a warning on a swedish forum for saying 'p12' (Means 12 year old boy, some people think it's offensive) It was offensive language. What

My little sister (6 at the time) was bullied by some guy 10 years her elder. I was 19 at the time and it took quite a lot not to punch him in the face.

You did a good thing, defend you kin!

Washingtons weather is fucking stupid, we get snow when almost everywhere else it's above 60°F :(

When I fall asleep in class.

[QUOTE=joshjet;35240406]FUCKING. GRUB2. WON'T. SHOW UP. I tried holding shift like it tells you, I tried tapping it, I tried pressing escape. NOTHING FUCKING WORKS.[/QUOTE] Play with the settings by modifying /etc/default/grub with any text editor and then run update-grub. [editline]22nd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Daniellynet;35243190]Huh, I made a post that I did not cancel and it didn't show up, odd. Posting it again: Being sick, ISP service technician comes and wants to change our modem. Modem, router all in my room. Me lying in bed, sweaty and looking like shit, he comes in. I'm embarrassed as fuck. Especially since there was toilet paper lying all over my desk from yesterday. Then he asked to use my computer, oh it's so funny when people can't use the sensitivity on my mouse. :v: He kept mis-clicking. However, new router and a new modem in one now. And you know how my old router didn't work and no new firmware for it was out? I might be able to FINALLY play with other people now, and actually host shit myself. OH, and FASTER SPEED BITCHES. My old modem was ~11 years old and couldn't handle high speed. [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849150403.png[/IMG][/URL] Hnnnnnng. Looking back my old Internet connection was unstable.. Whenever I did these tests my Internet speed jumped up on down constantly, now it's just 100% stable. Holy shit, so much shit I can configure compared to my older router.[/QUOTE] You know, some routers can use third-party opensource firmware that is UNGODLY better than the default. Especially Llinksys routers but not exclusively. Lookk up DD-WRT (or Tomato, which is better if you can use it)

People are starting to bitch about how it's getting so hot outside. God damn it, it's just 60 fucking degrees, are you sensitive to heat or some shit?

Being marginally responsible for a car accident sucks. Even if it is just a fraction. Went for pre-drinks round a friends room in halls/dorms (at uni). One of her floormates doesn't want to come out because she has to drive her and some other friends somewhere along the motorway in the morning. One friend says "Who votes that Mel (not her real name) comes out tonight?". I'm one of the many who put their hand up. A while of peer pressure later, she decides to come out. Then she's a complete wreck all night. I won't say exactly what she did or said, but rarely have I seen anyone so drunk. Then the next morning I find out she (and several other friends who were out that night) were in a car accident. Car's written off, friends in A&E.

I feel like a caveman... [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849651792.png[/IMG] Anyway, I hate the people in my class. They are just a bunch of idiotic 9fags.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35243642]Lol, conversations in Fallout. Random guy: BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATCHA BUYIN Me: brb dinner *40 minutes later* Still in conversation, eyes locked, awkward silence. He has golden patience, reminds me of Mass Effect when somebody asks you a question and you spent a minute picking dialog while standing in silence then the conversation resumes normally.[/QUOTE] It would be cool if in the next Mass Effect game(?) or DLC if when you did that they actually got a bit annoyed looking and look more frustrated each minute. Then have a verbal reaction when you say something as if you didn't just leave them hanging for fifteen minutes.

[QUOTE=Qubik;35245546]I feel like a caveman... [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849651792.png[/IMG] Anyway, I hate the people in my class. They are just a bunch of idiotic 9fags.[/QUOTE] Mines slower than 75% of Aus, 400KBs and below is slow as shit, 1MB per second would be amazing. And a monthly limit of GB, screw bigpond/telstra all their plans suck.

[QUOTE=Qubik;35245546]I feel like a caveman... [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849651792.png[/IMG] Anyway, I hate the people in my class. They are just a bunch of idiotic 9fags.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849726812.png[/IMG] Caveman my ass. [sp]That's mine, by the way[/sp]

[QUOTE=Deaver;35245935][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849726812.png[/IMG] Caveman my ass. [sp]That's mine, by the way[/sp][/QUOTE] How do you survive with that? I mean, food, a roof and cloths are a necessity in life but Internet is a good fourth...

[QUOTE=:v:;34960700]I fucking hate how people start shit over the littlest thing. Today I accidently knocked into this guy in the canteen and made him drop his plate with all his food. Being the chav that he is, he called me out to a fight after school. I don't even know what he was trying to prove, I just knocked over his plate by accident. At the end of school, the bell rang and a whole crowd of people approached me asking if we were going to fight. I just laughed it off and continued walking home because I can't get into anymore fights, I already go to counselling for aggressive behavior. This kid actually takes the time to follow me about 10 minutes into the park that I walk through to get home with a huge fucking crowd behind him, and he's 40 year old uncle(I really don't know why'd you bring your uncle to a fucking schoolboy fight, I guess to show off?). I see him approaching me and I just wait there. He walks down the bank with his girlfriend thinking he's going into the MMA cage. When he's down the bank and we're standing there, he takes off his blazer and starts bouncing around like a boxer would do in the ring. I have a huge ass grin on my face and just wait for him to get close to me. He walks close to me and I'm waiting for him to start swinging. Instead of swinging, he squares up to me and is shouting "Hit me!", and before he says it a second time I crack him on the nose. He goes flying back covering his face still thinking he's doing some kind of professional MMA tournament. I get him in a headlock and around 30 seconds while I'm kneeing him and have him in a headlock he's shouting "I can't breath! I can't breath", I simply say "You're not supposed to breath you dopey cunt". I get him on the ground and I'm just pounding away into the front of his face and he's fucking 40 year old uncle runs in and grabs me off him while he's girlfriend is crying like a bitch. I fucking hate people.[/QUOTE] This kid in this story had kept badmouthing about me on facebook for the past two weeks about how I cheapshotted him and he keeps making the excuse that his arms hurt from working out so he would of 'killed' me if his arms weren't tired. Guess I'll have to see if this kid wants to go again.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35246775]You know what's satisfying? Being able to say "I fucking told you so".[/QUOTE] Save for that one time were I told my mother that her father would probably not live very long. He died a week later.

[QUOTE=Dominicus;35246197]How do you survive with that? [/QUOTE] Just barely. Anything I do on the net is horrendously limited.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35246775]You know what's satisfying? Being able to say "I fucking told you so".[/QUOTE] I word it differently, I prefer 'Didn't I fuckin' tell you?' but it is a gratifying feeling

i just dumped a fucking big shit, i shit alot, but rarely. so it got stuck, i try to flush few times but no it wont move so i had to stick my hadn there and pull the shit out until it could be flushed it was shitty well it doesnt make me mad but it doesnt make me happy neither.

People who do this. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/1/7/10/ed-edd-n-eddy-meme-faces-20706-1294414661-1.jpg[/IMG]

Capture the flag and how much I rage when playing a CTF gamemode. Holy fuck it's so frustrating for me because the idea of someone taking something that belongs to me and me not being able to do shit makes me so fucking mad that I could beat the shit out of the next person nearby. I'm not saying CTF is a bad game mode, I'm just saying it pisses me off too much. Also, trains and getting base raped in Tribes: Ascend. Trains are the very reason that CTF game modes need a cool down timer for picking up flags. Especially in games like Tribes: Ascend where there's a lot of movement going on and it can be hard to hit targets. I'm not asking for like a minute-long cool down time, I'm asking for like a 20 second one. It would stop trains from ever happening. I don't care if the defense is bad, trains ruin the game. And about the base rape, I can't stand how so many people who are playing as juggernauts just go straight to the base and constantly try to destroy the generator. It's beyond frustrating and tedious.

The fact that i have to read a book that has 150 more pages left until tommorow and i have like 3 hours now :(

[QUOTE=overpain;35248072]The fact that i have to read a book that has 150 more pages left until tommorow and i have like 3 hours now :([/QUOTE] Dependable on the page layout, font and pagesize, that's doable.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ExOHc.png[/IMG] People like this.

This girl that is talking [B]all[/B] the time with me but doesn't want a relationship

[QUOTE=snowzombeh;35248305]This girl that is talking [B]all[/B] the time with me but doesn't want a relationship[/QUOTE] yeah man fuck those stupid bitches who just assume they can have a platonic relationship with a man! that was sarcasm by the by

[QUOTE=Griffster26;35247862]People who do this. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/1/7/10/ed-edd-n-eddy-meme-faces-20706-1294414661-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Why did that make me laugh

So I wake up this morning to find out it's 7:20 AM, which is odd since I set my alarm to 6:45 AM (I need my alarm to be extra early in order to catch the buss on time). I find out that someone switched the alarm to 7:45 AM. I go down to the kitchen to speak to my mom about it. [quote]Mom: Marcos, do you have any idea what time it is? You should have been out of the house by now! Me: True. I COULD have been out of the house by now, but someone changed my alarm time from 6:45 AM to 7:45 AM. Mom: Sorry, I might have done that by accident. Me: Um... Okay? But why were you touching my clo-- Mom: Marcos, would you just shut up and get ready for school?![/quote] I swear to god, I think my mom's become a psychotic asshole.

[QUOTE=snowzombeh;35248305]This girl that is talking [B]all[/B] the time with me but doesn't want a relationship[/QUOTE] you can just be friends with women y'know

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;35249023]you can just be friends with women y'know[/QUOTE] Friendzone :v: Though that aren't real friendship :v: