Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35243190]Huh, I made a post that I did not cancel and it didn't show up, odd. Posting it again: Being sick, ISP service technician comes and wants to change our modem. Modem, router all in my room. Me lying in bed, sweaty and looking like shit, he comes in. I'm embarrassed as fuck. Especially since there was toilet paper lying all over my desk from yesterday. Then he asked to use my computer, oh it's so funny when people can't use the sensitivity on my mouse. :v: He kept mis-clicking. However, new router and a new modem in one now. And you know how my old router didn't work and no new firmware for it was out? I might be able to FINALLY play with other people now, and actually host shit myself. OH, and FASTER SPEED BITCHES. My old modem was ~11 years old and couldn't handle high speed. [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1849150403.png[/IMG][/URL] Hnnnnnng. Looking back my old Internet connection was unstable.. Whenever I did these tests my Internet speed jumped up on down constantly, now it's just 100% stable. Holy shit, so much shit I can configure compared to my older router.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1850195755.png[/IMG] ;o Steam only gets to about 4Mb/s though :(

when people think they're being funny by sticking a sign in my chest-room that I can't remove man you sure got me, hahahahahahahahaha now fucking remove it. typical facepunch bullshit

In my school district, the standards for pull-ups are ridiculous. 15 year old guys have to do 6 pull-ups for an A, 9 year old boys have to do 2 pull-ups for an A, and 17 year old girls have to do 1 pull-up for an A.

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;35249251]In my school district, the standards for pull-ups are ridiculous. [b]15 year old guys have to do 6 pull-ups for an A[/b], 9 year old boys have to do 2 pull-ups for an A, and 17 year old girls have to do 1 pull-up for an A.[/QUOTE] 6 pull ups? Shit man, I'm fifteen and I can't even do a single pull up.

The history of my love life. [sp]I have none.[/sp]

The phrase "Nice Guy"

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK PISS. (ask me later)

[QUOTE=ILY;35249449]The phrase "Nice Guy"[/QUOTE] nice guys don't exist because they all have motives

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249493]Why?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;35249492]nice guys don't exist because they all have motives[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249468]Hooray for sexism![/QUOTE] Have you ever seen a teenage girl trying to do a pull-up?

[QUOTE=tier56;35249403]6 pull ups? Shit man, I'm fifteen and I can't even do a single pull up.[/QUOTE] Dude what. When i was fourteen on my school you had to do an 15 pull ups for an A, and on the other test you had to keep pulled yourself for 30 seconds> FULLY PULLED UP. Standarts in America is so low :v: [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249468]Hooray for sexism![/QUOTE] Girls yes, are weaker, but even them at 17 years old should do at least 3-5 pull ups. Girls aren't THAT weak.

I'm on hold with fucking Best Buy.

[QUOTE=Joppari;35247381]i just dumped a fucking big shit, i shit alot, but rarely. so it got stuck, i try to flush few times but no it wont move so i had to stick my hadn there and pull the shit out until it could be flushed it was shitty well it doesnt make me mad but it doesnt make me happy neither.[/QUOTE] QUICK SHIT TIP: Whenever I take massive shits that don't want to go down, I get a big jug of water (THAT IS FULL) with one of those tops you can take off, or adjust, etcetera. Then I take the top off so that the water can flow fast, and flush the toilet and pour the water in the bowl at the same time. The water crushes the poop and boom, it flushes.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;35249618]QUICK SHIT TIP: Whenever I take massive shits that don't want to go down, I get a big jug of water (THAT IS FULL) with one of those tops you can take off, or adjust, etcetera. Then I take the top off so that the water can flow fast, and flush the toilet and pour the water in the bowl at the same time. The water crushes the poop and boom, it flushes.[/QUOTE]Useful

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35249575]I'm on hold with fucking Best Buy.[/QUOTE] What song is playing and what are you returning?

Me: Megadeth kicks ass! Assface: Metallica is better Me: I like Megadeth better Assface: NO YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOUR WRONG BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME!

When I look at an old post of mine and notice spelling mistakes.

I may have to do a public reading this Saturday. God help me.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249776]Getting tagged in pictures that I'm not in on Facebook. THIS is a picture of me. [t]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283563_10150338332775395_532205394_10236812_5002357_n.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] I like that red shirt you had on, but I didn't know you had so many children.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249776]Getting tagged in pictures that I'm not in on Facebook. THIS is a picture of me. [t]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283563_10150338332775395_532205394_10236812_5002357_n.jpg[/t] This isn't. [img]http://images.tagfriends.info/facebook-friend-tags.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Which one are you?/

How my baby brother seems to be so scared of the zombies from Plants VS. Zombies, but the ones in Black Ops don't scare him one bit. It confuses me to no end.

[QUOTE=overpain;35249840]Which one are you?/[/QUOTE] The Hustla.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35249869]The Hustla.[/QUOTE] Brother?

Dance Central is a difficult game.

[QUOTE=overpain;35249840]Which one are you?/[/QUOTE] The Cute Couple. He's both of them.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249776]Getting tagged in pictures that I'm not in on Facebook. THIS is a picture of me. [t]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283563_10150338332775395_532205394_10236812_5002357_n.jpg[/t] This isn't. [img]http://images.tagfriends.info/facebook-friend-tags.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Check out the resemblance here [IMG]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/376187_324976040847808_100000062457937_1339448_937253548_n.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/26384_1226854840746_1510303748_30474617_4214052_n.jpg[/IMG] It's like they captured my essence

My friend was talking to that girl about me, here's how it basically went: [quote] Friend: Mike likes you. Girl: But I'm not attractive. Friend: He thinks you are. [/quote] At this point he tuned her out apparently. Weird shit.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35249978]Long black hair in the middle.[/QUOTE] Holy Shit dude you look EXACTLY like my best bud next door to me.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35250217]My friend was talking to that girl about me, here's how it basically went: At this point he tuned her out apparently. Weird shit.[/QUOTE] Show us her pic ;-) joking but really your friends can easily turn girls for you. Thats why you always should have at least one female friend

What exactly do you mean by "can easily turn girls for me"?

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35250363]What exactly do you mean by "can easily turn girls for me"?[/QUOTE] Make girls like you. [editline]22nd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35250383]People against porn.[/QUOTE] Christians :v: