Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Plattack;35255406]and I hold a lever that melts the witch by lowering her down.[/QUOTE]
wait, does she lower down next to you?
If so, when she lowers down, pull a rape face when you look at her
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/dirtythings.gif[/img]
like dis
and go "Hey baby, y'know, [i]I can make you melt.[/i]"

[Neat!]

Being like a fucking old guy when you're just 16.
Insomnia.
Getting showered with molten steel when you fuck up with the plasma cutter.
Getting banned without knowing why.

[editline]22nd March 2012[/editline]

How I apparently have PTSD or some shit because I end up getting either incredibly depressed and/or begin breaking down when hospitals are involved with anything.

For example, this entire album makes me fucking cry and I hate it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY[/media]

Also, going to a therapist does fuck all for me.

[Crash15]

[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1130187[/url]

hahahaha oh my god I am dying

[AmherstOren]

People who act like pretentious douches towards movies/tv series piss me off.

They say they enjoy something, but are compelled to punctuate their statement with "FOR A CRAPPY NETWORK SHOW" or something. And these are the same people who likely consider themselves "cinema buffs" who justify calling themselves that just by having high standards.

I know, opinions and everything, but FUCK it pisses me off.

[cpt.armadillo]

Sitting in car, listening to Kraftwerk. Thought "tranny europian distress"
Oh god, I'm sorry!

[Mister Sandman]

I get nervous before I make video threads all the time.
So, agree or disagree, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i5QWSV4Ogw]should I post this?[/url]

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35256195]I get nervous before I make video threads all the time.
So, agree or disagree, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i5QWSV4Ogw]should I post this?[/url][/QUOTE]

I think it's pretty funny, sure. Not quite so sure if other people will like it though. Might be too noisy for their elf ears to handle.

[Peachy]

The number three
That smug motherfucker, between two and four
Who the fuck does it think it is?

[Mr. Gency]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35256699]The number three
That smug motherfucker, between two and four
Who the fuck does it think it is?[/QUOTE]Three is okay in my book. It's five that pisses me off.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35256707]Three is okay in my book. It's five that pisses me off.[/QUOTE]

5 and 0 are my favorite numbers.
Any other number ending just isn't orderly and it pisses me off.
For example, 15 is good, 14 is shit. 25000 is cool, 25349 is cumstains.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35256195]I get nervous before I make video threads all the time.
So, agree or disagree, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i5QWSV4Ogw]should I post this?[/url][/QUOTE]

That completely disagreed with my moral standards

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35255482]
For example, this entire album makes me fucking cry and I hate it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY[/media]
[/QUOTE]

That's a good thing, if you can get through that album without feeling a glimmer of emotion the there's something wrong with you.

[Neat!]

copypasta from a chat i had with my friend earlier
[quote=Me]hospitals
i have a strange relationship with them

when i have to go i feel only a tad on edge, but that's very often so idgaf

but when i'm out of them and i think of one, i feel all depressed and can eventually start crying randomly

it's like i need it emotionally and physically

they've been such a big part of my life i just can't even imagine a life without frequent trips[/quote]
[quote=Friend]That's so many levels of fucked up[/quote]
[quote=me]yeah i know right?[/quote]

who here agrees with my friend?

[Quinnjdq]

I juggle my spit around my mouth to a rhythm some times and it makes my mouth all dried out and nasty.

[editline]23rd March 2012[/editline]

I fell half asleep and I had an awesome dream of rolling forests with animals about and the sun shining. Then I was forced away by a message on steam and it felt like I was on scaffolding and it fucking collapsed under me. Rage.

[ROFLBURGER]

My two cats are sitting on my feet kissing eachother.

BEASTIALITY FOOTFETISHES TO THE EXTREME

[Mr. Gency]

Hey guys, check out what I found on [URL="http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com/"]Tumblr[/URL]. I don't know or care if I'm late.

[Psycommu]

Mom said it might rain on her birthday, just a little a few days ago.

Well her birthday is here.
It isn't raining.

[I][B][U]IT'S FUCKING POURING[/U][/B][/I]

Granted, we do need a little rain since it was gettin' kinda dry, but... Holy shit, on mom's birthday? A little unnecessary, mother nature!

[i dunno]

fuck ea support, seriously, i've spoken to about 5 support members and NONE of them know anything. literally all they are doing is copying and pasting shit from an online manual or something, cause they all say the exact same shit...

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35255455]wait, does she lower down next to you?
If so, when she lowers down, pull a rape face when you look at her
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/dirtythings.gif[/img]
like dis
and go "Hey baby, y'know, [i]I can make you melt.[/i]"[/QUOTE]

dem eyebrows...

[smithy69]

This isn't at all something that gets me mad, but it's quite relevant as it's more or less an update on what I posted a while back.

Simply put, I'm NOT friend-zoned. She told me herself that she really likes me and that I only think I'm in the friend-zone. So, uh, fuck yeah.

EDIT:

Oh hey, this was my 1000th post. Sweet.

[tier56]

Yesterday, during lunch, I was walking to the cafeteria, when all of a sudden, that retard comes along and continues with his usual anti-science shit talk, eventually I tell him to fuck off. Then came along the hissyfit. He grabbed a broom from one of the janitors and tried to beat the shit out of me with it. Then our school's police officer comes along and restrains him. Jesus fucking christ that was way too close.

[BlankSlate]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35258323]I'm honestly jealous of how fucking awesome some of you guys are.[/QUOTE]

I'm not awesome....

[DIOBRANDO]

What makes me mad is that this thread is on V4 and into the 280 pages while the "shit that makes you happy thread" hasn't even broken a 100 pages.

We need to be a happier community dudes.

[BlankSlate]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vNZsD.jpg[/IMG]

That's my ratings gaven to me ;_;

[Recurracy]

how do you even see it

[BlankSlate]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;35258899]how do you even see it[/QUOTE]

Overv made a grease monkey script

[Brochacho]

I learnt how to make flash animations today.
Time well spent.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/timewellspent.gif[/IMG]

Forgive me.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35258909]Overv made a grease monkey script[/QUOTE]
Can I have it

[Joppari]

[QUOTE=Repulsion;35249618]QUICK SHIT TIP:
Whenever I take massive shits that don't want to go down, I get a big jug of water (THAT IS FULL) with one of those tops you can take off, or adjust, etcetera. Then I take the top off so that the water can flow fast, and flush the toilet and pour the water in the bowl at the same time. The water crushes the poop and boom, it flushes.[/QUOTE]

Holy fuck thanks, this bigshit problem has been a problem for long time, i just shit so fucking much it goes stuck even though i wipe my butt after i've flushed it.
countless times i've stuck my hand and grab the shit there.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35259035]I learnt how to make flash animations today.
Time well spent.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/timewellspent.gif[/IMG]

Forgive me.[/QUOTE]
It is a work of art, you are a professional in making Flash animations