Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35268040]I wish people wanted to put a bra on me and take me bra shopping[/QUOTE] I think those only work if you have boobs.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35267962]I bet you're taller than me.[/QUOTE] Are you taller than 5'3"? :v:

App and Game invites on facebook. I'm just on the verge of going door to door and aborting the babies of pregnant women with my foot. One more invite and I'm gonna do it.

[QUOTE=Stinky;35268112]Are you taller than 5'3"? :v:[/QUOTE] I'm about the size of a 11 year old so probably not.

Mkay, story time. So today was my last day in my school, and I only told two of my friends the day before. So I get into school today, walk into class, one of my friends asks me if I was moving today. I tell him no, as I only wanted certain people to know about it, I tried to keep it a secret. Two periods later, a few of my friends waited for me at the top of the next class and tried to group hug me but I got my way out into the next class, wondering why the hell that happened. Another two periods later, one of my better friends asked about why I was so pissed because I was suspecting that people somehow found out that today was my last day. After awhile, he told me that other people were saying that today was my last day, ect. I told him it wasn't, and he kept harrassing me about why I was in a shitty mood. Next class, another person asks about it, told him it wasn't true.. another friend asks, tell him it wasn't true. So by the end of the day, I figured out that somebody told another person and then told another person and it spread like wildfire. I saw him after school and asked the guy about it. He told me that my friend, the one who I told, texted him about it. At that point, I was furious because when I asked him about it before, he said he kept his mouth shut. I was texting him all day, and he lied to me. He kept denying it even though I told him that I saw the text. Later on, my other friend tells me that the other friend sent it to all his contacts that I was moving schools and today was my last day. So I am fucking furious as hell, blaming him, and he kept denying it. After awhile, he just stopped texting me and ignored my texts. I was texting him all day and he said that he didn't tell anybody. He fucking lied to me about this, I thought I could trust him because he helped me through some stressful times. Well, he just added it all back. He was the reason I had a shitty last day, and now I have to worry about our friendship. He was a relatively good friend too, I don't know why he did that... I feel so betrayed.

Sounds like you have a lot of friends. Why the fuck wouldn't you want them to know?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35268100]I think those only work if you have boobs.[/QUOTE] you can make fake boobs pretty easily

diarrhea

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35268273]Sounds like you have a lot of friends. Why the fuck wouldn't you want them to know?[/QUOTE] Not really. Only like.. 2-3 that I would consider real friends, others are just "there", y'know? I have trust issues. I didn't want people to know because I just didn't want them to. Simple as that, I didn't want anybody to know. I was planning to go igcognito with this whole thing, but he asked about it and I thought I could trust him but he proved me wrong. As a result of today, I went from two people to half of my fucking grade knowing about this. I didn't want anybody to know in the first place.

Terraria confuses me.

I have trust issues and think everyone's out to get me. In short, I might have [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder]paranoid personality disorder[/url] because of this. Self diagnosis of course but a lot of my friends are concerned that I'm paranoid. :/

please get it right people, it's not 'terrifying' [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqD1YsaEr9IGYFWSOJ4CYkUSA1Txfp_-6_-yyeoRdskXgb0Y0jJXmWN2u0ig[/img]

I hate depending on other people.

Also, I just had the best dream ever last night. In the dream, I actually got a girlfriend. And let me tell you, it felt like all the stress is taken off you. I felt what I was feeling in the dream.. I felt happy for once, I wanted to DO things! It was the greatest feeling ever. I woke up... and imagine being covered in lava. The realization that I won't have that probably is the WORST feeling EVER.

was gonna see a play from a theatre company tomorrow with a bunch of friends (including [I]her[/I] who is the person i wanted to go the most) because we all worked with the theatre company and want to support them she's going to see a movie with her other friend sigh fuck you universe you're a fucking asshole

STGYM seems like r/ForeverAlone nowadays.

crumbs in my sheets, even when i dont eat in my bed.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;35268328]I have trust issues and think everyone's out to get me. In short, I might have [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder]paranoid personality disorder[/url] because of this. Self diagnosis of course but a lot of my friends are concerned that I'm paranoid. :/[/QUOTE] welcome to the club. we've got jackets. they say DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME OR I WILL CUT YOU on a more serious note i'm the same way, always thinking someone will haul off and try to beat the shit out of me, or push me off a building or something like that i also sometimes feel like someone's gonna stab me from behind, any of this normal?

I hate how I can't fucking do things socially for myself. I have to have someone ease me into it. I can't start a conversation because I constantly am worried that I'm just annoying that person or that they just don't want me to talk to them. I pretty much have no fucking backbone. I'm not sure if I can label myself as shy, because I'm very energetic with people who I am in a secure friendship with. When I'm surrounded by people I'm not very familiar with, I smile and laugh too easily and I fucking hate it because I try to contain myself after someone makes a barely funny joke and I end up chuckling in weird ways that sound like I'm fucking passing gas. I also get extremely quite, sweaty, and stiff (no I don't mean boners) when I'm around girls I'm attracted to. I want to be a social person.

So I buy a Pepsi and a Fanta at the school vending machine, since I only had a dollar on me and the drinks are 50 cents. I just planned to give the drink to my friend Ashleigh. She's my ex and we've had a history, but me and her became good [U]friends[/U] over time. Her current boyfriend walks by my table, and I offered him the Fanta to give to her, specifically telling him NOT to mention me. It would have just been a simple drink given by her current boyfriend. For some odd reason, he suddenly decides now that I'm a threat, even though he's never acted like this before. He decides to flip a shit and starts yelling at me saying that I want to get back with her and this is some kind of "plot" to do so. A bunch of shit happens later, including the failed attempt of me trying to be diplomatic and explaining why I only meant it to be a nice gesture toward him. He continues to threaten me. The bullshit life throws at me makes me laugh now. [editline]a[/editline] My parents and me agree. If he decides to actually fight me as he suggests, I'm whooping his bitch ass into the pavement, only as retaliation.

what a douche

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35268607]So I buy a Pepsi and a Fanta at the school vending machine, since I only had a dollar on me and the drinks are 50 cents. I just planned to give the drink to my friend Ashleigh. She's my ex and we've had a history, but me and her became good [U]friends[/U] over time. Her current boyfriend walks by my table, and I offered him the Fanta to give to her, specifically telling him NOT to mention me. It would have just been a simple drink given by her current boyfriend. For some odd reason, he suddenly decides now that I'm a threat, even though he's never acted like this before. He decides to flip a shit and starts yelling at me saying that I want to get back with her and this is some kind of "plot" to do so. A bunch of shit happens later, including the failed attempt of me trying to be diplomatic and explaining why I only meant it to be a nice gesture toward him. He continues to threaten me. The bullshit life throws at me makes me laugh now.[/QUOTE] At least you have an ex, meaning you must've dated at least one point in your life. That's more than some people can say.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35268290]you can make fake boobs pretty easily[/QUOTE] Why even bother then :v

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35268678]Why even bother then :v[/QUOTE] because you need a bra in order to hold the materials in there

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35268607]So I buy a Pepsi and a Fanta at the school vending machine, since I only had a dollar on me and the drinks are 50 cents. I just planned to give the drink to my friend Ashleigh. She's my ex and we've had a history, but me and her became good [U]friends[/U] over time. Her current boyfriend walks by my table, and I offered him the Fanta to give to her, specifically telling him NOT to mention me. It would have just been a simple drink given by her current boyfriend. For some odd reason, he suddenly decides now that I'm a threat, even though he's never acted like this before. He decides to flip a shit and starts yelling at me saying that I want to get back with her and this is some kind of "plot" to do so. A bunch of shit happens later, including the failed attempt of me trying to be diplomatic and explaining why I only meant it to be a nice gesture toward him. He continues to threaten me. The bullshit life throws at me makes me laugh now. [editline]a[/editline] My parents and me agree. If he decides to actually fight me as he suggests, I'm whooping his bitch ass into the pavement, only as retaliation.[/QUOTE] What kind of insecure asshole goes around acting like anyone being nice to his girlfriend is a threat to his relationship? I hope realizes that behavior like this is obviously going to end it much sooner than he'd want it to.

my cat licked my elbow :3

I'm saying why bother if you don't need to support anything.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35268607]So I buy a Pepsi and a Fanta at the school vending machine, since I only had a dollar on me and the drinks are 50 cents. I just planned to give the drink to my friend Ashleigh. She's my ex and we've had a history, but me and her became good [U]friends[/U] over time. Her current boyfriend walks by my table, and I offered him the Fanta to give to her, specifically telling him NOT to mention me. It would have just been a simple drink given by her current boyfriend. For some odd reason, he suddenly decides now that I'm a threat, even though he's never acted like this before. He decides to flip a shit and starts yelling at me saying that I want to get back with her and this is some kind of "plot" to do so. A bunch of shit happens later, including the failed attempt of me trying to be diplomatic and explaining why I only meant it to be a nice gesture toward him. He continues to threaten me. The bullshit life throws at me makes me laugh now. [editline]a[/editline] My parents and me agree. If he decides to actually fight me as he suggests, I'm whooping his bitch ass into the pavement, only as retaliation.[/QUOTE] WHAAAAAAA SOMEONE OFFERED MY GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES GONNA FUCKING STEAL HER [B][U][I]WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/I][/U][/B] caps What a dickhead

[QUOTE=Crash15;35268771]WHAAAAAAA SOMEONE OFFERED MY GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES GONNA FUCKING STEAL HER [B][U][I]WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/I][/U][/B] caps What a dickhead[/QUOTE] Depends what he's offering. Might be giving the wrong message if he's offering his dick

[QUOTE=Asaratha;35268814]Just got CS:GO, as soon as I start it up I start getting people asking me for my extra key[/QUOTE] I hate you, I've been trying since it came out.