Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35275360]My GPU has 64 [B]MEGABYTES[/B] of VRAM.[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/happycheer.gif?w=cb831dfc[/img]

My computer only has 2GB of RAM, which bottlenecks everything else. I don't have the means to order anything online, seeing as I don't have a way to pay online. When I ask my mom if I could order some more RAM, she just uses the same excuse as she uses for every time I need to order something online. "You have school to worry about and not games"

[QUOTE=Dominicus;35275418][img]https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/happycheer.gif?w=cb831dfc[/img][/QUOTE] my thoughts Exactly

ALL OF MY RAGE TAKE IT [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] MY AUTOMEEEEERGE

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35275632]Watching a comedy with a friend/a couple of friends and it turns out to be incredibly unfunny. It's just awkward as hell, especially when you can tell that it's TRYING to be funny, it's just failing miserably. This has been happening a lot lately whenever a friend of mine turns "Family Guy" on. I remember it being pretty funny, but after not watching it since I was 13? This show is for the birds.[/QUOTE] Futureama is better :zoid:

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;35275508]My computer only has 2GB of RAM, which bottlenecks everything else. I don't have the means to order anything online, seeing as I don't have a way to pay online. When I ask my mom if I could order some more RAM, she just uses the same excuse as she uses for every time I need to order something online. "You have school to worry about and not games"[/QUOTE] Save up 25 quid and buy yourself a thousand gigs of RAM from a local store.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35275654]Futureama is better :zoid:[/QUOTE] Futureama

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35275686]How my mom has changed into a COMPLETELY different person ever since she joined the local church. She always wants us to say grace at the table, which I wouldn't mind AT ALL, but of course, my stepfather gets pissed if I don't do it because he says that he's failing as a father if he doesn't make me because "God would be angry". She's always having priests over at our house and if she comes into my room and me and my brother are talking and she hears one of us say something even as mild as "what the hell?", she gets PISSED because there's a priest in the house. Uh...HE came into OUR fucking house. Why are we acting like different people? Why not just show the true side of us? Why live a lie in misery? Jeez, is it so fucking hard to have a normal family? Or at least one that's fun to be around?[/QUOTE] Film speakes words of truth as usual.

So basically they give the pyro a double barreled shotgun in the emporium, so I suggest "might as well give the scout a flaregun" to fit with it. I'm told I am stupid. Gee, thanks, I was only trying to pertain to this: "This is for those of you who want the least logical flare gun ever." Edit: I am now called troll. The fuck?

when I forget that I moved tabs to a new group after some time so they sit there for days [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocko's;35265702]Thats a very nice beard you don on your face.[/QUOTE] late, but the neat thing about this post is that Don is the first part of my male name

So I was talking to my dad earlier, and he asked me for my mother's e-mail. I gave it to him, assuming he wanted to message her about the child support he owes her (about a year's worth). Afterwards, he told me that he was capable of getting Netflix on his phone. Now, somehow, he managed to figure out her password, but was lacking the e-mail address. So now my mother has to go change all her passwords because they're all similar to that one, with the exception of perhaps the most important: her bank account.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35276243]So I was talking to my dad earlier, and he asked me for my mother's e-mail. I gave it to him, assuming he wanted to message her about the child support he owes her (about a year's worth). Afterwards, he told me that he was capable of getting Netflix on his phone. Now, somehow, he managed to figure out her password, but was lacking the e-mail address. So now my mother has to go change all her passwords because they're all similar to that one, with the exception of perhaps the most important: her bank account.[/QUOTE] AKA: from now on you will not tell your dad anything from now on without consent from your mother. :v:

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35276271]AKA: from now on you will not tell your dad anything from now on without consent from your mother. :v:[/QUOTE] That is indeed the case. Mom told me if he wants any information, I am to tell him to call her. She's not mad at me, nor does she have reason to. It was a simple misunderstanding. I mean, I could have asked him what he wanted it for, but even then I wouldn't have given him the password, which he somehow knew anyway. And as simple as the password was, I still wouldn't have considered him intelligent enough to figure it out. But it doesn't matter. Everything is sound as a pound now.

when flak transports me to his own special world on minecraft and then I log off and he logs off and we go to sleep and then I wake up and get on minecraft and I'm stuck in his world without any way to get back

FUUUUUUUUCKKK my mic isn't here yet

my dick feels like it has a toy car shoved up it

I'm learning "Maybe I'm Amazed" on guitar. I'm singing as well. Let's just say I'm glad I'm the only one in the room. [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Neat!;35276618]my dick feels like it has a toy car shoved up it[/QUOTE] Ouch. That post made my penis hurt.

I'm FUCKING thirsty hnnnng.

well, I managed to get back to my world, but since flak de-op'd me because just in case I feel like ruining the only server I play which has some of my good friends on it by throwing TNT everywhere, or feel like cheating in 5000 diamonds even though I'm very adamant about playing it survival style, I'm stuck in creative get your ass on flak fblblblblblblblbl

when people type with their fists jhio njmyunmjaw,reiopusdrawuydstion

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35276754]when people type with their fists jhio njmyunmjaw,reiopusdrawuydstion[/QUOTE] When people hunt and peck and they've been using the computer for years. It just makes no sense at all.

So now my taskbar refuses to come up. Oh my fucking god why is the taskbar so goddamn horrible

[quote]Overpain: what the shitty day Overpain: So Overpain: i was Overpain: at the training Overpain: at the bike cycling course Overpain: and at the end of the Overpain: training Overpain: my back wheel have exploded Overpain: i tried to go to the autobus Overpain: *but Overpain: *but Overpain: but Overpain: oh shit Overpain: *bus, but it Overpain: said me Overpain: i cant be in it with the bike Overpain: so Overpain: I had to go home Overpain: at the night Overpain: where everything is dark like butt Overpain: 40 min DarkTwister: :< Overpain: to home [/quote] :(

when I'm watching someone using a computer and they're wasting time typing in www. you DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35276132]My God, what is this guy on?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35276132]Some guy on my Facebook just dropped [b]acid[/b][/QUOTE] There's the answer. :]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35276795]when I'm watching someone using a computer and they're wasting time typing in www. you DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT[/QUOTE] Its just 4 letters calm the fuck down.

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35276815]Its just 4 letters calm the fuck down.[/QUOTE] I'm not freaking out it's just a pet peeve [sub][sub][sub]also you just called [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ah5xJz6ZU&list=FLaTTUAv-b91cAePNfVD_hJw&index=10&feature=plpp_video]periods a letter[/url][/sub][/sub][/sub]

I'm in FatBoyGetDown's live stream. This is hilarious.

Not being able to use chrome in school. I love the fact I can type "face" and hit enter and it goes to facebook. Or "facep" and enter and I'm suddenly here. Why wasn't that standard before. There really is no better browser than chrome.

My dump of a town and state (North Carolina)