Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=overpain;35320208]Sometimes being an asshole is the good thing[/QUOTE] Never said otherwise <3

[QUOTE=Simski;35320088]I think deep down, there is no such thing as someone not being an asshole at heart.[/QUOTE] That's certainly pessimistic. But certainly true as well. The coach was rather mad today, understandable considering how fucking terrible we played last night. I was 1 for 9 shooting and turned the ball over five times. That's probably my single worst performance ever.

You can have gf anywhere if you can manage having one Also girls friendzone guys not because they are nice but because they are ugly. At least my gf said me so. Thats the scumbag truth. The question is, are you ugly or not

[QUOTE=Neat!;35318566]HorizoN, shut your attention whoring, spoiled-ass motherfucking mouth [I]please.[/I][/QUOTE] It makes me happy that this got so many winners. Is it strange I care this much about ratings?

[QUOTE=Neat!;35320309]It makes me happy that this got so many winners. Is it strange I care this much about ratings?[/QUOTE] Nah i care about it too.

I've been feeling more relaxed recently.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35319679]Someone I know who shall remain anonymous didn't put up with friend-zones. He took friends in who needed shelter. Fed them, kept them company, all that jazz. But when a girl who friend-zoned him for 5 years came in, she lived with him a year and always acted sexy towards him, but always acted appalled whenever he mentioned sex. After a year of that, he said that in order to stay, she had to fuck him. "Look, I've paid for everything you own, I feed you, I'm there for you whenever you need me and you always act like you want my dick. Well, here it is. Most places charge you up the ass for having a place to stay. You've stayed here a year and haven't had to pay a dime. Suck my dick." And she did. I don't even holy shit, that's incredible.[/QUOTE] I could never trick/force a girl into sex like that. It would feel odd and meaningless.

[QUOTE=Cructo;35320706]He didn't force or trick her.[/QUOTE] I dont what it's called, but something like "Meaningless sex?" She only had sex to pay off her rent.

Having to be creative.

I just realized you can PM yourself (I don't pay enough attention to my profile to know that). 5 minutes later... [IMG]http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n530/smithy69fp/lolwut.png[/IMG] [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] Sorry for the John copypasta reference. It just came to mind when I was doing this.

[QUOTE=Neat!;35318566]HorizoN, shut your attention whoring, spoiled-ass motherfucking mouth [I]please.[/I][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;kB0ImncZNLA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB0ImncZNLA[/video]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35315210]Maybe a lot of people but maybe I'm one of those people who have no desire to live past 20? [/QUOTE] Very selfish of you I thought about it one time when I had been feeling really depressed for a while, and the only thing that kept me from it was that fact.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35320369]Whenever you make someone laugh and you ever so slowly see their smile go away after a while. I don't know why, but it always makes me kind of sad.[/QUOTE] On the plus side of it though, making someone genuinely laugh with a joke, and it's obvious they are laughing with you and not at you. It's just about the best feeling ever.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35320369]Whenever you make someone laugh and you ever so slowly see their smile go away after a while. I don't know why, but it always makes me kind of sad.[/QUOTE] I can be in a fit of laughter one second, then look like this the next :| I'm still laughing on the inside though, so don't let it bother you so much~! (I'm fairly certain other people can be that way too)

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35315210]Maybe a lot of people but maybe I'm one of those people who have no desire to live past 20? [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] Honestly life doesn't really have a point to me.[/QUOTE] [Obligatory kill urself dumbfuck post] Seriously, that's selfish

[QUOTE=Crash15;35321527][Obligatory kill urself dumbfuck post] Seriously, that's selfish[/QUOTE] kill urself dumbfuck [sp]how original of me[/sp]

I watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows again just for the hell of it. There are so many sex references involved in the series that it kind of hurts.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35321615]I watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows again just for the hell of it. There are so many sex references involved in the series that it kind of hurts.[/QUOTE] I went to see that at the cinema with my friends We took that idea of replacing wand with penis, and immaturity shone through.

[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;35321636]I went to see that at the cinema with my friends We took that idea of replacing wand with penis, and immaturity shone through.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of [url]http://bash.org/?111338[/url]

I CAN SEE THE FUCKING INDENT OF SHIT I JUST LOOKED AT IN MY EYES AND IT IS FUCKING DRIVEING ME INSANE. I CAN ONLY SEE IT WHEN I CONCETRATE ON IT AND IT TAKES HOURS TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

[QUOTE=Simski;35316275]Hate to be racking on my friends... but well, I feel like I'm going to go crazy if I don't get it out of my system. One guy I know, keeps driving me fucking crazy with the way he talks. He can just never take a hint when someone is simply not at all interested what so ever in what he is talking about. Yesterday, he started talking to me about his characters in dungeon defenders... the conversation went a bit like this: [quote]Him: Should we level boost your characters in dungeon defenders? Him: I've maxed my ranger, my countess, my huntress, my barbarian and my squire. Me: Maybe a bit later, don't feel like playing right now. Him: You know that sword I have last time? Well I've max leveled it, it now does a shit load of damage Me: Okay Him: I went to get two of those for my barbarian, and I've maxed leveled both of the weapons Me: mm Him: You know on that level where I got it in the first place? Him: I played it again and got another sword for him Me: Ah Him: I also downloaded a map that makes it a lot easier to level Him: I've used it to max level all of my characters Him: You know my huntress, archer and my countess, all of them are max level Him: I also got a new weapon for my huntress Me: mm Him: You know how your weapon had 8 shots per second? I found a weapon that has 10 shots per second Him: So I've been leveling that weapon and also added a lot of damage to it Me: ok Him: There's like a ton of things on that level and your characters level extremely fast Him: You know how it takes really long to level when you're over 70? It goes really fast on this level Him: There's also a lot of weapons and pets and armors on the level Me: mm Him: My barbarian used to be like really slow at first but I've added a lot to his speed stats so he runs pretty fast now Him: I also got him that powerful sword I used to have for my countess. Me: ah Him: I also got a really powerful gun for my archer and my huntress Him: It has 10 shots per second Him: I've been leveling it a lot to deal a lot of damage[/quote][/QUOTE] My irl friends do that same shit whenever we talk through Steam. It's annoying as fuck because games are literally ALL they ever talk about. It's like they only live to play the same exact games all day every freaking day.

Technological incompetence. Enough said. [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] Not mine, other people's

I figured out how to end all facebook arguments... Post this: [QUOTE]"I MEAN I SHOW UP AND I'M LIKE, AYO BITCH YOU WANNA SEE A DICK?" [video=youtube;re3ognRfQcw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re3ognRfQcw[/video][/QUOTE]

google chrome says google.com isn't trusted

my eyescars hurt [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35322551]I figured out how to end all facebook arguments... Post this:[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-NcRXK-s4[/media]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35322592]my eyescars hurt [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-NcRXK-s4[/media][/QUOTE] Alternatively, [video=youtube;fN-xq7t6pKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN-xq7t6pKw[/video]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35322684]Alternatively, [video=youtube;fN-xq7t6pKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN-xq7t6pKw[/video][/QUOTE] this works best probably [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAUdH8HzN_g[/media] SWAG SWAG

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvbOsr138&list=FLOYWgypDktXdb-HfZnSMK6A&index=1&feature=plcp[/MEDIA] No! :( RIP Edd.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35322877][MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvbOsr138&list=FLOYWgypDktXdb-HfZnSMK6A&index=1&feature=plcp[/MEDIA] No! :( RIP Edd.[/QUOTE] After scrolling a bit it hit me like a fucking sledge hammer that it was eddsworld :(

My friend told me to download this 2GB zipped porn folder of female and straight porn for a website around the world. My fucking anger when 1/2 of it was spiderman shit for /b/ and the other half was screencaps that were unfunny as fuck. "oh lol I gave you the wrong link" You are now blocked faggot