Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35336729]I hate to say this, but I'm not a very good reader. I mean, I can read just fine, but my ADD completely takes over when I start reading a book for whatever reason.[/QUOTE] Imagine everything that is narrated in Morgan Freeman's voice, all male characters in the Govenator's voice, and all female characters in GLaDOS's voice. Damn, that would be the best fanfic ever...

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35336729]I hate to say this, but I'm not a very good reader. I mean, I can read just fine, but my ADD completely takes over when I start reading a book for whatever reason.[/QUOTE] Fair enough. [editline]28th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=rinoaff33;35336736]Imagine everything in Morgan Freeman's voice.[/QUOTE] Oh god don't remind me of doing that. We had to read "To Kill A Mockingbird" in english class, and the main character's name is Scout. Read in Boston accent. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35336742]Fair enough. [editline]28th March 2012[/editline] Oh god don't remind me of doing that. We had to read "To Kill A Mockingbird" in english class, and the main character's name is Scout. Read in Boston accent. Hilarious.[/QUOTE] "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it. [B]*BONK*[/B]"

Holy shit we won. 75-73 in overtime, this could be our series.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35336729]I hate to say this, but I'm not a very good reader. I mean, I can read just fine, but my ADD completely takes over when I start reading a book for whatever reason.[/QUOTE] :respek:

the hunger games wasn't a bad movie, it's just that it could have been 10 times better and you can even see why

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;35336347]I was actually thinking along the lines of the live-action movies. [thumb]http://i948.photobucket.com/albums/ad326/therip2009/vlcsnap-2009-10-13-15h46m02s75.png[/thumb][/QUOTE] What AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/SHAGGY%20WAGGY/2.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/SHAGGY%20WAGGY/3.png[/IMG] but I guess I can see the resemblance [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/SHAGGY%20WAGGY/1.png[/t]

Why is velma kissing shaggy in one of those???

[QUOTE=ILY;35337105]Why is velma kissing shaggy in one of those???[/QUOTE] Shaggy? I see no Shaggy, I only see Mister Sandman.

[QUOTE=ILY;35337105]Why is velma kissing shaggy in one of those???[/QUOTE] she can't resist my charms

On the topic of the thread title: I wish I could practice guitar when people are around. I practice about once a week at the most nowadays because my door is not soundproof whatsoever. I [I]still[/I] can't play the solo to Stratovarius - Speed of Light at full speed because I don't practice enough.

Scooby Doo characters should never be thought of as having sexual desires it ruins everything

[QUOTE=ILY;35337172]Scooby Doo characters should never be thought of as having sexual desires it ruins everything[/QUOTE] The many, many rule 34 creations of Scooby Doo would like a word with you.

Every time "Neat!" rates something funny, winner, informative, or agree I end up laughing. It fits so perfectly.

My internet's back up with twice the speed, 144mb/s. Hell yeah. Also my friend told me that the cute Russian girl I like was wondering why I wasn't texting her. She fucking said i was creeping her out. Women are crazy.

So when I was in middle school, my vice principal got arrested. For possession of child porn. I just looked him up, and it turns out [url=http://www.kwtx.com/news/headlines/Ex-Texas_School_Principal_Found_Dead_In_Jail_Cell_125158809.html]he hung himself inside his cell.[/url]

I just realized that I've spent over 4 straight hours on Facepunch, doing absolutely nothing useful. Damnit.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35337400]Making movies. It's one of the most fucking frustrating, yet orgasmic things life will ever give you. Try making a movie sometime with a couple of friends. It's a lot of fun, but holy shit, it's hard.[/QUOTE] I have to make a short movie at least once every two weeks for school projects of various sorts. It sucks, especially when you end up with a randomly-assigned team, because 9/10 of everyone in my grade level knows that I take school work seriously (or, at least I used to) and will just piggyback off of me. Spending 4 years at a team/project-oriented school has taught me that being a loner is the way to go.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35337482]Nobody I know aside from a handful of people can appreciate my weird sense of humor. Someone posted "ANCHORMAN 2!!!" on Facebook. I posted this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qPTkxY0jE[/media] Tons of PMs saying how "sick and fucked up" I am. Goddammit, it was only a joke.[/QUOTE] That reminds me, I want to love the RedLetterMedia reviews of the prequel trilogy, but GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T DO IT CAUSE IT HURTS ME RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD.

Apparently listening to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIE0wTFg364&feature=related"]this song[/URL] in class makes me a faggot. What the fuck.

[QUOTE=kaine123;35337689]Apparently listening to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIE0wTFg364&feature=related"]this song[/URL] in class makes me a faggot. What the fuck.[/QUOTE] People have shit music tastes. I was listening to bohemian rhapsody, and some 8th grader said "Ugh, what's that shit you're listening to?" It's as if the kid [i]wanted[/i] me to kick his ass. [editline]29th March 2012[/editline] Thanks for the new band choice by the way.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35337482]Nobody I know aside from a handful of people can appreciate my weird sense of humor. Someone posted "ANCHORMAN 2!!!" on Facebook. I posted this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qPTkxY0jE[/media] Tons of PMs saying how "sick and fucked up" I am. Goddammit, it was only a joke.[/QUOTE] oh god i hope that's water

[QUOTE=Cructo;35337727]Doing anything in class makes you a faggot. Just ignore people.[/QUOTE] I bought this super cool looking jacket the other day some dude said I looked like an old man I was at the mall, looking at some cool stuff some dude from school said I shouldn't be doing that, and I should be there to get girls I made a joke at school some dude took it seriously and started an unnecessary argument You should care about other people's opinions, but don't do it that much. There's always gonna be an asshole that insults you for liking/doing something, specially at school.

[QUOTE=Cructo;35337727]Doing anything in class makes you a faggot. Just ignore people.[/QUOTE] It's just annoying when I'm minding my own business sitting there doing my work and listening to my iPod when some dumbass has to be like "hurf durf wat r u listenin 2?" So I just say the name of the song and they have to go batshit crazy because it's not the same kind of music that they listen to.

I think CN is bringing back fridays! It's gonna be called cartoon planet, it's gonna have FHFIF, Dexter's Lab, and a whole bunch of other awesome shit! Can't wait, fuck yes and it's hosts are Brak and Zorak! I hope they bring back Space Ghost coast to coast

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35337482]Nobody I know aside from a handful of people can appreciate my weird sense of humor. Someone posted "ANCHORMAN 2!!!" on Facebook. I posted this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qPTkxY0jE[/media] Tons of PMs saying how "sick and fucked up" I am. Goddammit, it was only a joke.[/QUOTE] I was listening to the Song of Healing from Zelda: Majora's Mask when I saw that video. What a fucking weird combination.

Quarter ends in two days. Drowning in work teachers forgot to assign the last few months.

So a few days ago something quite peculiar happened. It all started a few months ago when a very cute girl whom I'd been talking to at school as we had been introduced by a few of our mutual friends. I was indifferent seeing as I'd sort of had my sights on a girl that lived in another town nearby and she wants to go out this Summer. She ended up inviting me to the movies with her friends. During a few particularly scary scenes in the movie she took my arm and put around her shoulders whilst burying her head into my shoulder and having me tell her when the scary parts were over. After the movie she told me she had a great time and wanted to meet up again. I was a bit cautious as a result of her doing this because her friends were with her and it wasn't exactly a "date" by my definitions. I talked to her more afterwards to find that she didn't want to engage in a relationship as she had only recently found out that she and her family would be moving to the another part of the country because her Father is in the military. I was a bit shocked but I accepted it seeing as I couldn't do anything about it. So I just hung out with her friends and she hung out with my friends and I and it was pretty casual. Now here's where it gets even more interesting. Last week I was informed by her that she would be moving away and she was going through and saying goodbyes to a lot of her friends. The last day before she left. I met her as school was letting out and as I walked with her to the bus for the last time she told me that she really did have feelings for me this whole time and that if things she could change things that she would. Right as I was about to depart she hugged me, kissed me on the cheek and said goodbye.

Best buy screwed me out of a 100$ USB microphone. [B]Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck[/B]

[QUOTE=kaine123;35338317]So a few days ago something quite peculiar happened. It all started a few months ago when a very cute girl whom I'd been talking to at school as we had been introduced by a few of our mutual friends. I was indifferent seeing as I'd sort of had my sights on a girl that lived in another town nearby and she wants to go out this Summer. She ended up inviting me to the movies with her friends. During a few particularly scary scenes in the movie she took my arm and put around her shoulders whilst burying her head into my shoulder and having me tell her when the scary parts were over. After the movie she told me she had a great time and wanted to meet up again. I was a bit cautious as a result of her doing this because her friends were with her and it wasn't exactly a "date" by my definitions. I talked to her more afterwards to find that she didn't want to engage in a relationship as she had only recently found out that she and her family would be moving to the another part of the country because her Father is in the military. I was a bit shocked but I accepted it seeing as I couldn't do anything about it. So I just hung out with her friends and she hung out with my friends and I and it was pretty casual. Now here's where it gets even more interesting. Last week I was informed by her that she would be moving away and she was going through and saying goodbyes to a lot of her friends. The last day before she left. I met her as school was letting out and as I walked with her to the bus for the last time she told me that she really did have feelings for me this whole time and that if things she could change things that she would. Right as I was about to depart she hugged me, kissed me on the cheek and said goodbye.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you can get some. Do it for us, Kaine! Most of us are still scared of girls!